Omg yes is it bad that I actually love that you said that?

Breanna Joyner no thats good 😂

Joshua McLean okay good lol

gizzykat Matthew 6 amen

Lol...

jordantothesmith ohhh 😂😂

jordantothesmith Oh my goodness. Thank you. I was totally confused at that part. 😄

jordantothesmith OMG..... thanks man😂😂😂

jordantothesmith ohhh that makes way more sense 😂

jordantothesmith Oh wow! Now I get it!

I was actually wondering why he didnt go there with that 😂😂

Gracie M the album hadn’t come out yet 😂

Kanye West has a Christian song called Read this Gospel but its not a very good song the beat is wierd

@@graciem6562 this vid is apparently 2 years old so 🤷🏾‍♀️

This was before Kanye west had his conversion lol

Exactly what I was thinking 😂 some Sunday service

The Huguenot exactly

Exactly my thought!😅

The Huguenot The song Jesus is lord has a creepy satanic gonna sacrifice someone feel to it😳😬🙈

stacyeandrew2 huhhh? No it doesn’t 😂😂. Y’all just say anything.

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Jamestown uP

Yeeeesssss!!

😂😂😂😂

"Alexa, find me a recipe for hamburgers." "Today is Friday; how about fish?"

Right

But I go to church in the evening 😃😃

@JW McCabe they also seem to have a better sense of humour hahaha

Alexa is my father I guess.😄

@Chloe J. Gaming never got drunk.

One thing I can NOT stand are those heretics that try to make out that I cannot possibly be a Christian if I happen to like a cold beer (actually a long time hobby of mine is craft brewing my own).

Then how is she a christan

oh wow 😂🤣👌👌😂🤣

Or place to spiritually eat. Like the Scriptures

@@starlegends3092 man shall not live by bread alone

Why chick fal a?

Süzelfrüz lol I wouldn't mind if alexa searched for chick fil a's their food is freaking amazing

Because they are closed on sundays for church

Chick fil a fam

@@criistal_frappex253 bc they hate LGBTQ community. They are super anti gay

That part played RIGHT when I read your comment 🤣 LMSO

I always pray before I eat.

😅🌞🙏🏻Amen

Alexa sounds like my mother..

yes pray to the sun god

there's no such thing my friend. There's no protestant, orthodox blah blah. There are only those that the Son, the living Word the eternal God knows and those that dont. Those that have their names written in the book of Life and those that don't. Those that are dead to sin and those that are in Sin. There are only--- only two types of people in the world. You will realize that once you read your Bible more

@@asinegaasinega Amen

They drank wine 🍷 at the wedding and RAN OUT. Jesus made SIX MORE barrels!!!

@@Caritasaveritas wine back then had very little alcohol in it. Although I think drinking is fine in moderation and doesn’t become a necessity or addiction

The Russians used to say that beer is just liquid bread, so it's okay even during Lent

It is indeed good laughing at the bs you believe.

@@michaelanderson7715 but still a lesser bulls_it then believing in pinky unicorns with 50 genders , and g4y indoctrination for underage children is OK. The society was a better place with religion few decades ago , even if its "BS" as you say , its still better and more necessary for society then the stupidity and immorality today ppl believe in.

Same here lol

@@s3kir3i98Acceptance of others =/= tHeYrE InDoCterNaTinG the kIds

I thought it was going to just play a worship song

I died when it said that.

Same! 😂

JxBx80 same Xd. Although I was thinking it would suggest one, not start playing automatically

😂😂😂

More like how about I play left behind with Kirk Cameron!

Bibleman is better than veggietales

@@olderarchives6660 Those are fightin' words!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Put the TV on TBN.

@Providence OPC-Bradenton could work

Lmfao to mourn the death of the mood

@@Jimbodawg 😂😂

As a Catholic, I would love this.

@@Jimbodawg so you've never heard of Enigma. check out the 3 part Sadeness from the late 90's and then tell me Gregorian chants can't be a huge turn on. 25 years later i still probably can't hear that without popping a little sin stick.

I'm telling that took me ALLL THE WAY OUT I DIED OF LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

conviction!!

😂😂😂

Never heard of an accountability partner, so I had to look it up.

@@tudorjason Yeah, that flew over my head. Just looked it up. So an accountability partner is someone you will eventually strangle?

Jack'sVlogs very convicting 😬

I don't get it, please explain...🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

wouldn't you be with late loved ones if that were true? I mean I know I will be, I'm just pointing out a bit of irony with your comment that I thought was interesting.

XCCON2009 guarding your partner’s heart is a phrase meaning the opposite of leading them on/ teasing. It’s supposed to help people refrain from unnecessary flirting and charming. Ie, make it easy for others to keep their hearts pure and not arouse any desires they wouldn’t be able to rightfully fulfil until marriage, like sex and the emotional security that someone will be there for you forever.

Joseph Wright. Thanks buddy !

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. I would definitely get Christian Alexa. Hahah

I definitely would as well!!

No

And_that's_the_tea No.

Not at all

It should be noted that most ancient references to alcohol were very weak beverages, designed to have a long shelf life in a world that lacked any kind of preservation technology. Nothing in scripture forbids drinking, but there are prohibitions against becoming drunk. That said, at that particular feast the guests were astounded not that water was turned into wine, because only the servants knew that, but that the new wine was better than the first. It was common to start with the best wine, so that senses are dulled when the cheap stuff comes out. So Jesus made wine that was better than the best stuff at...I think it was a wedding for a cousin? It had some kick to it, almost certainly.

In the Bible wine and grape juice are both called wine. Not every time it mentions wine does it mean what we call today wine, sometimes it’s grape juice.

Not everywhere. Many instances are wine while others say "fruit of the vine" or something to that effect. I'm not familiar with the Greek or Hebrew but it seems sometimes though grape juice would fit, other times it's specifically said to be wine. Like with that marriage, the ceremony of it​@@iseecowz196

Oh my goodness yes!! 😂

That's GOLD😂

It was a side hug so no need lol

firmware update needed lol

😅😅

Alissa Eck I love Matthew west tho😂😂

Matthew West is great!

lol Christian Alexa could play Kanye now

I'm your 999 like 😂

Imagine And now Kanye west became a great Christian and this video was two years ago

Jacinda Campbell It took me a second to get it too. 😂

Jacinda Campbell Oh my gosh.....😮😮thank you!!

Oml.

0:19

😅

“How about lets pray”

That's.... Errr

@@misterminutes4504 ?

@@Vivian19739 I was watching how a gay man got rid of his attraction towards men, and he said "I tried to pray the gay away" while telling his story

*unwholesome

This is exactly where I lost it, lol.

so... Mormons?

Pureflix is a thing😂

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@M Mize Oof.

Offended snowflake? ❄

I just realized that "The Sun is Raining" is improper grammar so it has to be "The Son is Reigning" I get it... _I think..._

Same

SAME

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

@@bibleboy1147 Nah, "The Sun is raining," is technically grammatically correct, it just makes no sense.

"Christian" .....lol. Any real Holy Spirit discernment within will express that He isn't a follower of the way. He even supports Joel Olsteen, he is leading people astray too.

@@autumngrace3135 we're nobody to judge. God will judge

@@carolyngundimi you would follow anything then.

@@autumngrace3135 no.. I'm not in favor of Kanye and Joel Osteen. I don't say they're bad either. I used love watching Joel Osteen until I realized that he's more of a Motivational speaker than an evangelist.

Autumn Grace he’s been born again, he just isn’t mature yet

Erin Bower I guess Alexa can play Kanye now haha

That's hilarious!

That's so sweet!! 🤣😃

AHAHAHAHA this comment made my day

Aww... that’s so sweet. This made my day,

Fascinated With Jesus innocence 😂

Soon as it refused to play Ozzy, I'm flinging her right out the window...

@@Road_Rash you could be the most devote christian and if it didn't play ozzie you would throw that thing into the fire pit.

Gwiyomi Nomi very convicting 😬

you didnt die

Ikr

@Audsquad_2010 Kemmer I’m just really easily amused

@Audsquad_2010 Kemmer chill

Yes. That motivated him, and helped him to open the jar.

therealiblack16 because Kanye is Christian now

Carmela Aimee yes Jesus loves me, yes Jesus loves me xD

jesus take the wheel

Unknown Guy preach

So did I! Lol

🤣

It should have been holy water..😂

Coke use to have cocaine in definitely not the best one for the Christian version.

@@cdcsunlimited9714 "that better be a coke bottle" *pulls out original coke

Nope, sorry it's a smooth, crisp, ice cold beer

Kanye west is not a Christian. He is a new ager

it's 2020 now. Very weird days we are living.

Not really. He became famous with Jesus walks with me. I guess some people didn't know that.

@@tigerbk he is weird. Used christianity to line his pockets. 👎🏽

2020

@SW Sweetie Why specifically a Christian?

Lance Patterson facts 👏

Jesus loves you

@@Jesusbride515 but I thought he _HaTeS_ atheist ls

@@calculator4482 Jesus doesn't hate anyone because He himself is love. However he hates sin, our bad action s. It's like a parent having a badly behaved child, the parent can never hate his/her child but hates the behaviour

There are no coincidences.

@@julietacen4706 I love sin!

Netflix is so woke now too though!

You're christian and you have the f word in your user name?

Anyone with a curse word in their name is definitely NOT Christian. God bless and I pray you get there one day.

@@rebornasdavid You're right. I also don't find this hilarious.

How is this funny? I'm a Christian and this is not funny; in fact, it is inspiring.

@@_Siloam_ When you are born again you honestly can't find any enjoyment in this world because we are not of this world. I find myself not even wanting to be here but I know I have many things to do and many people to help before I leave. Now I know what Paul was talking about when he said he wanted to leave but knew it was better to stay until his time was done. Watching people call themselves Christian who still love the world is like a drug addict saying they aren't addicted any more cause they only use once a week now instead of once a day. 1 John 3 says very clearly those born of God CANNOT continue sinning.

OK, now I get it. I heard "The sun rains" and just shrugged my shoulders.

@Mostfa Al-Jarah you are wrong jesus is the truth

You mean Lord.💕

Mostfa Al-Jarah Why do you doubt? Have faith because Jesus died for me, as well as you, and everyone.

Mostfa Al-Jarah Yes he is, I promise. 🙏🏻

@Mostfa Al-Jarah he is the son of God and God sent an angle named Gaberal to marry to inform her that God has chosen her to carry his child and to name him jesus but then jesus died for us on the cross

lola puppy. The only thing it destroys is this bullshit society hollywood has socially constructed.

Unclecomrade420 what bullshit society? Atleast we aren’t believing that snakes were talking to people who apparently lived for 800+ years

No, it's not

@@ayyy3606 but you are believing you came from a magical thing called Nothing...Not to mention,it has been proven that The Bible is God's Word

@@Nilo1310 As far as I know there are a number of things that prove the Bible to be Gods Word.Before start,I gotta ask you,if the Bible was proven to be True would you follow it?

Shirleen Mugo the Son is riegning.

CalsVidsKids the Son is reigning

I know it just sounded funny and that is what I heard the first time

+CalsVidsKids until you explained it, that one went over my head. I am nothing short embarrassed, but laughing all the same because the joke is just that good

Shirleen Mugo took me forever, but its son is reigning

@Larsson what does being black have to do with it? Don't be unfortunate

@@estieeu2364 hey how are you?

@@thomasgooden hello. I am good. Thanks for asking

@@estieeu2364 no problem. just checking on you. can i pray for you about something?

@@thomasgooden hello. Why do you want to pray for me?

Dean Natuno look that one up...lots wrong.

Nothing wrong with it, but there saying it's a christain thing, Christmas is about jesus

Apparently some people are offended when we say Merry Christmas publically because not everyone is Christian. I think it's stupid. I wouldn't be offended if a Muslim said Happy Eid to me or if a Hindu said Happy Diwali. Although I don't celebrate those festivals, they greet out of good will and I'm happy to be friends with them. Yet somehow, the atheistic community is getting more and more sensitive about these little things because it "oppresses" them.

@@icarus6492, I see. I don't understand how its a problem in America though. There are Non-Christians in our country that STILL say *_"Merry Christmas"_* because that is just how we all say it and it is celebrated ALWAYS since our country composed mainly of Christians. The real difference is if you ACTUALLY celebrate it. You can say Merry Christmas to other people but you don't have to celebrate it if you don't want to. That topic isn't really much of a problem if you think about it which just makes me scratch my head how its such an issue to certain places.

@@xyon9090 indeed. That's why i don't know why it has become more and more of an issue. Too many people trying to be "politically correct".

Ray Weaver where is it??

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Ray Weaver same

I think it does, considering it knew when he was trying to open that jar. Either that or it recognized his grunts. Which raises the question, if you put Christian Alexa in the bathroom, will she quote Philippians 4:13 while you're on the pot?

Mine did too! LOL

It’s a demon!!!