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johnbcrist

johnbcrist

8 жыл бұрын

Christian Mingle, the popular Christian dating website, employs standup comedian John Crist to approve or reject applicants to their website.
Visit www.johncristcomedy.com for more videos, bio and live tour dates.

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@1way1truth
@1way1truth 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he didn’t ask, “McDonald’s or Chick Fil A?” 😂
@poeeaton242
@poeeaton242 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@nathanthelibertarian1406
@nathanthelibertarian1406 5 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah KFC or Chick-Fil-A
@connecteavity
@connecteavity 5 жыл бұрын
sawright65 😂
@lemonkissed201
@lemonkissed201 5 жыл бұрын
IDontKnowWhatToNameMyChannel nah nah nah nah nah it’s raising cane’s or chick-fil-a
@rachelschendel6393
@rachelschendel6393 5 жыл бұрын
Nah ... Popeye's or Chick Fil A
@foreverflowering8820
@foreverflowering8820 6 жыл бұрын
" one of your friends signed you up as a joke , yea everybody says that " 😂😂😂😂😂
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 5 жыл бұрын
Pushing past into the house without permission, at that point, is what made me not want to watch the rest of the video. Yargh. It's an okay joke, but at that point this guy is screaming "serial killer"...
@birdhead73
@birdhead73 5 жыл бұрын
@@Arkylie what?
@esmeraldazamarripa8214
@esmeraldazamarripa8214 5 жыл бұрын
@@Arkylie It was staged tho lol
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 5 жыл бұрын
@@esmeraldazamarripa8214 Yeah, obviously. Still creepy. Brr.
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 5 жыл бұрын
@@esmeraldazamarripa8214 Yeah, obviously. Still creepy. Brr.
@fosterfuchs
@fosterfuchs 5 жыл бұрын
My wife and I met on ChristianMingle in 2006. Thank goodness there were no home inspections back then. We would've both been rejected. Bwahahahaha!
@courtneyartiste4220
@courtneyartiste4220 4 жыл бұрын
Markus Fuchs 😂😂😂😂
@latoyalegemah787
@latoyalegemah787 4 жыл бұрын
Same here! Met my husband on ChristianMingle in 2013. We both would have been rejected too..lol 😅
@kenreed9298
@kenreed9298 4 жыл бұрын
Sinner!
@Silent_Shadow
@Silent_Shadow 4 жыл бұрын
Damn heathens! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@seniorsmiles3386
@seniorsmiles3386 4 жыл бұрын
@@Silent_Shadow actually, they are.
@amyervin7508
@amyervin7508 5 жыл бұрын
Why does this feel like a christian version of the office.
@retro2659
@retro2659 4 жыл бұрын
Omg they should make that!
@anapaez8920
@anapaez8920 4 жыл бұрын
yeeees
@ibitorucookey-gam7503
@ibitorucookey-gam7503 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@l242l305l
@l242l305l 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Everettalla
@Everettalla 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh YES
@thesavagealpaca3374
@thesavagealpaca3374 7 жыл бұрын
"I can't feel my face when I'm with you." "But I love it." "Well you shouldn't love it and you shouldn't know that song! Is that safe for the whole family? I don't think so!" I lost it there.
@christopherwarsh
@christopherwarsh 5 жыл бұрын
Elijah Youngblood and yet you can see John’s boxers when he scolds Aaron 😂
@ilovenoodles7483
@ilovenoodles7483 5 жыл бұрын
I did not know that song.
@msmx9088
@msmx9088 4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Youngblood how does he know that song then? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@lexisheldahl1402
@lexisheldahl1402 4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@ellesreviews8367
@ellesreviews8367 4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Youngblood yes!! Best part for sure!!!
@gon-chanlaura5155
@gon-chanlaura5155 7 жыл бұрын
"Christian or not, who's using Google+?" LOL
@ktarleneKatieBaumgardner
@ktarleneKatieBaumgardner 6 жыл бұрын
ゴンちゃんローラ Meee
@haranguemeringue8957
@haranguemeringue8957 5 жыл бұрын
ゴンちゃんローラ That killed me - hysterical! 😂
@brick3815
@brick3815 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@jamesm568
@jamesm568 5 жыл бұрын
The whole world knows G+ was a failure along with the Nexus and Pixel line and the majority of Google messaging apps.
@SeanBaker
@SeanBaker 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesm568 Why am I not surprised to find you here!
@janayamber9706
@janayamber9706 5 жыл бұрын
“you favorited a tweet with a swear word in it” IM SCREAMING
@jesseleblanc1199
@jesseleblanc1199 4 жыл бұрын
That was quick wit and funny
@lujitsu1251
@lujitsu1251 4 жыл бұрын
Funny, wanna mingle? How old are you?
@subscribeifurlonely7840
@subscribeifurlonely7840 5 жыл бұрын
"Guns?" "Love 'em" "Obama?" "Hate him" "Welcome to Christian Mingle!"
@horschiday9449
@horschiday9449 4 жыл бұрын
subscribe if ur lonely I don’t why, but that was the funniest moment 😂😂
@zexnynex777
@zexnynex777 4 жыл бұрын
The say it should be lol :-)
@bigbird254
@bigbird254 4 жыл бұрын
@Yeshua is Lord. yeah, well I disagree. I'd like to start by saying I don't think that God designed sex just for procreating. Sex helps you develop a deeper bond with your significant other. And the clitoris doesn't seem to serve any function in reproduction. But it often times plays a big role in female orgasm. Clearly God made it that way for a reason bud. Let's also keep in mind that in the ancient world reproduction was much more important than it is in our modern times. So it would make sense for the people to focus more on reproduction. Now that that's established let's talk about homosexuality. Trying to bring in some historical context. There are plenty of old Biblical laws that we don't follow any more. Such as eating pork and having to go to the bathroom far away from camp. Furthermore, from what I can see a vast majority of the old laws existed primarily for health concerns. They weren't allowed to eat pork because no one knew how to properly prepare it, which brought health concerns. Pooping in or too close to camp can be hazardous, so that's why they pooped far from camp. Applying this idea to the chapters in Leviticus, I can see potential health concerns for having anal sex back then. I don't see any major health concerns with this modern day. In the chapters "against" it some scenarios describe incest and beastyality, I'm not an expert on either, however in incest the offspring may have defects so it's a health concern, and I'm pretty sure that there's some health concerns about beastyality, even if there isn't animals can't give consent like us humans practice so it's immoral in that way. A majority of the scenarios describe a form of sexual promiscuity so it is possible for the original text to say homosexual promiscuity rather than homosexuality itself. The topic of sexual promiscuity (having sex with someone else's partner) also brings in concerns of mental health along with the physical health of STDs (having sex with multiple people). Another piece of historical context. Is that prostitutes would hangout outside of temples and after people left the temples, some would hire these prostitutes for their services, and hiring male prostitutes lead to more health concerns than hiring a female prostitute. So it is believed by some more progressive Christians that the Bible isn't talking about being homosexual. But rather the health concerns they had for engaging with a male prostitute. This is another reason why it's possible that the original wording is actually talking about homosexual promiscuity rather than homosexuality itself. Another possible theory that is similar. Is that the verses are refering to abusive orgys that happened in some temples, and some of them had gay and lesbian sex. Let's discuss marriage. From my understanding marriages in biblical times (both old and new testament times) were much different than they are now. Marriages were arranged and seemed to exist primarily to expand the family (maybe even for financial or political reasons) and people generally married within their social circle (or tribe). In modern times though creating a family is certainly on the minds of many, many people primarily marry because of a more romantic kind of love (maybe this kind of love was created in some couples in Biblical times the point is that this love wasn't the goal or purpose of marriage). Homosexuality doesn't seem to serve the purposes of marriage back in Biblical times. Perhaps this is why the Bible doesn't condone it. Since in modern times marriage primarily happens because of a kind of romantic love, instead of expanding the family. Same-sex couples now are able to fulfill the purposes of marriage because they love each other. In my opinion I don't think that it's fair to not want a gay person to act on their sexuality and experience the same kind of beautiful love that heterosexual couples seek in marriage. Just because God specifically created the male-female to have the ability to reproduce, doesn't mean that the same-sex pairing isn't part of God's design. Homosexuality appears in other animals as well. This from my perspective indicates that homosexuality is a product of nature and serves a function for a species survival. I think this means that anything that occurs in nature is part of God's design. Because I don't think that animals sin so anything that happens in nature is allowed by God. I anticipate you might bring in some odd things that occur in nature. Like maybe the female praying mantas eating the males head after sex. My response to that counter argument is. Just because something occurs in one species doesn't mean that it occurs in another. Clearly that isn’t a function of human survival. I’d argue though that homosexuality is, simply because it occurs in humans, along with other animals in nature. Here's some food for thought, maybe we shouldn't take the Bible so literally. Seriously but not literally... there's a difference. Lastly I will not wager in on the pro choice vs pro life debate. I'm personally pro choice but I have a pretty good understanding of both sides and would prefer not to discuss the topic.
@esthernatashaegumbo459
@esthernatashaegumbo459 4 жыл бұрын
Why is that a good thing though?
@thesilverblader6714
@thesilverblader6714 4 жыл бұрын
@@bigbird254 that's a lot bro! But I'm saying the Lord sees homosexual relations as an abomination to him, and his first command to Adam and Eve was to be fruitful And multiply and fill the earth. The same commands of back then are still as true today as they were then. God does not change, he is the only one who remains the same and that we can rely on. Procreation is still important today as it was then, if we don't have enough children to replace a generation when it dies out the human race would go extinct. Also babies are human the moment they are conceived, they are not a fetus and will never be a fetus. They are human from the very start and killing them through abortion is equal to murder. People I hear cry out for women's right to choose, well she could have chosen not to have sex with the man she did and the baby wouldn't be concieved(basically if a woman is not prepared to be a mother she shouldn't have sex in the first place, cause that's only meant to be in the bonds of marriage anyway.) Back to the baby, he or she doesn't have a voice yet and can't speak to us to tell us that they do not want to be killed but want to live. So killing them is wrong. It's like saying when a relative is old and sick and can't speak because of it, well let's kill em. Also there are a lot of bad things that happen from anal sex, the anus is made for pooping not having sex, only the man and women's sexual parts are made for that. People who give into homosexual relations can get HIV and other bad stuff. This is all true including how God finds men having sex with men gross and women's babies being killed wrong. If you disagree you aren't really disagreeing with me but with God in heaven himself.
@Yeshua0687
@Yeshua0687 8 жыл бұрын
"you don't know if it's a church or a Banana Republic!" Done now!
@allmericanpatriot2632
@allmericanpatriot2632 6 жыл бұрын
Josh Langner ikr!
@Fabiolaboo
@Fabiolaboo 6 жыл бұрын
Josh Langner ikr 😂😂😂
@LaCroixCreative
@LaCroixCreative 6 жыл бұрын
Best line!
@omegazync1287
@omegazync1287 5 жыл бұрын
yeah gotta stay hip for those new comers ._.
@Shadeadder
@Shadeadder 7 жыл бұрын
"okay gotta be honest, these candles are a little too catholic-y for me" i lost it here EDIT: y'all im catholic chill out EDIT2: if y'all don't stop arguing dogma in the replies i WILL delete this gold comment
@ragejinraver
@ragejinraver 7 жыл бұрын
And the ironic thing is that Catholics are the first and original Christian's Catholic is just a Greek word for universal
@darrelslugoski672
@darrelslugoski672 7 жыл бұрын
Yes we are and its 1000 % verifiable and factual and truthful . Read the first Christian elders , who went to their deaths in Rome for their Faith , knew the Original disciples , were ordained by them and find out if they were Baptists Lutherans , Presbyterians.................................................... or Catholic . Just Google Early Church Fathers writing and read for yourself. Even Martin Luther and Calvin read them but chose to ignore them.
@Me-ic3li
@Me-ic3li 7 жыл бұрын
Darrel Slugoski What about the Christians 50 years after Jesus' ascension? I doubt they called themselves Catholics. I think the most important thing is to be a Christian, the label isn't as important as the salvation, and a unified church would be much stronger than one that chooses to divide itself. We get so hung up on stuff, but if we just read the bible and chose to use only that as our instruction, we wouldn't have such ludicrously different theology.
@darrelslugoski672
@darrelslugoski672 7 жыл бұрын
They did in fact they did call themselves Catholic Just read the early church Fathers . ( eg 107 AD St Ignatius '"wherever Jesus Christ is ,there is the Catholic Church ") These are the same bishops who went to their deaths for what they believed/interpretation of the bible . The evidence is there . We actually have statistically 55000 different denominations who claim that their interpretation/reading of the bible is correct . I don't need to lie , fact are facts . I am taught as a Catholic that you are fully Christian (heck you may even be holier than me) and I will address you as a brother not many Christians would give me the same respect as you have given me.. I suggest you read the writings of the first 300 years of early Christian writers (elders of the Church) and see if they were lutheran,Baptist ,presbyterian .................or Catholic in their Theology. Our Catholic Priests/Monks copied the bible from generation to generation , it was a Catholic Council in 397 which decided the final canon and it was these early monks and Bishops who wrote about the bible and how to interpret it . You can read them for yourself. The is not 555000 different interpretations of the bible ( denominations do even agree on the basics ) there can be only one truth/interpretation , if there is such a thing as truth. I will stick my lot with the early Christians and the Catholic. You won't believe me unless you read it them for yourself .Yes Salvation is the most important thing, but so is truth. May God bless you . All I am doing is challenging you not criticizing you . I dare you to read eather Catholicism and Fundamentalism by Karl Keating or go to Catholic Answers and see if we have a good defense .You may be surprised .
@Me-ic3li
@Me-ic3li 7 жыл бұрын
Darrel Slugoski I didn't mean to call you a liar. Thank you for correcting me on that point. I'm not going to make any promises about looking into that, but admire the fact that you have. I need to get versed in the scripture I have before going off on too many tangents. I haven't finished reading the bible I have yet. God will let me know what path I must walk down, he hasn't steered me wrong, the only times that I've been led astray were when I chose to ignore what he was telling me. And that difference in result is enough evidence for me that I do know what his voice sounds like and what a lie sounds like. He is the Truth, I need no more truth than him.
@ShanteRoxxane
@ShanteRoxxane 5 жыл бұрын
Christian mingle rep: "Switchfoot" Brittany: "Uh...switchfoot" 😂 🤣
@samueljackson315
@samueljackson315 4 жыл бұрын
Except for Switchfoot every other musician they named all suck
@eonsinfinity534
@eonsinfinity534 4 жыл бұрын
@@samueljackson315 Im sick of these motherfucking idiots on this motherfucking site. Ive never heard of switchfoot, so i cant actually say anyrhing bad a out them, but i can guarantee that both nickelback and skillet are better.
@rbkhru
@rbkhru 4 жыл бұрын
@@eonsinfinity534 u should listen to Switchfoot, brotha
@clexa-the1002
@clexa-the1002 4 жыл бұрын
@@rbkhru what is it? a band? pop? rap?
@mccoyyoung4806
@mccoyyoung4806 4 жыл бұрын
Also Switchfoot is awesome
@sabellabreeze8960
@sabellabreeze8960 5 жыл бұрын
"Republican or democrat" "Republican" "Global warming" "No proof" "Guns" "Yes" "Approved" Lol my favorite part
@devinmoe7803
@devinmoe7803 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao sad but true.. it made me laugh so hard
@cryptidproductions3160
@cryptidproductions3160 5 жыл бұрын
That guy passing the inspection for a judgmental Christian space by filling all the negitive stereotypes without missing a beat was the most brilliant joke in the entire video because (speaking as a Christian) I've dealt with way to many people like that in Christian spaces.
@pokeperson9749
@pokeperson9749 5 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part too xD
@vshowers37
@vshowers37 4 жыл бұрын
I thought mixing politics with my faith is just wrong. All political parties fall short and should not be associated.
@denisemayosky1955
@denisemayosky1955 4 жыл бұрын
"Obama?" "Hate him." "WELCOME TO CHRISTIAN MINGLE!" 😂😂😂😂
@philanco
@philanco 5 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE NOT SURE IF IT'S A CHURCH OR A BANANA REPUBLIC.." I AM DECEASED
@soppingwetburgers6493
@soppingwetburgers6493 4 жыл бұрын
Yo did this girl really die? RIP
@lizardbrick8939
@lizardbrick8939 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Milan Ball
@doctordavidsam5299
@doctordavidsam5299 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Dear, It Takes me a great pleasure to write you up here, though is being a while, and I want us to contact again and see beauty flow from within the coast of the tide. How are you doing please
@kbanghart
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
@@doctordavidsam5299 Not creepy at all
@andrewperez8158
@andrewperez8158 4 жыл бұрын
Dragon Slayer mob
@NefariousDreary
@NefariousDreary 7 жыл бұрын
My church recently had a gathering and we all watched this and we were dying. Especially since our church is called Mosaic.
@christinanoriega4370
@christinanoriega4370 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@isabelm8848
@isabelm8848 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao my youth group is called mosaic I died
@100bankerrob
@100bankerrob 5 жыл бұрын
And I attend Watermark
@barnardian84292
@barnardian84292 5 жыл бұрын
mine is too lol. Funny enough our old church was called watermark...
@HollyJane83
@HollyJane83 5 жыл бұрын
Lol my church is called Newspring !😂🤣😂🤣❤
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 жыл бұрын
“Stem cell research” “ Don’t know what it is, but I’m against it.” Sounds about right
@marcgrundfest1495
@marcgrundfest1495 4 жыл бұрын
@pedsortho Sounds like a parody of a progressive...sorry my bad.
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 жыл бұрын
S C 😂 Yeap, sounds about right.
@kbanghart
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
@S C Is that place even still open?
@HermanWillems
@HermanWillems 3 жыл бұрын
@Hang Tyrants lol because you read something about it on facebook?
@justincameron9123
@justincameron9123 2 жыл бұрын
@Hang Tyrants if not stem cell research what are we supposed to do with all this foreskin
@dtgonzo90000
@dtgonzo90000 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this almost 6 years later and it holds up so perfectly 😂 the stem cell research joke killed me lmao
@Stephen4Real
@Stephen4Real 7 жыл бұрын
"In 2011 I noticed that you favorited a tweet with a swear word."
@pokeperson9749
@pokeperson9749 5 жыл бұрын
I died there xD
@Iliadic
@Iliadic 4 жыл бұрын
...I saved a meme on my phone that has a swear word in it, but it's basically saying "You didn't become successful because you were loved too much or got too many hugs, it's because someone once told you "you're a loser" and you decided make em choke on that sentence."
@Everettalla
@Everettalla 3 жыл бұрын
I just saved you from 666 likes. 😳
@Stephen4Real
@Stephen4Real 3 жыл бұрын
@@Everettalla I didn’t notice this comment had so many likes until now! 😂good looking out!!
@yazmintineo2653
@yazmintineo2653 5 жыл бұрын
Coexist sticker "that's gonna be a problem!"😂😂🤘
@jendubay3782
@jendubay3782 4 жыл бұрын
kingofallcrypto you’re the reason people hate christians.
@waifupanties3892
@waifupanties3892 4 жыл бұрын
@kingofallcrypto Buddhism is actually a way better way to live your life than Christianity is.
@quest7793
@quest7793 4 жыл бұрын
America is built in freedom of religion. So coexist makes sense!
@locusarete3499
@locusarete3499 4 жыл бұрын
@CogentPhilosopher Bro Buddha is just some fat fuck who tells you to only accept positive vibes or whatever. That's like textbook Hedonism lol.
@kbanghart
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
@@locusarete3499 positive vibes are hedonistic?
@PollyannaXdoll
@PollyannaXdoll 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this 😂 A few years ago my bank alerted me that someone tried to use my debit card to go on a spending spree that included over $2000 worth of high end men’s clothing and an account to Christian mingle, and as soon as their fraud department said that I said ,”It was the Christian mingle thing that tipped you off, wasn’t it??”
@bffentertainment7848
@bffentertainment7848 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that's funny, and sad.
@kennedyfelts1955
@kennedyfelts1955 5 жыл бұрын
“Yoga pants 👇🏼? I just don’t see how someone can be a Christian and wear yoga pants!🤷🏼‍♀️”
@ellyluquenmusic7798
@ellyluquenmusic7798 4 жыл бұрын
Kennedy Felts loved it hahaha 😂
@blessing256annie6
@blessing256annie6 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@corabuchholz356
@corabuchholz356 3 жыл бұрын
The funny part of that is that I wore yoga pants to church today.
@kylemaximusmith
@kylemaximusmith 3 жыл бұрын
That comment got me 😂😂
@ianw1976
@ianw1976 3 жыл бұрын
@CodingCrusader1095 Check your heart
@624zoey1
@624zoey1 5 жыл бұрын
Not Only Is Her Bible On The Second Page, But It's In A Folder! ....AND IT ISN'T UPDATED!?!?!?!?!? 😱😂
@TheRedGecko20K
@TheRedGecko20K 4 жыл бұрын
Updated... Bible... 🙄🤔 Updated with what (not firmware).
@lemueldorcely3676
@lemueldorcely3676 4 жыл бұрын
BEST PART right there
@marcgrundfest1495
@marcgrundfest1495 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRedGecko20K Yes that's the boomerang joke.. but then so his he...
@O.Z.13
@O.Z.13 4 жыл бұрын
TheRedGecko20K, if it hasn’t been updated, it’s likely that she hasn’t used the app. The Bible app is similar to a social media site.
@stephaniewalker8007
@stephaniewalker8007 4 жыл бұрын
"Christian or not, who still uses Google plus?" John B Crist everyone
@andrewangione5621
@andrewangione5621 7 жыл бұрын
"Coexist sticker? She's not the one."
@GenX-Memories
@GenX-Memories 7 жыл бұрын
Actually pretty true. Those self-righteous stickers "exist" to shame Christians (or so they think). I guarantee 99% of Americans with that sticker on their car don't have it there for any person or group other than Christians.
@SirDerpinson
@SirDerpinson 7 жыл бұрын
Aglarend Or, you know, maybe to spread a message of peacefulness and brotherhood. Not everything is Christian persecution.
@YGI11
@YGI11 7 жыл бұрын
Arjen Poot yeah it basically is man
@janemariehoward
@janemariehoward 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Angione you appear tp have a problem understanding sarcasm..
@Hebrew42Day
@Hebrew42Day 6 жыл бұрын
Arjen Poot with a broken cross? There is one way, one truth and one life.
@tuguitarrista
@tuguitarrista 5 жыл бұрын
"when you walk into the building and you can't tell if it's a church or a Banana Republic" 😅🤣🤣
@haileyweber2391
@haileyweber2391 5 жыл бұрын
This is 4 years later but you totally need a part 2 of this! Its so funny!
@MultiUlviyya
@MultiUlviyya 8 жыл бұрын
"Letter from a Compassion child up on that fridge" - Im done lol xD
@TheMoggFREE
@TheMoggFREE 7 жыл бұрын
I used to be a Compassion child. I was the one who sends the letters and never missed a schedule. I didn't receive much :-( But the money was good so thanks for the paid college tuition sponsor lady in London!! I'm a teacher now and hoping to get into media.
@TheMoggFREE
@TheMoggFREE 7 жыл бұрын
My sponsor parent's name when I was in College was Amy Carter. She was working in Compassion UK at the time and she probably still is. She sent her only and last letter to me when I was graduating. It was about her working trip to Haiti. My former sponsor parents who supported me when I was 6 till I graduated from High School were Phil and Claire Hayles who are also from the UK.
@yourfriendlyferal4668
@yourfriendlyferal4668 5 жыл бұрын
“ i can’t feel my face when I’m with you, but I love it” YOU SHOULDNT LOVE IT AND YOU SHOULDNT KNOW THAT SONG
@sainthia93
@sainthia93 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@emb2094
@emb2094 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@leigh3635
@leigh3635 3 жыл бұрын
DEAAAADD
@Simply_CD
@Simply_CD 3 жыл бұрын
Bro no shot I was listening to this song while reading this comment, im dead ass
@wesleybradshaw3374
@wesleybradshaw3374 3 жыл бұрын
As he knows the the song😂
@kellygreen3149
@kellygreen3149 5 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't love it and you shouldn't know that song. Is that safe for the whole family?! I don't think so!" 😂😂😂
@honeyolaribigbe5949
@honeyolaribigbe5949 4 жыл бұрын
"Stem cell research" "Don't know what is is but I'm against it" LMAO 😁😀
@alanaterrel9914
@alanaterrel9914 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kbanghart
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, one of those scientific fields of research the Republicans don't want anything to do with cuz killing babies or other such nonsense, but if it happens to them personally, oh hell watch out!
@dmac2899
@dmac2899 4 жыл бұрын
@@kbanghart Oof and here I thought babies were important
@kbanghart
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
@@dmac2899 they're great until they're born, and then they're on their own
@historynerd205
@historynerd205 3 жыл бұрын
@@kbanghart This is unironically one of the best things I have ever read, thank you 👌
@FarAwayDistance
@FarAwayDistance 8 жыл бұрын
This was golden.
@danieL710
@danieL710 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SamuelFitdawg
@SamuelFitdawg 6 жыл бұрын
TRULY!!!!!! He's a friend of Tim Hawkins and Tim Hawkins is a friend of Mark Hall which is my senior youth pastor at Eagles Landing First Baptist Church!!!!!!!!!!!👍☝👆✊👌👊✋👏💯%
@meredithlight2651
@meredithlight2651 6 жыл бұрын
So true!
@mireyajramirez9169
@mireyajramirez9169 5 жыл бұрын
I see your comments everywhere. 😂💖
@GraceYocum
@GraceYocum 5 жыл бұрын
I love your channel
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 7 жыл бұрын
"Left Behind. Is this the Kirk Cameron version? I don't think so." Throws it on the floor. HILARIOUS! lol
@silentbot6661
@silentbot6661 6 жыл бұрын
Rawk4Life what wrong with that
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't say it was wrong. What are you talking about?
@michael719
@michael719 6 жыл бұрын
It is anti scriptural. I doubt the new one is any better.
@erics7004
@erics7004 5 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron version will always be the better one lol
@Tominzay
@Tominzay 5 жыл бұрын
If this isn’t me tho!! Too accurate
@israelturnil9908
@israelturnil9908 4 жыл бұрын
-I’ll give you a mainstream band and you give me the Christian equivalent: “switchfoot”. -“Switchfoot” Hahahahaha Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
@ninat6550
@ninat6550 5 жыл бұрын
We're back at your place watching Fireproof 😂😂
@grantgarner8756
@grantgarner8756 8 жыл бұрын
"Don't even both reapplying until you get rid of those yoga pants, get some Donald Miller books, and a letter from a Compassion child on that fridge." XD BAHAHAHA
@allmericanpatriot2632
@allmericanpatriot2632 6 жыл бұрын
Grant Garner I don't call my leggings yaga pants. no yoga! I call them cuddle duds! How RUDE! 😂😂😂😂 JUST KIDDING
@eliegakuba
@eliegakuba 6 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite
@selah7923
@selah7923 5 жыл бұрын
Allmerican Patriot Genius!!
@AdlerDavidson
@AdlerDavidson 8 жыл бұрын
"Is that safe for the whole family? Didn't think so." Brilliant. Wonderful job!
@josie4065
@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын
He’s like a christian version of Dwight Schrute 😂😂
@tastelesscakes
@tastelesscakes 5 жыл бұрын
“Obama?” “Hate him” *slaps big APPROVED stamp* 😭 yo chillll 😂
@victororego5208
@victororego5208 4 жыл бұрын
They wilding on that one 😭😭😭
@Everettalla
@Everettalla 3 жыл бұрын
Obama seems very wholesome on the outside but he’s got quite the plan on his side.
@John-wk2fd
@John-wk2fd 5 жыл бұрын
"I got a Bible verse tattooed on my shoulder, in Hebrew!"
@lolasalazar7924
@lolasalazar7924 4 жыл бұрын
That's like good and bad
@retro2659
@retro2659 4 жыл бұрын
Johnson it says thoe shall not scar the body xD
@vintifada7115
@vintifada7115 4 жыл бұрын
We ain’t Jews
@seeya4046
@seeya4046 4 жыл бұрын
In direct violation of the same book of scripture that forbids homosexuality. Christianity! The pick and choose your beliefs religion.
@lucidlocomotive2014
@lucidlocomotive2014 4 жыл бұрын
Master Youforia No tattoos are not forbidden in the New Testament. Homosexuality is though
@ScottsShots
@ScottsShots 8 жыл бұрын
Somebody should make a printout copy of the test so you can prank first dates.
@rebekahingram4097
@rebekahingram4097 6 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@maryella4039
@maryella4039 5 жыл бұрын
Guns? love em Obama? hate em APPROVED I laughed harder than I should at that tbh
@seniorsmiles3386
@seniorsmiles3386 4 жыл бұрын
Obama is anti Christ, just saying.
@leamong8157
@leamong8157 4 жыл бұрын
@@seniorsmiles3386 so is Trump, just saying
@wonderspace90
@wonderspace90 4 жыл бұрын
Haha um so it is okay for a Christian to hate?
@donttrollonme2583
@donttrollonme2583 4 жыл бұрын
Ella Michelle I may not like Obama as president but I sure don’t hate Obama as a person 😤
@leamong8157
@leamong8157 4 жыл бұрын
@-Jim - not mine , I'm South African
@ness4768
@ness4768 5 жыл бұрын
"Barack Obama" "Hate him." Should be either "love your enemies, bro" or "you're not supposed to hate!!!"
@JVonD88
@JVonD88 7 жыл бұрын
Walgreens is fine, target maybe 😂😂😂 I love this.
@sharonperez5011
@sharonperez5011 5 жыл бұрын
Dollar Tree is best😂😂😂😂
@sharonperez5011
@sharonperez5011 5 жыл бұрын
Dollar Tree is best
@davidlwinegar
@davidlwinegar 8 жыл бұрын
So Funny!!! "Switchfoot?" "Switchfoot." LOL!!!
@doxazo5512
@doxazo5512 6 жыл бұрын
That's the best joke I've heard in awhile
@tammiemichelle6880
@tammiemichelle6880 5 жыл бұрын
I was on it when I read your comment! 😂
@niaturner3274
@niaturner3274 5 жыл бұрын
Lol Exactly!
@yohananbadgardener
@yohananbadgardener 5 жыл бұрын
David Winegar hey you just got to Let It Happen cause you know what, We Are One Tonight!
@tinekeziemer9934
@tinekeziemer9934 5 жыл бұрын
That was the best part! hahaha. I died.
@oneotuvalev9297
@oneotuvalev9297 4 жыл бұрын
“I got a Bible verse tattooed on my shoulder in Hebrew” *TOO JUDAISM. YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT IN GREEK OR LATIN*
@garybuck6535
@garybuck6535 4 жыл бұрын
Tattoos are forbidden bot in christianity and judaism, it is written in the bible
@lucidlocomotive2014
@lucidlocomotive2014 4 жыл бұрын
Roy Derg not Christianity, it was forbidden for the isrialites to mark their skin as the pagans
@oneotuvalev9297
@oneotuvalev9297 4 жыл бұрын
@Roy Derg “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh FOR THE DEAD, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.” ‭‭Leviticus‬ ‭19:28‬ ‭KJV‬‬ This verse right? It talks about pagan and witchcraft ritual in ancient caananite ritual. If you don’t tattoo for ungodly worship it’s fine. We have to read everything in context. Commandment is given on purpose. Not because it’s fun to kill someone’s interest to have a mark on their skin
@sitoe9858
@sitoe9858 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the New Testament was written by Jews, Jesus was Jewish and so were His disciples...
@roxannabenjamin414
@roxannabenjamin414 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it should have been in Aramaic/Ancient Assyrian which was the lingua Franca at the time (most commonly spoken language in that area). It’s also known as the language of Jesus.
@yrok244
@yrok244 4 жыл бұрын
“I just don’t see how someone could be christian, and wear yoga pants” Lmao that killed me
@blondego56
@blondego56 6 жыл бұрын
I am an American-Italian born-in-Brooklyn NY raised Catholic lady, accepted The Lord in 1974, and scared my dog laughing hysterically at the 'catholic-ly Candles' part 😄😜
@emilieb.386
@emilieb.386 4 жыл бұрын
blondago56 is sorry I just have to ask how does your accent sound?
@summersojourner
@summersojourner 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE your Starbucks-inspired logo!!
@CheezyEnsaymada
@CheezyEnsaymada 4 жыл бұрын
Frank Roquemore Lol but the details are there to add to the comedy of it tho
@crisyorke1328
@crisyorke1328 4 жыл бұрын
blondago56 Catholic ain’t Christian.
@jamesmeuwissen7823
@jamesmeuwissen7823 4 жыл бұрын
@@crisyorke1328 literally the original(and only true) Christian church founded by Jesus Christ himself, but okay.
@carsonentertainment8580
@carsonentertainment8580 8 жыл бұрын
It is kinda scary how amazingly accurate this is....KEEP IT UP!
@guayabagirl5
@guayabagirl5 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Carson agree
@raykehr1832
@raykehr1832 4 жыл бұрын
I now understand why there’s no woman on Christian Mingle.
@bmposton98
@bmposton98 4 жыл бұрын
I just felt myself get actually angry at the suggestion that Skillet is the equivalent of Nickelback. 😂
@Hurricane3459
@Hurricane3459 3 жыл бұрын
Youre not the only one
@natsuneisen6208
@natsuneisen6208 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Skillet is far worse.
@Starwars-Fanboy
@Starwars-Fanboy 3 жыл бұрын
Both are pretty average.
@lydiaanderson1984
@lydiaanderson1984 3 жыл бұрын
That was the first band I thought of though
@lenochod6
@lenochod6 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it was really good joke and yes I can see why she said it, but really? At least I am not the only one who is angry :D
@themonkeylarry5000
@themonkeylarry5000 8 жыл бұрын
There should have been a "sloppy wet kiss" vs "unforeseen kiss" question lol
@DL_the_Squid
@DL_the_Squid 8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Decker Hahaha yesss
@JoshuaBLowery
@JoshuaBLowery 8 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it!!!
@NefariousDreary
@NefariousDreary 7 жыл бұрын
Ethan Decker YES!!! OMG Thank you! lol
@brethrenmatch1128
@brethrenmatch1128 7 жыл бұрын
???
@amandafinger5015
@amandafinger5015 7 жыл бұрын
Ethan Decker - YESSSSSSSSS
@jason3fc
@jason3fc 8 жыл бұрын
haaa the church name thing. So hilarious, and So true.
@TazOnTheReel
@TazOnTheReel 7 жыл бұрын
Lol. My church is called watermark
@andrewmurphy8863
@andrewmurphy8863 7 жыл бұрын
jason3fc Mine is literally called "Dreambuilders" 😂
@okiedokie1817
@okiedokie1817 6 жыл бұрын
lol mines just hillsong but still funny
@echase3785
@echase3785 6 жыл бұрын
We went to a church called Mosaic and it was a lot like GAP.
@flamingpieherman9822
@flamingpieherman9822 6 жыл бұрын
jason3fc should be sad but true...
@lacitysun
@lacitysun 4 жыл бұрын
If anyone is an expert about not acting Christian on dates, it's John Crist.
@TheMVCoho
@TheMVCoho 4 жыл бұрын
Did you have a bad experience?
@jonathanminga9122
@jonathanminga9122 4 жыл бұрын
Really liked how she stressed out 'In Hebrew' 😂😂
@marcgrundfest1495
@marcgrundfest1495 4 жыл бұрын
Which just might explain why her bible does not need updating;)
@OllinXiucoatl
@OllinXiucoatl 8 жыл бұрын
I got a bible verse tattooed on my shoulder in Hebrew... too funny hahaha.
@thesixthman3176
@thesixthman3176 5 жыл бұрын
surprised he didn't say anything about how the bible tells you not to get tattoos, i think in leviticus it says that.
@tammiemichelle6880
@tammiemichelle6880 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching that as I read this! 😂
@someguy9571
@someguy9571 5 жыл бұрын
@@thesixthman3176 Ceremonial law; no longer applies.
@qaz3000
@qaz3000 5 жыл бұрын
@@someguy9571 Your body's still temple of god , just my personal opinion by the way.
@Dean.AlAmriki
@Dean.AlAmriki 5 жыл бұрын
@@qaz3000 opinions gotta align with scripture too tho... Have a blessed one bro
@swi2118
@swi2118 5 жыл бұрын
"And get a letter from Compassion Child on that fridge!"
@stopmotionbrickstudios4855
@stopmotionbrickstudios4855 5 жыл бұрын
2:11 The Passion of the Christ and Unplanned. Rated R for Recommended!
@miraculoustalesofobliviousness
@miraculoustalesofobliviousness 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i watched Unplanned when I was like 12 and I think it was rated R for showing the abortion thru a sonogram type thing? It was good I’d recommend it. That’s like the only R rated movie that I’ve ever seen (Im 15 now), and any other R rated movie my parents still don’t let me watch (not complaining lol).
@duhsunnyday8590
@duhsunnyday8590 4 жыл бұрын
Except they wouldn't be ok with target bc of the bathroom issues
@cabal4171
@cabal4171 3 жыл бұрын
@Enema Magic Them: make fun of the right/christians for being anti science (global warming, stem cell research) Also them: there's no biological differences between men and women!
@user-rr8yi9zg2k
@user-rr8yi9zg2k 3 жыл бұрын
@@cabal4171 Nobody has ever claimed that 🤡🤡
@kaylynn4750
@kaylynn4750 7 жыл бұрын
"Switchfoot" "Switchfoot" xD
@t.s.2005
@t.s.2005 5 жыл бұрын
Kay Lynn still facts
@jacelad4753
@jacelad4753 8 жыл бұрын
They showed this video in my church today and it is awesome! "Guns?" "Love 'em" "Obama?" "Hate him" "Welcome to Christian Mingle!" LOL!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@dannonkelly1356
@dannonkelly1356 5 жыл бұрын
Yes😂😂😂😀
@Rehearsal3434
@Rehearsal3434 5 жыл бұрын
Funny, but really sad.
@lenasnell1734
@lenasnell1734 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha
@narayaniji8699
@narayaniji8699 5 жыл бұрын
Christians are way more narrow- minded than Jesus. Keep striving to be as open as Him!
@rachelkornak5324
@rachelkornak5324 5 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙌🤣
@sharonkeith601
@sharonkeith601 5 жыл бұрын
When my Mama took me and my three brothers on vacation she took us to whatever church was close. We sang. We gave collection. We listened and we learned that Jesus is always with us, just like Mama is! ❤️
@sarahstubblefield2352
@sarahstubblefield2352 3 жыл бұрын
Hi John, your videos have me laughing and make my college life more fun getting to show my friends. Especially since I was homeschooled my whole life and I’m going to Arizona Christian University it’s relatable and funny. Thanks for sharing your comedic quality to make our lives more fun :)
@vivacioushannah
@vivacioushannah 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice the Christian Girl Instagram book in this until just now 😂
@MyHeartForBio
@MyHeartForBio 4 жыл бұрын
vivacioushannah oh thanks for telling me 😂
@heavenbound7
@heavenbound7 4 күн бұрын
insta SPAM
@MH-ru8he
@MH-ru8he 7 жыл бұрын
we don't count church sponsored site seeing tours as "mission trips". funny and sad that the church actually does this now. I see people raising money to go on 2 week "mission trips" to places like Spain, Australia, etc and you end up seeing pictures of all the cool places they visiting, zip lining etc. missionaries when I was growing up lived somewhere for at least a year, devoted significant time and resources to their mission and really tried to have a real impact for Christ. sad how people are taking advantage of the church to fund their vacations
@kokopuppy57342
@kokopuppy57342 6 жыл бұрын
Stone H there are absolutely people in need in all places but I doubt you will find them from a zip line
@natekidren
@natekidren 6 жыл бұрын
I think some of it has to do with the fact that at some places, you can't take pics of yourself along with any children you may visit, for privacy reasons, etc.
@jamestown8398
@jamestown8398 5 жыл бұрын
Before the 1800s, when travel was slower, if somebody went on a mission it meant he was going to stay there until he died.
@joefarrier5079
@joefarrier5079 5 жыл бұрын
There's hardly a city in the United States without a homeless camp. The most dangerous place for a homeless person is at a shelter. There's no reason we should be sending people to sunny Jamaica and Spain when we have plenty of forgotten people ten minutes from home. The church absolutely has forgotten them. It's too ugly to put our "clean" hands on
@BeachsideHank
@BeachsideHank 5 жыл бұрын
"we don't count church sponsored site seeing tours as "mission trips". funny and sad that the church actually does this now." When and why did this become a "perk" instead of a calling?
@matthewraymond8579
@matthewraymond8579 4 жыл бұрын
When he said Crosspoint or Mosaic, those are literally big name churches in my city 😂
@titusm2320
@titusm2320 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, I'm 2 videos in and I'm sold. This guy is good! I think I just found my new favorite channel on YT. Subscribed!
@reesecup3ify
@reesecup3ify 8 жыл бұрын
Adele=Lauren Daigle
@missluckyducky07
@missluckyducky07 7 жыл бұрын
Benihana Kitty i swear they sound the exact same its so weird
@_kdawg_
@_kdawg_ 7 жыл бұрын
more like Natalie Grant
@davidn11
@davidn11 7 жыл бұрын
tupac = lecrae
@darknlovli
@darknlovli 7 жыл бұрын
Kj-52... Eminem
@100bandtrash4
@100bandtrash4 7 жыл бұрын
Beyoncé=Blanca
@radIant981
@radIant981 8 жыл бұрын
I love your videos. They have humor that every Christian can relate to.
@NefariousDreary
@NefariousDreary 7 жыл бұрын
Andrey Lukashev but it addresses them. It makes fun of the things we do wrong. I think it's good
@Lil_Hondo
@Lil_Hondo 7 жыл бұрын
Andrey Lukashev the best humor has truth in it
@Sydney-zr2je
@Sydney-zr2je 5 жыл бұрын
“Ok love the book collection but these candles are a little to catholicy for me” Yes that is hilarious I am a catholic
@kodingkrusader2765
@kodingkrusader2765 4 жыл бұрын
You find hilarity in people saying Catholic isnt christian?
@jacek.dobecki
@jacek.dobecki 4 жыл бұрын
@Funny Videos Did you meet only one Catholic and this is why you said almost? xD But honestly, if anyone really said that, they have no idea about their religion, which is kinda sad. Every Catholic is Christian, because Catholic belive in Jesus Christ, simple.
@user-xx7pg3vw9k
@user-xx7pg3vw9k 3 жыл бұрын
@@kodingkrusader2765 It's a joke. Calm down. Catholics have rituals that other types of Christians do not usually do. Are you also offended by the term "Catholic Art"? I hope not. It simply denotes a certain aesthetic.
@solersyst3m
@solersyst3m 4 жыл бұрын
“Google plus? I mean Christian or not, who uses google plus!?!” 😂 😂
@wolverinefangowings
@wolverinefangowings 5 жыл бұрын
2:31 as a Catholic I found that hysterical.
@BGtypiu1850
@BGtypiu1850 2 жыл бұрын
yeah i’m a catholic but this dude is so funny that I couldn’t care less that he makes fun of catholics now if amy schumer did it would be a different story
@SRose-vp6ew
@SRose-vp6ew 2 жыл бұрын
My best friend is Catholic, we both read the Bible and when we disagree on something we go to the Bible and agree again via humility. So much of the other things are traditions or things that need to be discussed or prayed about till revelation is had. No one should let their culture be an idol between them and God or others in the body of Christ. Unity to Christ is a command. That doesn't mean we are to compromise but we are to seek truth together. The other day I saw someone acting like "ALL" of the rosery was wrong. Well, that's ignorance even if you see parts that are concerning. It is GOOD, commanded, that the Lords prayer is part of it and that's how Jesus taught us to pray. Right? Also, there is scripture of what was said to Mary while she was alive. The issues are when people take it as a prayer to her now, "full of grace..." that was said to her in scripture while she was alive. It does say there is only one mediator between god and man and that is the man Jesus Christ. There is nothing wrong with giving honor or even remembrance to Mary, but, scripture makes it clear we are not to pray to Mary. I know many Catholics that eventually in seeking scripture come to that conclution no matter what they had been taught. If we do need someone as a mediator we have Jesus himself and the Holy Spirit. My friend does not pray to saints. Many Catholics see in scripture they are not to pray to those who have died and they don't. They may however offer up timeless prayers that they believe those who have passed on can hear with them and beyond that they do agree it becomes more about tradition than scripture. What is in scripture is that it's a promise that if you draw near to God, he will draw near to you. We can have our own relationship. Yes, we must all reject compromise and seek his ways and not our ways or the ways of our ancestors no matter how well meaning. Don't hear me saying all traditions are bad. I will totally get one of those candles, it is a little catholic but I saw them at the dollar tree the other day and I get the IN YOUR FACE reminder. LOL. I have found both my friend and I draw closer to God in direct prayer to God and scripture reading. We also draw nearer to each other and have unity to Christ when we humbly seek Christ and not our own assumptions on what the other must believe. Her and I even define words differently. I didn't read the other comments but I am so happy that part made you laugh: ) My Catholics friend's son came over to my house and upon seeing Jesus not on our cross he went to mass the next day and started telling EVERYONE, Jesus is alive!!! A cross, with or without Jesus on it, has the people looking at it knowing JESUS died for my sins but is ALIVE and there for me!!! That's what matters, the rest is learned in time. See John 3:16 & 17 Nothing wrong with meditating on scripture as Catholics have been encouraged to do. No group of people in the church or out has had it all correct, but God has only been good and by him we will find the truth and the truth really will set us free.
@joeterp5615
@joeterp5615 2 жыл бұрын
@@SRose-vp6ew God Bless you. As a Catholic however, let me try to help you understand a couple points regarding Catholic teaching, as well as why we have his body on the cross in our churches. First, regarding Mary. Let me ask you - do you believe in intercessory prayer? (i.e., do you ever ask for people to pray for you?). That is the best way to explain what praying to the saints is. When you ask people here on earth to pray for you, you are in no way diminishing the role of Christ. Same thing for asking those who have already gone to heaven before us to pray for us. Catholics believe in this larger sense of the Body of Christ, those here on earth and those in heaven. What a wonderful family! But Christ is the center of it all. The Catholic Mass is the prime example of this. Christ told us in the Bible that he would be with us until the end of time. Well, what does this mean - since Christ had a physical body? We celebrate the gift that Christ gave us at the Last Supper, when he told us, “This is my body, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me.” So we fully accept what he told us in the Bible at this critical moment. Interesting how some people who accept the literal meaning of the scriptures in almost all other instances, assume this must have been figurative language by Christ in this one instance. For 2000 years we’ve been obeying this command of Christ. This also helps us to understand his promise in scripture to be with us until the end of time. It’s not just his spirit, or the Holy Spirit, or the scriptures… but literally his physical self is present in the Eucharist. Yes, this is not easy to accept. Just like it was not easy for people 2,000 years ago to accept that the man walking around with them was actually God. But what a beautiful reality! The Catholic Mass is not just something symbolic, it is making Christ one-time sacrifice of himself real and present to us again. And we are reminded to follow him and to take up our cross to as he commands us. We are asked to join with him and offer our lives as a sacrifice of love too.. This is why we have the body still on the cross - we view his salvific loving action and our needed response as ongoing. I realize that this teaching is not simple and does not really lend itself well to discussion in KZfaq comments. However, if you go the The Coming Home Network (comes up right away with a google search) you can read many stories of converts to the Catholic Church and their journey. Of course many had major doubts or had been told things about the church that they thought were unscriptural. Many were outright antagonistic about the Catholic Church, thinking it had completely lost its way over the millennia, that is was all just a bunch of nonsense with bells and smells. Google Scott Hahn for his story. He was a minister who converted along with his wife Kimberly. Please understand however, neither I nor the Catholic Church says you must be Catholic to get to heaven. We share the faith in Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior with other Christians.. I also realize that Catholic theology may sound weird, foreign, and probably even preposterous to many who have been taught Christianity from a protestant perspective. I completely get that. I only suggest one thing: before making any claim about what the Catholic Church teaches… go to the source to find what it really teaches and why… rather than accepting what non-Catholics SAY the Catholic Church teaches. That’s what so many of the converts did - they actually started out wanting to show how unbiblical and wrong the Catholic Church was, then slowly (typically over a period of years after lots of prayer, reading, and some personal turmoil) coming to a different realization. Anyway, that’s all. Just wanted to help you understand Catholic teaching better on a couple things and give you something to consider. God Bless you.
@flyfishrman
@flyfishrman 7 жыл бұрын
Stem cell research, don't know what it is but I'm against it....HAHAHAHA!
@NefariousDreary
@NefariousDreary 7 жыл бұрын
Scott Jones lololol!
@danielledunsworth9229
@danielledunsworth9229 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian that helped with some stem cell research. Watching the awe inspiring work of His glory makes my heart worship Him. The smallest most beautiful details of God's glory puts praise in my heart.
@jonquilgemstone
@jonquilgemstone 5 жыл бұрын
Danielle Dunsworth Stem cell research is good. EMBRYONIC stem cell research, however, is not (because it kills the human embryo).
@MysticOceanDollies
@MysticOceanDollies 5 жыл бұрын
Scott Jones it’s okay until you get to embryonic stem cell research. It hasn’t even worked compared to the adult stem cell research.
@100bankerrob
@100bankerrob 5 жыл бұрын
Nice Scott. Scotland forever!
@tdubbed_
@tdubbed_ 4 жыл бұрын
So many hypocrites lurk in the shadows. Most of us have done some messed up things, but we haven’t been exposed. That’s the only thing that separates this man from the rest of us. A day will come when no sin shall remain hidden. Only Jesus can save us. He took our place. I pray that God restores him. I pray for his repentance. I pray that God heals the hearts of the victimized.
@AristonSparta
@AristonSparta 4 жыл бұрын
Act like it’s up to you, and pray like it’s up to God.
@stormybadtype1diabetic244
@stormybadtype1diabetic244 4 жыл бұрын
The editing and cuts in this are so good! 😂😂
@scostie
@scostie 6 жыл бұрын
So funny. FYI. My wife and I are in our 50’s and we just met on Christian mingle last year after we both had lost our spouses to illness. So happily married.
@the.seagull.35
@the.seagull.35 Жыл бұрын
Belated but congrats! 👏
@Llyrdriel
@Llyrdriel Жыл бұрын
Another belated congrats to you both for finding happiness together!
@dawnsfriends
@dawnsfriends 7 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how someone can wear yoga pants and be a Christian." ahahhahaha
@averyadrian1534
@averyadrian1534 5 жыл бұрын
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!
@austoncarpenter4702
@austoncarpenter4702 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a Catholic and this guy is spot on Protestants.
@BGtypiu1850
@BGtypiu1850 2 жыл бұрын
yeah he nails the protestant role and his jokes are the best there are the people that get offended but the thing is it’s a joke and it really surprises me that the majority of catholics are liberals
@louiseleite3866
@louiseleite3866 2 жыл бұрын
@@BGtypiu1850 I'm not surprised. In my country (Brazil) Catholics behave just like unbelievers, the only difference is that they call themselves Catholics.
@BGtypiu1850
@BGtypiu1850 2 жыл бұрын
@@louiseleite3866 dang I go to the biggest catholic church in the US and we are very focused on our faith but I have to say when protestant make fun of catholics it’s pretty damn funny
@louiseleite3866
@louiseleite3866 2 жыл бұрын
@@BGtypiu1850 sense of humour is life 😄
@kristibauer172
@kristibauer172 2 жыл бұрын
@@BGtypiu1850 the majority of catholics arent liberals, i'm catholic and none of my parish is liberal.
@SunDave31
@SunDave31 8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant humor. Laughing at oneself from time to time is healthy and fun regardless if you're Christian or not. This is very well done. :D
@NefariousDreary
@NefariousDreary 7 жыл бұрын
SunDave31 Absolutely, comrade!
@PCKA1987
@PCKA1987 6 жыл бұрын
Target is NO Longer acceptable! Haven’t you signed the petition?! 😂
@delanagracejohnson6282
@delanagracejohnson6282 4 жыл бұрын
If there’s anything I can do to prevent somebody from a life of destruction LOL😂😂😂 On a serious note :it is sad that a lot of people who profess they are Christian don’t live as though they are born again. I always say “you can’t walk with God while holding hands with the devil. “
@ariannapac6535
@ariannapac6535 5 жыл бұрын
Dare you to move...switchfoot ...such a good song....😊
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 4 жыл бұрын
The vocals on that song are next level
@auburnmedicalgroup
@auburnmedicalgroup 7 жыл бұрын
This one is even better. I long to collaborate with a group like your channel.
@zacharyhadley7970
@zacharyhadley7970 7 жыл бұрын
ha! switchfoot = switchfoot!!! HILLARIOUS!!!
@foalscompass4739
@foalscompass4739 7 жыл бұрын
Zachary Hadley heck yes, nobody like em
@LaminarSound
@LaminarSound 7 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahha cracked up good at that one!
@DoctrineForensics
@DoctrineForensics 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you fot this video sharing it like crazy love it!
@dorkinabubble7772
@dorkinabubble7772 3 жыл бұрын
I know next to NONE of these mainstream things- they’d absolutely kick me out 😆
@fishwithtrish
@fishwithtrish 8 жыл бұрын
love the catholic candle part lol
@yxllabitxh
@yxllabitxh 7 жыл бұрын
fishwithtrish same!
@madalynjones4628
@madalynjones4628 6 жыл бұрын
fishwithtrish I'm Catholic xD
@wholesome122
@wholesome122 6 жыл бұрын
I’m confused is Christian mingle only for Protestants? How does that make sense?
@derekhandson351
@derekhandson351 6 жыл бұрын
Androgynous Anonymous Because there's also a website called "CatholicMatch.com"
@alanamoore432
@alanamoore432 6 жыл бұрын
Purely Pixels - The catholic church teaches very different beliefs, such as saying you have to go through the “priest” to talk to God, and to call the priest “Father”. This is not what Christ taught us. It is very much like a cult. You don’t need priests and “popes”. They even say the pope is infallible, which is a disgusting lie. Every person can speak directly to God, and have your own personal relationship with God. The catholic church basically keeps people in darkness, without the people even realizing it.
@whirlydervish18
@whirlydervish18 8 жыл бұрын
I wasn't sure if this was a joke at first, and I was like, "Wow, I had no idea Christian Mingle could be so self-aware!"
@matthewpurcell6943
@matthewpurcell6943 4 жыл бұрын
“Not acting very Christian on dates” this comment didn’t age well
@jovannpena3161
@jovannpena3161 3 жыл бұрын
Dang!!
@user-xx7pg3vw9k
@user-xx7pg3vw9k 3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@mangayidagoloh2380
@mangayidagoloh2380 4 жыл бұрын
this is the best KZfaq Channel i ever see, thank you
@hatsonme
@hatsonme 8 жыл бұрын
haha in the past 5 years I know many churches that changed their names to Gateway, Crosspoint, Mosaic, Greenhouse, and Shift.
@emileegrace3989
@emileegrace3989 6 жыл бұрын
Karman McClung I go to Bridgewood Church
@emileegrace3989
@emileegrace3989 6 жыл бұрын
So.....
@ladykdog1756
@ladykdog1756 6 жыл бұрын
Karman McClung thrive?!
@markmh835
@markmh835 5 жыл бұрын
As well as Thrive, Reveal, REAL Life, Thunder, New Bridges, Share, First Step, Discover, As Is, Praise, Wow -- seriously, naming churches nowadays is like naming cover bands.
@sophigrace8680
@sophigrace8680 Жыл бұрын
this video never gets old, thank you john🤣
@j.s.1816
@j.s.1816 5 жыл бұрын
"Christian or not, who's using Google+?" Lolol
@emilywest8034
@emilywest8034 8 жыл бұрын
My church's name is Mosaic and I have a Compassion kid on my fridge. Lol
@jdfkalfd
@jdfkalfd 5 жыл бұрын
Mmm, sketchy. I'll need your phone number, password, address, security number, birth certificate, record of all church activity, and a 360 of every room in your house. (lmho not really)
@samgreiner4725
@samgreiner4725 5 жыл бұрын
*coexist* that's gonna be a problem
@MSNYdude
@MSNYdude 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be honest Brittany, I’m not seeing the fruits” 😂😂😂
@sethkomagum1849
@sethkomagum1849 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂thanks guys..as a christian am glad to see these stereotypes get taken down...real Christianity is about personal relating with jesus and genuine morality..not 😂how many worship songs you know...thanks guy..good job.
@t.b.player7102
@t.b.player7102 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, God bless you! This is an example of taking sad issues in the Church and bringing it out. I just hope people don't miss the message of conviction because it's so funny.
@myotheraccount5947
@myotheraccount5947 2 жыл бұрын
The humor does take away from the gravity of (and conviction of) sin. Laughter of the heart is one way that brings people to accept sin and reject righteousness.
@t.b.player7102
@t.b.player7102 2 жыл бұрын
@@myotheraccount5947 True. I still hope it somehow resonates.
@SoroEyail
@SoroEyail 8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they insulted skillet like that. RAISE OUR PITCHFORKS!!! =D
@kaylynn4750
@kaylynn4750 7 жыл бұрын
I like both :P
@SoroEyail
@SoroEyail 7 жыл бұрын
i actually have only heard one nickleback song and it really wasn't bad. Just riding off the internet's hate train I guess lol
@bellhugo7852
@bellhugo7852 6 жыл бұрын
Brittany November 😱! TobyMac rules
@joshgraham6290
@joshgraham6290 6 жыл бұрын
Soro Hanosh he actually went back on his skillet jokes after touring with them, they’re doing winterjam together
@r-techzgaming3914
@r-techzgaming3914 6 жыл бұрын
Nickelback < Skillet. I actually like a good 7 or 8 songs by them, but the main singers voice gets annoying after a while, prefer the female vocalist
@XxpitbulxX009
@XxpitbulxX009 Жыл бұрын
I come back to this video all the time
@victorialevy4766
@victorialevy4766 Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! I laughed all the way through it.
@glowwhereveryougo5443
@glowwhereveryougo5443 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny. A lot of people don't realize that it's not the way the yoga pants look that the interviewer is against, but the spiritual contradiction to Christianity of practicing yoga is what he's referring to.
@teshn1229
@teshn1229 6 жыл бұрын
Or She might just like the style of pants, and he's probably against it cos of modesty etc.
@glowwhereveryougo5443
@glowwhereveryougo5443 6 жыл бұрын
Tesh N That is very true
@naturallygorg85
@naturallygorg85 6 жыл бұрын
Woman of Virtue I agree with your interpretation
@flamingpieherman9822
@flamingpieherman9822 6 жыл бұрын
Woman of Virtue very true...didn't get that pun...but funny how most are okay now with yoga and it's a false religious practice
@ZachJ367
@ZachJ367 6 жыл бұрын
Pardon my lack of knowledge here, but what is the issue with yoga? It's just a form of exercise as far as I know.
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