As a marine biologist I can confirm the accuracy of the sharks accent.

As a sailor I can confirm the sight of this magnificently maned and bearded bloke frolicking in the waves would lure me to my death.

The shark CGI is incredible! I felt physically endangered.

My favorite cliche about shark movies is when people are perfectly safe on a boat, see the shark and then all stand up, start screaming and running around until one of them falls in.

"Who're you, Elton John?" That line got me more than it probably should have.

"The beaches are black with coaldust and people are white with grievances" never heard a geordie sounding so sane before

Jaws Tagline: You'll never go into the water again Geordie: "That's all right, I never planned to"

The unintentional luring of sailors to their deaths must be a heavy burden to bear.

Honestly it would be more like: 10 seconds into the film... Jaws: "Fuck this it's piss'n cold out here..."

Sharks aren’t even the deadliest thing in the North Sea. The North Sea takes that honor.

Can confirm. My dad's from near Sunderland and despite living in London for over 50 years still regards umbrellas as effete and for the first year he was here thought that lager was just the southern word for shandy.

After reading Jaws in the 70s I was afraid to wash dishes, go to the bathroom, or otherwise come anywhere near water. After watching this shark I find a strange urge to go sailing in the North Sea.

Shark: "come into the water" Beachgoer: "No." The End.

Shark: Come in the water Geordie: No. Shark: I've got chips.

No idea why KZfaq recommended this, but having watched, my life it now complete. Hilarious!

As an Alaskan and former Bering Sea fisherman scarred for life from seeing *JAWS* at a drive-in when I was 3, I approve this message.

I MADE my American husband and my Londoner daughter watch this just so they can appreciate a smidgen of my childhood.

this is incredible, lived in the north east all my life and never go in t sea cos it's too bloody cold int it

I was on the East Coast of Scotland and made it into the North Sea up to my waist once and it took a week until my tackle saw daylight again...

As a Canadian non-swimmer with a degree in English literature, I can confirm that swimming (struggling then drowning) in the frigid sea not so far from the burial site of the Venerable Bead would not be my first stop of choice when visiting England.

Now I can't wait for the sequel!

- Are you using an umbrella? - Mm. Yes. - Into the sea you go.

😅 Could stop staring at this guy's hair! It's magnificent!!!

I remember moving from Swansea to Blyth when I was about 6 years old. From Swansea, where the already warm gulf Stream waters flowed over two miles of warm sand as the tide rose 20ft or more and was warm all year round, to Blyth in darkest Geordieland, where the sea temperature in the North Sea seemed to hover around freezing all the time. The first time I went to the beach up North, I ran into the water as usual and came straight back out again. I was so long until I braved it again that I forgot how to swim*. I eventually got used to it though and did eventually go swimming, even on days when there was a North Sea fog rolling in. *I re-learned when some "friends" chucked me off the Blyth pier. I now live in Australia and water temperature is the least of the problems, except for the far south in winter (Still warmer than Blyth in summer!).

OMG you DO look like a painting of a mermaid or siren... just, you know, beardy.

"I tend to lure sailors to their death" is now my favorite quote from a redhead with a beard.

Aside from featuring just an INCREDIBLY beautiful man, these have been hilarious and I love them.

As a Southerner I found this 44 second burst highly refreshing keep it up.

I liked the totally believable and honest portrayal of a hungry shark in the sea

Man looks like a legendary medieval painting

0:08 "Where the beaches are BLACK with coal dust, and the people are WHITE with grievances" underrated line 😆

I think the geordies would be busy going "Bloody hell, a talking shark!?"

Came for the Jaws parody, stayed for the umbrella commentary.

This was your first video recommended to me. Fecking mermaids, luring me in with their siren songs of blazing hair and comedy.

A true geordie would go in up to his ankles and say, “By, it’s canny warm in here, mind.”

Real men stand in the rain where nobody can see them cry

shark: dun dun person in their house: "bit nippy out today innit?!"

Here in Yorks we'd have the same reaction, but the shark would get called "you cheeky bugger"

This is why Brits and Irish folk say "Get in the sea!" as an insult. In the USA we LIKE the sea and get in it even when it's far to cold and dangerous.

As a shark, I can confirm the validity of that umbrella.

The fact that the set-up for that whole Elton John joke was Jaws is amazing.

Luring sailors to their death!

This needs to blow up. Best laugh I've had for a while. Well done!

Thank you for this very much for this.

In Scarborough you just have to put chips over the shark and let the seagulls they care of it

"Alasdair, don't go in the sea!" "Ok." The End.

Thank You for existing! Please continue.

The siren joke in the beginning killed me, especially since I'm jealous of your beautiful copper locks.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." "Ay, of course you do. That's the north sea. Not some quaint little loch you had around your grandma's house when you were 12. There are actual monsters in there."

Umbrellas in the North are for people trying to fly.

As a Geordie I can confirm this to be 100% accurate! ;-)

thank you for the laughter!

The shark wouldn't go into that water any more than you would.

The beaches of Northumberland are pristine !Cheeky bugger !

There's so much to unpack here. Genius

OK I have to admit I clicked because of the AWESOMENESS of the Ginger hair. My husband says I'm obsessed with Gingers. Since I married one, we just celebrated our 26th wedding anniversary, I can honestly say that he's correct 🤔😏🤣. Our youngest, a daughter, and only red headed child has finally learned to love being a Unicorn 🦄😁

Can't get over the glorious redheaded gingerness.

Geordie sounds oddly similar to rural Vermont, but the phrase "Shark chattin' us up, you see'n 'nis?" would have a hard R sound and at least two swear words.

This showed up in my recommended and after 10 seconds of watching I AM SOLD.... This is absolute gold and now I must binge every single other video this God has made.... SUBSCRIBED!

Also string vests when it's -1 degrees C, and they'll be like : "Ah pet ye goin swinnin to-neet?" "nah I'll freeze me bollocks off man".

I feel lucky that I never tried to sail anywhere near this gorgeous man.

good to see you social distancing in the sea.

Fab cinematography, love your camera work

👏 Brilliant. In the Southern U.S., JAWS would be a couple of hillbillies drinking beer all day on a boat. A shark fin appears, and begins circling the boat. Failing to shoot it (despite emptying 1200 rounds into the water), one guy looks at the other and says, “Ahm onna ride that thang”.

Last time I was in Newcastle upon Tyne, I, an American, was walking around with an umbrella because it was pouring buckets of rain. I was probably pressing my luck.

Damn, I feel like that this video was WAY more educational than intended.

That was the funniest 44 seconds I’ve had in a while. Nicely done Alasdair👏🏻👏🏻

I like your commitment to the role by staying out of the sun for multiple lifetimes.

If I had hair as beautiful and rare as his I’d try to make as much of it as possible too.

Oh poor Martin Brody, He needs a bigger boat, He took himself down to see if owt was left afloat, He said he found a basking shark (at least I think that’s what he said...), and the fight to shoot the scuba tank in it left the baskin’ dead.

"and the people are white with grievances" This is the most truthful line ever written

Here in the Pacific Northwest, if we see someone with an umbrella, they are definitely a tourist and therefore a pansy when it come to rain. Hoodies are also left down. We are all part Duck here.

This man is beautiful and that's a fact.

Tries to listen to what’s being said....too enamored with that glorious mane of hair.

I forgot your name but wanted to watch this specific sketch so I searched ‘ginger northerner comedy’ and this came up. Couldn’t be better pleased

I love that literally half of the runtime was setup.

“The people are white with grievances”

Your hair is gorgeous! I’m so jealous!

I've watched this like 500 times and it's still so goddamn funny.

If Jaws were set in Finland. Protagonist: FINALY! A WORTHY OPPONENT!

I don’t trust people who uses umbrellas, it’s like hey have something to hide.

Absolutely brilliant! This guy is fabulous

This guy is a living legend.... SUBSCRIBED!....

Brilliant as usual. Any chance we can get a version of Ginger Jesus Christ Superstar?

I am Indonesian, a country in South east asia I didnt watch you or this kind of videos But i'm glad youtube recomend this lol

45 second chuckle. Perfect timing. Keep em coming 😂❤

I'd already seen "Alasdair does Jaws" . . . but I had to come back and see it again . . . NOT disappointed ! B-)

What if The Amityville Horror were set in the North East of England? Really enjoyed this video, thank you.

I hit like the second he said he has tendencies to draw sailors to their deaths.

Hmm .. why am I suddenly in love with this man? Subbed

Never ceases to put a smile on my face!

"Aye, keep my hair dry." 😂

Ha ha ha ha Elton John! (excuse me, I laugh out bloody loud).

This guy is the most cultured man on KZfaq.

I swear this guy looks like Marcus from Underworld: Evolution. Outstanding.

This might be my 10. time watching it and I still gigle like a silly high school girl at the 'Elton John' part.

And with this masterpiece you've just earn yourself a subscription mate!

Glorious stuff. For once the algorithm presented something I needed to see: Subscribed.

"white with grievances" is a genius way of putting it. Well done!

As a Geordie, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate