The robot "I fix" bit reminds me somewhat of the start of 17776, which is unquestionably the most emotionally crushing calendar in fiction

You know I suddenly feel that dragons are actually a form of spontaneous life, manifesting near precious metals. The size, power and intelligence of dragons vary by the amount of precious metal they oversee. Although dragons will survive, albeit in a weakened state, without a horde. This is also why they can sense when even a single coin is stolen, because they feel they’re power being sapped Loose change on the ground rarely gives rise to tiny thumb-sized dragons. When opening old safes, it is advised to shake or bang upon the safe and then step aside as you open it, as to not get in the way of the escaping bat-sized dragons. This also makes dragons an inevitable part of any treasury. Smaller banks and local treasuries may choose to tame the a horse-sized dragon and keep it for the purposes of security or transport. State treasuries may have to strike deals with the greater-dragon of their vault, and may even incorporate them into state functions due to their great intelligence. Dragons make excellent generals, economic advisers, etc, and It is not unheard of for a state to be ruled by such a greater-dragon. Perhaps it is even a part of the mythology that one dragon, coming to understand that it’s metals came from the ground, had dug and slithered down for a hundred years and come upon the core of the Earth. The ancient-dragon of incomprehensible size and wisdom, now forming a layer of the Earth, eternally wrapped about it’s horde. Edit: My ideas are popular and people want them. This brings joy. I Love All.

For the record "I'm not joking/jk" is not a paradox but "I'm joking/jk" is.

7:45 - Ngl my first thought upon reading this is "bro just take the dragon AND the coin so you now have treasure AND a sickass pet that'll probably be happy to help you get even MORE treasure as long as it gets a cut!"

Am I the only one hoping tumblr user moonpaw will eventually have so many checks that it takes up half of the screen whenever you see a post from them?

Also, good news for the person who said the moon should be more violent. That's basically part of the backstory of Tsukihime. The moon attacks Earth, after giving birth to an immortal blond woman, and is only beaten by a mage who steals power from infinite timelines. As a final act against the mage, the moon makes him a vampire.

1:11 whenever I overhear someone (especially kids) having a public meltdown I always instinctively blurt out the phrase “me too” or “man, that’s what I’ve been saying this _entire time!”_ 💀💀

Does anyone remember the movie Short Circuit? A robot gains sentience then he has a scene where he realizes that if they disassemble him he'll be dead.

I work in a grocery store and every time a child throws their tantrum, my coworker will go, “me too little baby” or “tell your truth little baby”

Ok but I NEED to find the "I fix" robot & give it the biggest hug in the world. "I fix??" You sure did lil buddy.

14:55 Dr.Eggman shot the moon but little did he know: the moon would be back for revenge. 🥚🔫 🌚

The reason I know I'm trans is because I don't want to be a werewolf

The fact the clown missles don't have the Sweet Tooth laugh from Twisted Metal deeply upsets me.

Thanks for the binge compilation PM. And happy birthday 🎂 🥳

When you said "I should just delete the whole video," a notification came up, minimizing the video, and I was really confused for a moment XD

thank you for releasing this right as i was looking for a background video to go to sleep to, i love you, my savior. happy birthday!

I think the fact that my art skills are bad is a compliment on my moral character. After all, surely any higher powers out there would've learned their lesson about giving bad art skills to bad people after WW2.

1:45 Karkata in Tighnari's quest 😭

I was wondering why the Late Night part was finally a thing. Happy Birthday Seymour.

I was 10 when Pompeii by Bastile came out and I don't remember the context in which I first watched the music video, I feel like it was for 5th grad guitar class but at the same time that doesn't seem right, all I remember is that the video wad creepy and weirded me out and confused me so much at the same time. I had no idea what was going on or why

14:33 The moon is like an overachieving dog that's constantly running around in circles trying to protect its owner from everything, not realized it's just wrapping its lease around their legs.

2:34 THA'S DONNIE!!! THAT'S MY FRIEND!!!

Thanks for this binge so I can fall asleep to it. (As I will proceed to stay up forever until my stamina hits 0)

AAAAH I SAW CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD!!! CRIES I LOVE IT SM I LOVE U EDITOR ANDY (platonically!!)

3:10 i love that song

That "I Fix" robot is literally Short Circuit (1986). It's a decent movie, I recommend it.

13:22 Agender... I started with that cuz it's like the unbiased choice... from there on out, you can find yourself without the bias of any gender

As a she/they still in my dinosaur phase, I can't decide whether I want to be a werewolf, dragon, or raptor of some kind

Right now it's 2am where I live, thanks, now I can continue my night coding

1:45 Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble! Dead!

11:54, Honestly, the whole "some people don't know how to have fun" thing reminds me of most modern fandoms. Seems like whenever a film or series or game comes out these days, nobody wants to enjoy it. They just search for whatever imperfections they can find to denounce it as trash.

happy birthday pm!

Fun fact you can fix a human body, though it's going to be more like trying to fix a swarm of interconnected nanites. so you know just a bit harder.😅

Happy birthday to you!! Thanks are making all of us laugh uncontrollably and even more questions on EVERYTHING 😂❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

I’m pretty sure the post about the moon picking fights with celestial bodies was literally just describing lunala from Pokemon moon

Keep up the great work PM!

I HAVE BEEN HUNTING FOR THE KNIGHT VS WORM POST FOR LIKE 2 YEARS NOW THANK YOU PM FOR BEING AMAZING

The “I fix” robot is strangely reminiscent of the Tighnari story quest.

the robot one literaly made me cry, im crying right now

8:06 This is just me with Angeldust from Hazbin Hotel

5:48 me in splatoon (literally every single player character has eyeshadow and you can’t and Definitely Should Not Remove It)

about the 6v6. You can probably win a 2v6 vs an AI. The one pkmn with Shedtail + a Shedninja with Terra electric + air ballon. So unless you specifically got a counter for that. (basically only mold breaker or infiltrator + status move) You will lose.

6:00 Shadow and Team Dark

Perfect entertainment for my midnight snackage

Isn’t the robot at 1:55 just The Iron Giant?

3:35 the guy who didn’t like musicals

16:37 anyone want a little guy that’ll spin in their head and generate renewable energy? Well todays your lucky day

2:24 this post was brought to you by Napstablook

About the vampire playing video games - not an anime, but that's basically a plot point in _What We Do in the Shadows_ (the movie, not the show, as far as I can remember).

20:00 reminds me of the character Draluc from the anime The Vampire Dies in No Time. He is basically a NEET vampire that plays video games all day. He is also incredibly weak that anything can cause him to die. So Andy, take back that clown face.

Happe dirthday P.M Seymour!

Happy birthday sir, may it be the best day of the year

4:11 *Ralsei downed animation*

You can experience the I Fix moment yourself in Nier Automata Story B's intro. 10/10 would get oil for big brother again.

22:35 on the last day of school i had nothing but 2 green apples for lunch, both from very different sources, both green

2:15 i actually did a presentation on this a couple months ago and got an a, victor frankenstein is the true monster in the story

happy birthday P.M Semour 🎂

Finally, a P.M. Seymour video I am early to (late by an hour, but I usually find his vids like, a day later). Hahaha funny tumblrman go brr.

Ouch ;-; never gonna recover from the robot going "I fix"

Happy birthday!!

@23:04 That is an S-tier Patrick Warburton impression

12:15 I like how the NatM fandom unanimously agree that when we look at Jedediah and Octavius and go “these bishes g^y. Good for them. Good for them.”

1:57 Literally what happens in Tighnari’s story quest.

>take the lyrics to a pop song and make them whispered by the voices in the woods "I don't need a man, I need a rabbit"

yknow in all seriousness, im suprised they let steven hawking die instead of just remote controlling his wheelchair and having a guy type out his words off stage

21:42 You're screwin' with me Seymour.

No cap I would definitely keep the tiny dragon in my coin bag, I get a security system and a little budy in one.

19:45 clearly the answer is because yours truly, me

Stop 👏 confusing 👏 unconscious 👏 and 👏 subconscious UNconscious is when you are UNaware of anything. Like, you're asleep or have fainted or whatever. SUBconscious is when you are aware of something happening BELOW (sub) your general surface thought pattern

14:38 I'm considering writing a story about the Earth drawing in an evil moon with its gravity. Humans land on the moon and it proceeds to try and kill us all with any means possible.

2:26 i can’t believe donatello solved the atlantic ocean crisis

The "I fix" just reminds me of Tighnari's story quest

Andy you legend!

0:03 I don’t even use twitter this is an absolute win

Can confirm campfire cooking is great, though Toriko came to mind

11:18 I actually do something similar by going either "I'll have you know" or "Jokes on you" and not elaborating for either

Netflix misinformation is a 5 part mini series painted as a documentary.

The robot I fix part fits with one quest in genshin you know the one :)

1:46 This is Short Circuit's Johnny Five

19:53 for some reason I imagined the vampire as a teenage girl with pigtails

PM SEAMORE HAPPY BIRF

If I had a nickel every time I saw a 'The Owl House' profile picture, I would have at least four nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened four times-

Binge things yaaay!

15:45 Yo wait that’s the one I submitted!!

14:59 LOOK GARY THERE I AM

15:59 You aren't normal. You're awesome/weird. There's a difference. YOU HAVE AN OWL HOUSE PROFILE PIC! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD UNDERSTAND THIS!

19:50 the vampire dies in no time sounds like a similar premise.

Dude I’m adding eldritch gods prank channel to my list with Apollo sunscreen. I’m writing a story :)

0:10 - i'll hold that button down.

Perfect response to the evil found family man: "If you ever call my found family lame and pathetic again I'll turn your legs into glue and make a macaroni picture of my found family with it."

Oh, I was hoping the Haumea thing was just a Tumblr joke and I am terrified that it's truth

16:30 This got me interested and I went a-googling. Single A batteries do exist, but it seems they're either more commonly labeled as R23 or LR23 batteries or (and I suspect this is more likely) "R23 battery" is a more distinct search term than "A battery" that gets less false hits in a search engine. They are slightly taller (+2.5mm) and very slightly thinner (-0.5mm) than AA batteries. A batteries as a whole are primarily used not as swappable batteries, but as integrated battery cells in more complex devices like older laptops and battery packs. As a consequence of being used nearly exclusively as a built-in part of a device, unrechargable A batteries are very rare in general: basically a long-term power supply in inherently disposable or low-consumption devices. Meanwhile rechargable A batteries are more common by comparison. All kinds of them have become less and less common over the years, as fewer devices use that particular size, but most kinds of A batteries can still be found in electronics repair stores.

I would treat that thumb-sized dragon as if it were my own child and give it at least a modestly large hoard of gemstones and gold baubles. The gemstones might be synthetic and the gold might be plated, but it's the thought that counts and I am poor.

I love this video.

You can actually still get A batteries, they’re mainly still made because older laptop batteries are commonly Lithium As, and also other reasons you might still want one. Point is you can still get them.

Tiny dragon dragging a single copper coin? Well hello there new Pet, I'm gonna give you a giant terrarium a tiny castle and more coins.

and the boy there were saying this will be the day I'll die

The robot one.... They did that in Short Circuit.

18:23 And if you drink enough alcohol, you let unconscious you take the wheel fully.

3:56 Put it in the Cosmic Coke Bottle and see what happens.