It's official. PM is an eldritch god who can only answer in riddles or obscure answers. Only a god can survive this much tumblr

Can't believe this has been going strong for this long. Never change P.M, never change. Love your works!

I want to imagine the Stone Age vampire looks like a totally normal guy. He's lived through millennia, he knows how to fit into current fashion, even if he has a bit of a Neanderthal brow. The brow just adds to his serious air by wonderfully shadowing his eyes in a dark alley.

I haven’t been obsessed over someone’s content since 2012 Minecraft KZfaqrs, these videos are always a great way to make my day better, thanks for being amazing

After 1000 binge compilations it should be fused together and be called SUPER MEGA ULTRA FUNNIES.

4:32 I usually make something I refer to as "leftover bits from a taco" where i take shredded lettuce and put it in a bowl with a small amount of sour cream and some taco seasoning you can get in a big shaker from Costco and just eat it like a salad. Use romaine lettuce instead of iceberg if possible so you actually get nutrients, treat yo self. This next bit is technically "work to prepare" but instead of buying shredded lettuce (which is usually iceberg) I buy whole heads and just chop it super finely, makes it cheaper that way. Again romaine works great for this since it's already narrow enough that you only have to chop it up in 1 direction instead of 2 to get the size right. Add mexican cheese/bit of meat/crushed up tortilla chips if you wanna but I've weaned myself down to just sour cream and taco seasoning.

2:02 As someone whose been living in florida for the past 12+ years, (finished tweens, teens, and started adulthood here) I would like to point out that Florida Woman is about as terrifying as Florida Man; and any NB I know from Florida is too chaotic for the news to even want to report about

Florida Man is a genius loci, a location spirit. It has no gender, it is merely it's title. And any and all Floridians can briefly become the vessel of Florida Man regardless of gender. Vessels of Florida Man are capable of great and/or terrible things.

3:15 Get that Melting Pot, girl! You've earned it.

"you sly dog, you got me monologueing" is definitely one of the lines that you could say comes from a metal gear rising revengence character and I would 100% believe you despite having played the game for like a thousand hours and having memorised all lines

this man somehow manages to fit so much tumblr energy into even his intros like the "andy, please transform me into the Normal Man" followed by the crumpling sfx read like a 4am "im so done with life and i can smell colors and im going to fight the antichrist" post

Hearing the Neil Gaiman bit again, he has a perfect understanding of Tumblr.

I've been a fan of yours since your aphmau days, I am so happy and proud of you and how you've grown and changed. :')

You know a compilation of “no little German boy” would be godlike

You know, following that reincarnation theory I think I was supposed to be a tree or something and that’s why I’m very mentally ill and agoraphobic and my brain hurty all the time. You can’t just suddenly give sentience to a plant out of the blue and expect it to go well

I don't even watch the smaller videos, I just wait for these to come out

Love these compilations PM. Keep them up!

Regarding the stone age vampire writing prompt: Laurell K. Hamilton actually wrote this encounter, and then had Anita Blake kill him.

P.M. Seymour 4 days on a row? We're getting spoiled.

0:54 That's my post right there. And I love how he narrated it!

Me, 4 minutes ago: "Ooh, a new P.M. Seymour video." Me, 2 minutes into the video: "Funny, but I think I've seen these before." Me, 3.5 minutes into the video: "No, no. I've *definitely* seen these before before." Me now: (reads title) "Damn it! It's a Binge Compilation."

"Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!" Is one of the best fucking things I've heard in a while 😂😂

I was watching some of your videos with my sibling on the tv until the tv remote died and all we were able to hear was the vegan honey post within our panic of not being able to turn off the TV

12:45 Caine from vampire the masquerade. Sure he's not technically stone age but in that setting it's close enough as far as vampires are concerned

The "Get 'X'ed idiot." bit was perfection and made by day by the end. XD

1:57 it's actually that the "man" in "Florida Man" refers to every human being within Florida in one time if they were to form into an amalgamated mutation

I love your voice thank you for everything!

Mixmaster beaters broken, beating sugar and butter by hand. This is a good soundtrack to the beginning of carpal tunnel.

5:30 You know what version isn't used more than once to my knowledge? *ELDRITCH SAMAEL* Just mountainous dude coated with eyes. From the Divine Comedy. I want him to join mainstream.

Andy: types GET EDITED, IDIOT! Me: screams "Andy!" gleefully like a fangirl 😄

Wow, not even half an hour has passed since the video dame out and I'm not even subscribed, yet I've still found my way here. I should probably get around to that tbh.

4:32 they already have its called dino nuggies, just put them in the air fryer for like 15 to 20 mins and boom best food ever.

1:38 I wish she explained how love rap worked

One of my biggest goals in life is to have pm Seymour read something I wrote in a cursed comments video, but I want it to be natural.

8:58 Well…it seems fate has determined I, a studying commercial baker, shall hear this declaration although two weeks behind the original upload. Someday, I will introduce myself as breadsmith. If I ever find myself working for a large corporation that produces a large portion of American pan bread, I shall make it my title.

1:18 No it's a burger joint. Someone should make Dozen Guys, which IS a masculine hooters, except for pastries.

1:56 got it, I shall now summon the dark lord

16:15 I imagine Griffin McElroy saying this in his “Magic Brian” voice

I got snuggled up under Couch Blankie to watch the Cozy Compilations, but then I remembered Weighted Blankie was on Bed. And so is Stuffed TARDIS. So now I'm watching Cozy Compilation while getting Blankie Hug from 2x Blankies while giving Stuffed TARDIS hugs, and it is good ☺️ Edit: GODDAMMIT I WAS SO COZY AND THEN AN ON CALL ALERT CAME THROUGH AND MY LAPTOP'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. I will be back

I like that Ranboo has a bunch of checkmarks

1:54. Yeah if I treated myself like my characters in my fic's, I would need to be freaking kenny from southpark in order to survive. (Won't say which fandom, but multiple of my fic's I have killed the MC, some of them multiple times. He gets betters... sometimes.)

I want a death OC that's literally if a wolfenstein and a cod zombies happened in ww1. it would be the most fitting image of death ever. what do you associate more with death? gas masks, bullet holes and barbed wire sprouting from a walking corpse, lacking in showing any skin or exposed flesh, yet covered in soot and blood, or a long dead dusty pile of bones held together by a bathrobe.

1:37 “They booed Jesus because he spoke the truth-“

Okay, so about the gallon bit: It depends on if it's an Empirical or a Metric gallon of liquid. They are different volumes.

Yay, another one! My favs 💜💜💜

I mean tbf it _was_ a long road to paradise.

two jojos references in one video, you spoil me, matrick patthew.

7:36 fucking this! i watched 1 dsmp animation that somehow led me to another smp series that somehow let me to make a silly tumblr post about 2 of the characters reading eachother's sould by accident and someone really like that idea. One year later we are co-writing like 4 fanfic ideas, about 4 original projects, a fucking au comic about the characters that brought us together and turns out we share about 12 other fandoms, out of which 2 are pretty much forgotten and the only way i find people who know about those fandom is by looking in the tag

17:10 I can so clearly hear the Riverside supply merchant saying this, SO VIVIDLY.

4:17-4:37 I can't tell you how confused I was, bc I was just listening to the video. And I thought that the 4:17 post continued onto the 4:37 post by going like this: "Me having a conversation about any peice of media: (don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it)(don't say it) so, for example, in Megamind, they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn't hurt my tummy" I had to back check and rewatch those two parts to realize that they were two separate posts.

0:38 What are the ratios. Namely, sass to sarcasm and sarcasm to tomfoolery.

4:30 well if you buy some soup from the soup store...

I have never had a messy egg-break(and I *do* crack open eggs), kneel before me peasants

I wonder if fish shaped ham is a suitable substitute for fish shaped solid waste

HE MENTIONED MATPAT THIS IS AWESOME

"you just met a stone age vampire" i think they prefer to be called pillarmen actually

I can confirm Serbo-Croatian turns any fight into a splatoon game. The Yugoslav wars were wild.

4:34 bread, rice, frozen soup.

9:34 HELL HOLE TIME!

19:55 gasp GOD NARRATOR

15:40 I was trying to make myself burp and this ruined it and I'm now in eternal suffering.... How dare

I was drinking a soda at 12:28 and nearly died

11:30 I myself am partial to the phrase “proverbial” ie “suck on my proverbial nuts”especially here where pedantically the nuts are not metaphorically alluding to anything, they are only proverbial. When you say “suck my nuts” that’s not a metaphor for anything, it means literally what it sounds like. But it’s a rhetorical request, you aren’t actually asking them to do that, but proverbially wishing something just as unpleasant upon them. The nuts themselves are indeed nuts, not metaphorical nuts. But yeah I’m not even gonna hide that I’m being purposefully pedantic for comedic effect here.

18:16 HEY! ...Accurate, BUT HEY!

17:17 i literally just opened splatoon omg

Okay the weed cave got me

2:04 i take both of those roles and all the others not taken but florida man (im a Floridian who goes by anything _but_ he/him)

19:00 is just… gold

You’re a good singer

was only half listening then got metaphorically punched in the throat by hearing PM call Ranboo Ran-bO and then it was the gODDAMN GAYASS POST

20:20 No they just died in the afterlife and *mental abyss* much faster than anticipated. Like, sweet jesus. They were supposed to go insane and loose their previous experiences. Not fuck the world up.

15:22 ranboo mention ‼

12:14 bro I was watching late in the evening and as soon as this part ended the video broke wtf how'd youtube know

5:35 over a week? I do that over an entire year

Someone asking for the chemical makeup of pmseymour makes me think they’re trying to pull a Power Puff Girls and make another.

12:38 the pillar men, you mean the pillar men. You know? Kars, whammu, and esidisi?

4:32 baby carrots. It’s baby carrots.

Why did the little german boy post absolutely end me!?

"Neil Gaiman, what are you doing in my falafel?!"

I hope the person got to go to the Melting Pot and we find out if they did.

20:32 * dies in therian * XDDD fr tho, as a therian who believes in past lives this is hilarious/gen

1:35 PATRICIA TAXXON

4:33 Fruit (not always cheap, but you know)

Honestly I would agree 100% with the skeleton reaper being overused if there weren't all these ways to spice it up a little that people just... don't use. Tattoo that bitch, put butterflies/collective souls in the rib cage, the robe can be shiny, you could add a cane or not, make it a soothing character like that one animation that depicts death like a mother kindly taking you to bed. Anything you want about that skeletal dude, possibilities are endless have you seen the way they've drawn Sans? He doesn't just gotta be black and white!

4:08 this was me when i was going for therapy for my tism (apparently im not autistic enough for orlandos standards??? so no more therapy TnT)

14:51 every time i see this one i get confused, why is them quoting the vine a problem?

4:25 raw onion

2:00: Uhh... the Florida Enbies might soon become illegal unfortunately.

I got nothing funny to say. You better be having a good day PM.

HOLY GOD PATRICIA TAXXON?

17:32 I actually went trying to figure out if the sigils shown here were real, because they resemble certain planetary sigils But no these are not those they just have a coincidental resemblance and appear to be arbitrary scribbles for the meme. But I had to know because it would’ve been funny as hell if the person actually devised a proper ritual circle for a meme. Imagine if he was just here invoking the essence of the Sun upon his broken computer with silly string

no one understands me. they undersit me. standing is too much work, time, and energy wasted on my dumb ass.

9:32 looks like they just rolled a 1

There's a movie called llamageddon

4:32 Banana

19:26 Acererak wrote this.

Why exactly are the binge compilation videos a thing? Do people not watch the shorter videos and just wait for the comps to come out, or do they actually enjoy watching the same content twice?

1:57 they’re in florida

ok but what if, not Monotone, but sh seymour so i cam be sleepy to the vid without getting jumpscared by a mene- *meme wtf

“what happened, pixar?” well you see, peymour meymour seymour, pixar used to do things for fun as well as profit but then disney bought pixar and now they’re only allowed to do things for profit