The saddest point in the movie, is when they leave Little Foot's mom on the dock. The poor thing does a trick when it dies

I have one simple request for the third installment. And that is to have dinosaurs with frickin' laser beams attached to their head!

Jurassic world becoming the next transformers series?

My first thought when they started mixing dinosaurs: WHY NOT MIX A TREX AND A PTERODACTYL?!?

This thumbnail accurately represents every one of the reviews, Joe is Silly, other joe is slightly less silly and the other dude is kinda just grumpy. xd

Legend has it a very long time ago, Alex enjoyed a motion picture.

Dino-Tree Huggers: We want to save The Dinosaurs!! Me: Ok! Let’s save The Herbivores. They aren’t a threat to our lives.

Alex's face when Joe gives the final verdict gets me every time

Let me guess. The guy on the left didn't like it. Lol

The original Jurassic Park had humor but I feel like Jurassic World relies on Chris Pratt's to deliver it way too much and the only thing he can do in terms of comedy is what he did on Parks & Rec and Guardians Of the Galaxy and that can get kind of annoying as time goes on. Chris Pratt has essentially become George Clooney in the sense that when you go to watch a movie that George Clooney is in, you're not watching him play a character. He plays himself but in different outfits that the movie requires him to put on. Essentially you're watching Chris Pratt do Star Lord but as a guy who likes dinosaurs. It gets boring watching the same person essentially play the same character over again without anybody new to take in the helm. Thats why Alan Grant was the main character for 1 and then he took a break for 2 in which Ian Malcolm came in. Plus the Indo- dinosaurs are really dumb when it comes to JP. Its a new idea, sure, but I just don't care for different breeds mixed together. Reminds me of a blumhouse film you'd see on Sci-Fi

The best part of this movie is the opening with the mosasaurs. That shit was terrifying

The thing that pissed me off the most was that in the trailers they teased how the dinosaurs would get free on the main continent with the mosasaurus attacking the surfers and the T-rex roaring with a lion at a zoo and like 3/4 of the movie passes and i'm like : this movie is already too long for them to show us dinosaurs roaming free in a city. They're just gonna set up a sequel. I was looking forward to those scene but it just sets up another movie. The indoraptor was uninteresting. I didn't mind the indominus in the first one but that just feels lazy. They used the t-rex just so it would be in the movie. It doesn't do much outside of the opening scene (which was probably my favourite scene of the movie). As if there we no other dinosaurs that could potentially be more dangerous than raptors and tyrannosaurus rex. I saw some of references to other genetically modified dinosaurs in the first jurassic world with mixes of stegosaurs and triceratops like That would have looked more unique and more interesting to watch than the indominus's cousin. The clone of the girl part was dumb, the girl hiding under the sheets of her bed? DUMBER. At least fucking go under the covers all the way or get a better hiding spot dummy. Dumb military guy getting inside the cage and freeing the indoraptor? Dumb. Dinosaurs being in cages most of the movie? Dumb. Theres so many dinosaurs that has never been in the franchise that could very well be a part of the movie and be dangerous as hell that they dont need to make generic hybrids like the indoraptor. Also even if the dinosaurs are extinct and could kill everyone, Joe just wanting them to let them die is just dumb. They brought them back and they'd be responsible and need to take care of them so they don't become extinct again. I'm never gonna skip a jurassic park movie ever no matter how many sequel they make but this cliffhanger sucked. Even after all this shit i said i still think it's enjoyable at parts but i'm usually easy to please with movies like these.

Jurassic World: Vegas Vacation

Despacito Park has been announced

BDH's character didn't "change" from letting the dinosaurs live to letting the dinosaurs die. Her initial rescue mission was to save them from a destructing island and move them to a safe one, with no civilians. Letting them out on the U.S. mainland is a little different, wouldn't ya say?

I love the nonsensical internal logic of the movie. A Paleovetinarian who has never seen a dinosaur before / people staring at dinosaurs in wonder & awe, again as though they had never seen them before, when the plot of the previous film was that they had to make new hybrid dino's because people had become bored of them as a result of the parks success.

Things i hate about the movie: - the mososaur survived in the tank with no food. - they created another prototype dinosaur - the main bad guy collecting dinosaur teeth goes into the raptors cage - keeping dinosaurs in a house - how they released them into the wild - how only a handful of dinosaurs in the wild with trackers means we have to co-exist with them

Guy on left hated it, OJ says 3 words, and Angry Joe constantly talks over both of them. There, saved you 30 minutes.

Contrary to what some other comments are saying, I actually really appreciate Alex's input. Best to be honest about what you thought rather than just desperately look for positives that you don't personally see.

I can see it now the next movie is gonna be Jurassic World: The beginning of Turok

So the newest "multi-millionaire budget movies with Billionaire box offices" are anti-capitalists now ? (Last Jedi, Solo, Fallem Kingdom) WTF

All these people crapping on Alex must not have seen very many movies lately Hollywood is putting out almost nothing but unoriginal garbage

The ending of the movie felt like Transformers

Just watched it, the movie's plot & story is shjt, save your money guys.

When are you going to review Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom?

OJ - 4/10 AJ - 6/10 Moody Dude on the left - 4/10

The whole “dinosaurs can be our friend” theme is what ruined the movie for me.

Next reboot is Jurassic solar system next reboot Jurassic galaxy next reboot is Jurassic universe next reboot Jurassic dimension this is a joke

I would kill to see a good story driven Jurassic Park game. Like imagine a dead space - inspired Jurassic park where you have to survive on the island, scavenging for supplies while also fending off raptors and avoiding larger dinos

He gave SUICIDE SQUAD a higher score than THIS! Let that sink in for a moment.

I havnt seen it yet. But I’ll wait for $5.00 Tuesday. I’ll go see it for $5 Bucks.

It was a fun popcorn flix. Not as fun as World 1, but sets up more fun for the 3rd one. Favorite scene, the Indoraptor smiling. It was a horribly stupid set up, but seeing a raptor smile was priceless.

Relax. Everything down here is dead already.

I bet it would be difficult to talk to the guy on the left about anything. When it comes to conversations, he's not a very flexible person or open minded, he sticks to one thought without ever leaving his zone of comfort and attempting to explore new realms of possibilities and learning why others think the way they do. Its just his way of doing things. He has automated responses in his head and never tries to evolve his way of thinking

The last one was a lot better....this was just a cash run

Why is Joe always wearing the same shirt. Literally, every video he has it on.

Brief synopsis of every Jurassic Park movie. . . . . Ignorant tourists get eaten by animals.

*Jurassic World: The Dino Riders*

What is the song at the very end of this video.. it's been in my head for days

The dinosaurs didn't feel like they were animals. More like a cartoonish version of animals. The scene with the Brachiosaurus is pure nostalgia fan service. The animal walked in a dilapidated park. Took 1 bite of the palm tree and walk away. Like WTF animals don't just take 1 bite. They hang around munching on the tree for a while. And why the fuck did the Pachycephalosaurus broke through the wall like a cartoon character? And what's up with the T-Rex? He just keeps popping in the scene biting the villains and runs away.

Are you going to review the game now?

The next movie will be called "Jurassic Wars"! With freaking lasers attached to their heads !!!

U all live in Austin? Or Cali?

That Pachycephalosaurus needs a "Move Bitch, Get out the way bitch, Get out the way!" playing when it's kicking ass! lol

-Why does the evil business guy not simply have Owen and Claire killed after he murdered the old guy with his own hands? Because movie. -Why does Owen not get burned from being less than a ruler’s length from lava? Because movie. -Why does Owen move his legs first after being hit with a tranquilizer when his legs should be the last thing he can move? Because movie -Why does the genetically engineered super predator have trouble catching up to a little girl in a straight run? Because movie -Why does the T-rex repeatedly appear out of nowhere, unnoticed, to save everyone? Because movie -Why can the T-rex be used as a blood donor for the raptor? Because movie -Why does the kid release the dinosaurs while inspirational music plays despite Goldblum preaching adnausium about how this exact thing would be very, very, very bad? Because fuck this movie

My son aged 9 loved the film, but I had issues. Angry joe was spot on with how silly a lot of it was. The first part of the film was like king kong and the other half reminded me of Aliens. The girl was like Newt from Aliens with the lead actors wanting to protect her. Also they could have made a fortune with human cloning instead of dinosaurs.

Also a major plot hole is there's a second island they could of taken the dinosaurs too which was a lot closer than where they take them...

Alex's face when Joe says the original Jurassic Park wasn't good...Ooof shots fired

God my man on the left doesn’t like AMYTHING. Always so angry

But u sure loved Suicide Squad and Terminator Genisys!!!

To be fair Owen is established to be ex military in Jurassic World so the kick butt stuff can be loosely explained through that.

The best thing about this movie was its opening sequence. After that, it rapidly went bad. I think the worst thing they did was to take something that was about scale and space and wonder, and cram it into a shoebox set. They should have done a lot more on the island, and a lot less indoors.

Let me guess, the guy on the left hates it

He changes it to a 5/10 in the spoilers section.

Like how it says park instead of world lol

Something little Joe said that was wrong. The mansion had the lab underneath it before the original park was even built. Wasn't hard to follow at all.

I don’t know how anyone can go into the movie excited or surprised considering the f**cking trailers have ruined everything I was originally going to see both the incredibles 2 and fallen kingdom tomorrow at the drive in but I can’t because they’re playing on 2 separate screens at same time so I had to pick and I went with the incredibles 2 for 2 reasons 1. It may not be there next week when I do go to see the fallen kingdom and 2. I can go into that movie not knowing anything but I can’t with fallen kingdom because the studio thinks “ok we need to get people into the theatre to see the movie so throw everything from the film into the trailers that’ll get people into the theatre” I mean there’s difference between getting people excited for a film and outright spoiling I mean avengers infinity war and the incredibles 2 did this why can’t other films do this that’s part of the reason films are suffering now a days because you throw everything into the trailer thus you’re making people not wanna go see the movie because they got nothing to be hyped about because all that hype was destroyed in the trailer

What the hell Joe why did you remove your latest video?

I can’t believe pretty much all of the movie was in the trailer

Yeah , there were a lot of scenes where i feel like i'm watching the previous films . Maybe fallen kingdom is paying homage , but even so i'd appreciate it if it did it's own thing.

Here is the short review: The movie copies every iconic moment from the Jurassic Park 25 years ago and manages to not only fuck up every one of them, but has even LESS realistic dinosaurs, worthless side characters, and main characters who have zero depth. The plot has so many holes that it rips in half and everything just falls into an super plot hole. Remember when the bad guys were the carnivore dinosaurs and there was suspense because everyone was on a secluded island with no help? Welp all that is fucking gone and the majority of the story focuses on tree humpers who want to save the CLONES of a dead species of monsters who would be really dangerous to have roaming around the world and evil rich people who are evil because they are rich and want to own some of these cloned monsters........... When you really think about it the tree humpers were the REAL evil ones, since they were willing to unleash the monsters into the real world where they would kill people and get killed by hunters and poachers while the rich people would have kept them in large habitats and they would have lived long and protected lives. They also were blatantly ignoring the reality that these things are CLONES and all the real dinosaurs are fucking dead! But no we much endanger humanity to save a bunch of lab projects who are not suited for this new world. Fuck this movie was terrible.

It's easy, did you see the trailer? You already saw the movie.

With everyone taking a dump on JwFK, you have to realize they are out of source material. Marvel is doing great because they have thousands of comics of source materials. There are only 2 books to the Jurassic franchise. Micheal Chrichton, the author is dead and has been for 10 years. The fan base waited since 2001 for any Jurassic and we (the fan base) loved it and you have to give credit to directors doing their best with no source material

The thing that bothered me most was the montage showing Blue showing "empathy" as a baby, and the general attitude of the film portraying her as a good, sweet girl that is a true hero at heart...um, are you glossing over the fact that in the first movie she was barely under control, and STRAIGHT UP TRIED TO KILL OWEN THE MOMENT HE TURNED HIS BACK? Tbh I'm disappointed that she isn't the main antagonist of the film, would have been interesting if she reunited with Owen, only to get captured, and she takes this as a personal betrayal on his part and turns against him for good, later fighting the Indoraptor only as a rival predator and not on the humans' side, and perhaps later even teaming up with him once she realizes he's part raptor, and even more so than the Indominus Rex...

Love OtherJoe calling out Joe "you usually do." - Lmao! - Also Alex is always appreciated, that guy is almost always on the level and consistently has good points.

"Correct the mistake, the Lord volcanoes the island to wipe out the dinosaurs . . . humans take them off the island and release them." Way to go humans! Now the Lord has to volcano the entire planet! lol

Btw Joe you misspelled the title of this movie sequel on your thumbnail

Honestly, Joe Johnston is not a competent director and neither is Colin. He's crap at his job. Jurassic Park III is garbage that shouldn't have come out. It needed to end at TLW: Jurassic Park with Lost World including the side-stories from Jurassic Park: the Game. Then the rest of this crap shoot wouldn't have happened. Joe Johnston and Colin Trevorrow do terrible movies.

It’s starting to get old how Alex shits on literally EVERY movie. I understand he can like or dislike whatever movie he wants but he rarely ever focuses on the positives of a movie when he reviews them. He just talks about the negatives. Even when he reviewed Infinity War he gave it a good score but he mostly talked about things he didn’t like. Joe either needs to get Delrith back or just some one else because Alex has no life in him and is just boring.

It does not feel like joe and his crew ever come to these reviews prepared or have done any prep work done.

The most hilarious part in this movie is when indoraptor smirk at the audience while playing dead... the producer should dress that raptor in tuxedo and give it wine glass already.

So how about that Turok movie coming out?

When are they going to stop making the family friendly JP films and make Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park?

Keep Alex I like his feedback. The most levelheaded of the three.

You're talking about Dino Riders toward the end. I loved those toys and the mini series they had for that back in the late 80s

What was that guy scientist jar jar character

I want Alex to make a video on his top 20 movies . He seems very hard to please

I asked for JW. We have no dinosaur movies. Literally none.

It's not giving spoilers if you say stuff that was shown in the trailers i.e. literally the whole movie.

They need to kill off the t-Rex cliche. Honestly it’s like you can predict that the fucker is gonna come when they need it most.

If anyone has ever seen the Trailer for this movie, you basically have seen the movie. THE END.

Don’t worry the hybrid was spoiled in the trailers

Joe, get lapel mics for your co-hosts, for Christ's sake. I'm so tired of having to turn up the volume to hear what OJ & Del or your other thirds are saying, only for my eardrums to get blown the fuck out by you 2 seconds later. Also, it'd be at least courteous to have your panelists' scores factored into the final total, or displayed separately.

i liked the movie but i have to agree that there was no sense of danger for the main characters. i kinda believe its done for all the kids n stuff that theres like no real gore or whatever because kids need to see the movie so the parents can buy a lot of toys and so that there is a bigger audience. characters have to die like in game of thrones or something idk. the black science guy shouldnt have been the funny type but just more like a normal main science character that you could kill off because the supposed to be funny people rarely die :p

The guy on the left is a version of Joe if he worked out.

completely agree. I'm JP fans, love dinos.. and I'm so dissapointed by this mess. overall story just too cringey, especially the ending "a sequel bait" in very forced way. . SPOILER ALERT below!!! . . . Life... controlled by a button. that whinny boy Franklin is useless and anoyying character, and i hate to say this, I think Jeff Goldblum just for marketing purpose only, he's barely a character! also THAT NAIVE GIRL who press the button to release the dinosaur loose at the end, what she's been thinking!?!? a pure ignorance regarding safety of the rest of humanity whatsoever.. thats just too forced way to set up next franchise... maybe their idea jurassic world: apocalypse, huh??? if this movie is literaly THE END of jurassic park, all dinosaurs died in glorificated way, then i'll give applause for that courage, other than that, please stop making this franchise into series of superficial popcorn movie!

Owen is actually an Ex Navy, so that explains his fighting skills.

Isn't it bad that i love this movie? These comment seem to be salty about it.

So, does it have dinosaurs killing dinosaurs and other people? I gotta be honest with you guys but i feel a complete disconnect with the review. I don’t go to dinosaurs movies hoping for plot I go there to see dinosaurs. In the same way I don’t go to Godzilla movies to watch Bryan Cranston (you still the man Walter but you got more screen time then bigG and that’s a no-no). Stop saying things like, “why’d they ruin a perfect franchise!” Seriously? Jurassic parks story plot and characters (excluding repeating characters) have not been good for 4 movies. Annoying characters? They are supposed to be dinosaur food not analyzed through a Hubble space telescope. I thought everyone got this memo by now, I mean we are on movie five. We know how it goes. Stable,secure location- cheap jumpscare (lookin at you, you fuckin little pig)- coincidence breaks stable secure location- dinosaur dinner time- dinosaur fight time- happy sunset. Just funny how perception and point of view can make people think/see so differently.

They should give the rights back to Marvel...wait, what?

Maybe i missed this in the movie but what was the big deal with the indominus rex bone?

Random Angry Movie Review playthrough Day 2 review 28 great job as always guys

What I don't understand is why he's acting like the first Jurassic World was bad. Does anyone remember the movie coming back into theaters due to popular demand?! Saying the first is bad is BS. Why do u think it got a sequel?!

I had alot of fun watching this in the cinema!! But one thing I see no one complaining about is the over usage of scenes and shots from the older films but the first film is literally as old of me so screw it haha

I laughed when Blue smelled the gas and knew what was gonna happen

Watching Gerty the Brachiosaurus die on the dock when they are leaving isla nublar is when I got up and walked out.

I believe the guards in the mansion were shooting darts. Instead if bullets, but i might be wrong

Can Joe ditch the guy on the left? I stopped watching his content but I want to but that dude is just so unlikable.

actually, there was a good amount of robotics in the movie. from the full scale raptor, to the indoraptor head and neck. its just that they add cgi to it to give them more life.

They're not hinting at the third movie being based in Las Vegas. They're hinting at the whole world living in the Jurassic period, granted half the dinosaurs in the movie are from the Cretaceous, but idgaf because its a dinosaur movie.