Bruh something sounds wierd in your mic audio, mix is fine, you're perfectly intelligible but i'm hearing distortion or something. I think you're maybe just clipping. Hmu if i can do anything to help ;) oh btw great series XD

Anomaly raped our childhood.

@@charliespurr7325 shut the fuck up

Likely because George Lucas's standards for the mental capacity of the average child is rarely met by the writers/presenters channels who focus on reviewing movies online, with cinema wins being the most notable exception, and yourself selling your reviews on being so well thought out a movie can take longer to review than the movie itself.

Hey man, you said that the assassin Obi Wan and Anakin caught could only have one transformation. Well, if you watch the firt episodes of the second season of the clone wars, you will realize that her species can chance all they want, but they HAVE to touch the person they are changing into. Maybe she could have changed to another person, but my comment is not about her decisions, I just wanted to point out something for ya

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen" -Palpatine in Return Of The Jedi

All the instances of him stating so (some of these may just be his intuition but still): "There is a great disturbance in the force." "We have a new enemy, the young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker" "Search your feelings, Lord Vader, you will know it to be true. He could destroy us." "The force is strong with him, the son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." "And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker." "Patience, my friend. In time he will seek you out and when he does, you will bring him before me. He has grown strong, only *together* can we turn him to the dark side of the force." "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." "Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us." "I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you, and then you will bring him before me." "Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you." "In time you will call me master." "You will find it is you who are mistaken... about a great many things." "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design." "With each passing moments you make yourself more my servant." "It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now... mine." "Your fleet is lost, and your friends on the Endor moon will not survive. There is no escape... my _young_ apprentice. The Alliance will die... as will your friends." "Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!" "Now... fulfill your destiny... take your fathers place at my side." "You will pay the price for your lack of vision!"

sikid4000 and he dont like it

Someone made a great observation about Sidious being surprised when Padme chooses to risk her life to return to Naboo to save her people and how he learned from that and realized that Luke would have the same compassion for his father that his mother had for her people. Which is why he predicted Luke would come to Vader.

sikid4000 and he didnt like it

It's like skipping cutscenes/dialouge in a game and complaining that the plot or characters don't make sense.

Then he ruins that moment by going on about the specs of the speeder and talking about how all the things about the speeder he liked and it’s just super super forced and unnecessary So many scenes feel like this, it starts out so cool and you’re like “oh shit something cool is about to happen” but it goes on, and on and on until you’re so fucking bored By the time the clones show up it isn’t even interesting. Lucas made an entire army of Jedi fucking boring, that’s supposed to be a badass edge-of-your-seat moment but it’s so fucking dry and devoid of life

@@Ajaws Are you talking for yourself I hope because you are definitely not talking for me.

Captain Rex I’m talking for any sane individual who enjoys movie scripts...

Captain Rex and for some reason there is this idea that Star Wars is a kids movie... which is is not, and never has been, until they made a series directly marketed towards kids which was rebels... The idea that you have to be in a childlike mindset to enjoy the movie doesn’t make it good, I’ve seen so many people say “as a kid this was good” because well no shit when you have a child’s brain simpler things are entertaining. You see Yoda do ninja flips and think “wow so cool” and don’t care about all the boring shit because it’s just filler until you get to the next lightsaber fight that goes on for 20 minutes...

@@Ajaws No your talking for yourself. I enjoy the story of the movies and the characters find some awkward dialogue and bad acting don't do much for me I can still enjoy it.

Adam Wasiura hm, Yes he’s back, back again, Adam’s back, Tell r/prequel memes

Adam Wasiura normal shit but I made a screenshot of one of your comment and posted it on there (made the name not visible for you)

That's the problem you see a lot with Prequel Bashers.

exactly

Maybe because a new hope didn’t need to set any of this up the point was it was rebellion vs empire. The prequels were built around EXPLAINING the issue therefore you have an obligation to explain what’s going on and why it’s going on these were the movies that were supposed to show why these things are happening and it does a bad job. Also it’s pretty simple to tell why there is a rebellion against an empire.

@@brendanbelman893 Exactly how did The Prequels do a bad job explaining how The New Republic turned into The Empire? And no The Originals do not 'simply' explain why there is a rebellion against The Empire.

Brendan Belman « it’s pretty simple to tell why there is a rebellion against an empire » Eh... No. like... Not at all. There are so many causes for rebellions and so many types of rebellions that merely saying there is a rebellion tels you nothing more than there is a rebellion. In fact, without more information, you can’t even tell if it’s because people are dissatisfied with the regime in place, or if it’s because there are people who would like a bigger piece of the cake of the current system, like nobles in a feudal regime rebelling not to overthrow the feudal system but to go up the hierarchy. As for the prequels not explaining the OT’s situation well... Yes it does. It doesn’t explain its own settings much, beyond saying that the Republic is there since thousands of years, that jedi protect it (probably one of the reason why it’s there since so long), that sith are an old power that wants to take back the galaxy and that oppose the jedi, and that the current status quo is that the Republic is in a state of danger from internal corruption even though there are still idealistic individuals to protect it (jedi and politicians), all of this being said in ep mI mind you, which is more than enough for us to understand said setting, even though it’s not very detailed. But it does explain the OT’s settings in a lot of details. The senate ? It comes from the Republic, why, we know what it was, and how it operated, and why the Emperor couldn’t get rid of it earlier. The Rebellion ? A combination of idealistic and faithful individuals, and the fact that the republic of old, even at the dusk of its existence still upheld high concepts of justice, and brought prosperity and freedom to many. How could one man kill all the jedi ? A purge that was possible by infiltrating the republic, allowing one man to destroy thousands despite him never having a chance in hell to do it alone, and despite the jedi being beloved and highly respected figures. How did the jedi order operate and how did it allow for its own downfall ? Their adherence to their concepts was too rigid, despite these being at least partially right, and their millennia of success lead to more prideful generations of jedi, and their peerless wisdom and vision was obscured by a clever mix of sith powers and political maneuvering that side blinded them to Palpatine’s machinations, allowing him to isolate them from one another, and destroy their public image after their doom was complete. I could go on and on, but the fact is that the prequels did explain pretty well why the OT was the way it was.

Also that backless dress

Let me guess. Battle of Twitter III?

His Tweets are more cancerous than his videos.

Grapthar's Hebrew Hammer yep...about right

I like cosmonaut, he’s just joking 90% of the time or hyperbolizes shit for comedy. He’s entertaining, and ya he’s toxic but it’s as a joke.

Luke Skywalker yes such a thing exists

It's because Cosmonaut's a fucking idiot.

He might just be a disingenuous hack clinging to the anti-prequel/Lucas bandwagon and narrative.

Sollar Viccel right! I can give you the entire plot by memory (and I have in response to a childish prequel hater who just can’t believe that someone actually has a brain that can process a story) and I’ve only seen the movie 3 times.... And no I’m not repeating the plot again

Agreed

Or maybe the prequels just never portrayed the plot clearly enough. There’s a reason people aren’t fond of them in the first place :/

Never thought it of that until now

Try watching them and the originals with the sound off. Lucas wanted the films to emulate the old silent films from the 20's&30's

@@Deuteromis I will keep that in mind next time when I watch them

@Jackattack809 That's exactly what George Lucas planned.

That makes sense since GL considers himself an experimental director who rather make tone poems than conventional feature films. Hell, his first full length feature, THX-1138, is very much a tone poem.

Last time I was this late Luke was jumping to his death

Adam Wasiura you still are lol

Adam Wasiura what makes you say that? And please name the „good editing” in the sequels

Adam Wasiura so because George Lucas had a directing team he is a fraud? Every single movie has a rough cut. Also empire strikes back was saved in the rough cut by George himself. Anomaly inc also talked a video.

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True. In fact, I'm 90% sure I once saw an interview with Dave Filoni where he said he loved what George did with the prequels, and he wanted to fill in the gaps and make them better.

He also says "So glad George Lucas didn't work on the Clone wars" despite Lucas being the one who made the ideas[such as Maul return] and the story board

Lloyd Soards wow. He mispronounced someones name. What a fucking crime.

94830 086436 I'm pretty sure he also liked the changed were Anakin in ROTJ is Hayden

@@75JUNAKI which was of course a great change to make as it makes the ending much more powerful emotionally after you've seen all 6 movies

Right? It's as if the films were planned out and made to be consistent with the previous movies and franchise.

Dead Purple even though there are a number of plot holes

M;H Vader is not thrown off by Leia’s resistance to the mind probe, Luke runs out of a warm cave to freeze to death in the middle of a blizzard after severing a discount yeti’s arm, Death Star 2.0. They’re there

@@kurtisrasmussen2156 There are plot holes in all stories, some aren't that big a deal (like the ones you mentioned) and others are a huge headache (like in the sequels). Besides those you listed sound mostly like nitpicking, and aren't on the same level as in Ep7-9.

Why can’t people just enjoy the six movies Lucas gave us?

Found the “Rian Johnson betrayed the fans” guy... Why is this fandom filled with such manchildren

@@Ajaws you watch anomaly and you think I'm unique here? Mark literally says to Rian, "we gotta think about the fans" what is Rian's response? "No." The customer is always right.

Snake Was Right yeah I watch it.... it’s “you’re a fucking idiot” for 40 minutes and giving horribly shallow excuses for massive plot holes in substandard Star Wars films...

@@Ajaws Funny because what he is saying applies to you. Dude, you are a fucking idiot if you think for one goddamn second that Rian actually thought about the fans when making The Last Jedi

I don't know... why IS this fandom plagued with people like you since TLJ?

Dude... I'm only there for, Rich.

Dude, they have a variety of shows, great production values, some of the best editing on KZfaq and a rather unique sense of humor and way to approach film criticism. Even if they have some bad takes it is not hard to see why they are popular

Joseph D. Martínez You just have bad taste in media, and letters

"Plans never survive first contact"

Dragon Of dojima That’s not exactly true. There are plans which are designed to take into account every possible outcome, though most good plans (in fiction or real life) only go so far as to plan for every likely outcome.

Nathan Jora you’re right, but at the end of the day even if your plan is taking into account every possible outcome it still based on chance

Dragon Of dojima Eh... No ? Precisely because y takes into account every possibility ? I mean, at worst it doesn’t take into account possibilities such as « then a church falls on y’all and you’re all dead », but I’m pretty sure that’s not the type of chance you’re talking about ^^

Nathan Jora what i meant was that even if you take into account any possibility nothing is certain with a plan and that even if you’re prepared for the worst, it’s still based on chance

thanks thats great to hear

Cringey.

KEK

Nah, the fun began with Revenge of the Prequels ep1

@@kaptinbarfbeerd1317 To me, the fun begins whenever I see a notification of a new revenge of the prequels episode

Jack Taylor 044 Oof. Guess literally NOTHING happened.

Also there is no way in hell they thought the worms would kill her.For all we now they might have even been non lethal.

Brilliant. I wonder how cosmonaut will find ways to make fun of palpatines plan in revenge of the sith.

VoiceMonkey Knowing Palpatine becomes emperor makes you realize what he’s actually do.

@@rhizvo108 Cosmonaut would be embarrassingly easy to manipulate.

@@tomnorton4277 Sidious: You know, Marcus, the galaxy is in a state of chaos. The Republic isn’t really doing its job, nor is the senate. So I was thinking, what if the Republic was organized into an Empire? That way there would be much more order because at the end of the day, only the word of the Emperor matters. Any thoughts? Cosmonaut: Sure, the galaxy should be simple. It’s too complicated for me to understand what’s going on nowadays so why not just join an Empire? I’m with you! Sidious: Wow, that was easy. Uh, I mean, goooood....

@@cashthecurator666I remember George saying in the ROTS commentary that people not wanting anything to do with politics is why they give all it all away. Anakin in AOTC complaining about getting a political lecture from Obi-Wan is a funny way to parallel people’s complaints about politics in TPM.

That's freaking awesome!

A lot of these people were probably lazy kids

Problem is a lot of these people who hate the prequels are low attention span people. My favorite subjects in school were history and Mathematics. So I'm able to watch the prequel that sort of a allegory of how a good government becomes bad.

I'm a history enthusiast, so I really appreciated the parallels the prequels made with the fall of the Roman republic and rise of the Roman empire. Really neat stuff there if you know your history, they're the type of films that reward good attention spans. That's probably why I also enjoyed the power politics and the Jedi/Sith lore, because history, politics, and religion are inherently tied to one another.

The_Lost_Son To be fair : 1) a movie (even a historical movie) isn’t a history lesson 2) a widely acknowledged problem in education is the difficulty to make lessons not boring All in all it could be a valid point if only... Well if only the politic in these movies occupied more place and was less well done. Fortunately, the politics is well done and doesn’t occupy too much of the screen time, meaning this is a case of them having tastes not fit for this movie, not this movie failing.

whys that?

@@anomalyinc3239 Well, AOTC is probably the most heavily criticised (except maybe TPM) and it's also my personal favourite of all six. It's also sorely misunderstood and misconstrued, I've never had a problem with the "I don't like sand" line and I never will.

Yes, Please Hayden when he gets criticized for looking like a emotionless guy while George wanted him to go in that direction: *visible confusion*

@@VinVonVoom I have never heard anybody say that AOTC is their favourite SW movie from GL, not that that's a bad thing :D. But I'm curious, why is AOTC your favourite? This was a very late reply btw xD

@@VibingMeike It's the most immersive, I never fail to get chills every time Obi-Wan tries to call Anakin on Naboo and everything goes to shit.

I have those arguments all the time whe ever it's brought up on the Micah and The Hatman channel. I think a moderator on there says Revenge of the sith is a terrible film. Also he apparently claims The Rise of Skywalker is the second best star wars film lol. I need to find where he said that.

He actually said Anakin wasn't in Ep1? 😂. That's the problem with Prequel Bashers: its clear they haven't watched the films in a long time, or didn't pay attention; then have the nerve to use videos like that cosmonaut guy as creditable proof.

You my friend need new friends 🤣

Really? They gave you cosmocunts video? Usually the prequel bashers point to the Plinkett review as a "detailed analysis"

Next time respond you really liked Yoda in IV and see the response. If they take the bait you can tell they reallyjust watched ONLY the Disney drivel (bar RO, the good one).

he did the exact same with jojo’s bizarre adventure infact he straight up admitted that he hadn’t seen the show in years

Jaguar King if you’re talking about cosmonaut then I agree with you.

@@hexogramd8430 yeah, it was about him.

The turd has serious vocal fry...

One of the most punchable voices on KZfaq.

@@hexogramd8430 hex you fucking legend lol

You escaped from the cavern

Same thing happened to me. I always loved them but I believed RLM when they said they were bad. Then I rewatched them. So glad I can think for myself.

Same. I was just a sheep who did it solely because he and many others did it. I did however never dislike them that much thou. The sequels however I have been iffy about since they were released. Not only because of the lack of own identity but because they try to be modern and to be Marvel rather than Star Wars and therefore come of as something else #notmystarwars.

@Grapthar's Hebrew Hammer They talk about it much less in the prequels because having your villain be able to see the future isn't conducive to good story-telling and he clearly doesn't have that ability to the same extent yet. What I'm saying is that Lucas absolutely accounted for Cosmo's complaint about Palpatine's schemes, unfortunately he completely misconstrued/misunderstood what they are so he can hate the prequels more.

That's the case with all Prequel haters. Even Doug Walker. I love the guy but my god, he's a complete idiot when it comes to Star Wars (not just the Prequels but Star Wars in general), which is weird because he can actually be very insightful about other movies. I don't know how insightful intelligence and unbelievable stupidity can exist in one person but Doug somehow combines both of them together.

Glenn Johnson just call the prequel haters boomers. Fuck those retards. They are the real enemy of star wars

Ikr He’s Star Wars videos are all full of strawman arguments just like any other sequel defender.

I'd whoop that dorks ass

@Таня Медведева I like The Clone Wars CG series, but it does contradict some established stuff both in the movies and Expanded Universe lore. And the fact that Prequel haters are using it as a weapon is even worse.

Good idea. I think Lanter's Anakin feeling so different despite being the same character as Hayden makes the comparison even more unfavourable to the prequels. I prefer Hayden Anakin btw

That's fuckers will die. Pizza anyone?

@Таня Медведева I know how it contradicts ROTS but I'm not sure how it contradicts Episode 1 or 2. I'd just like to know.

@Таня Медведева I figured it was Episode 2 given it's close proximity to TCW timeline wise (that's why I said *or* not and, sorry for the confusion). I don't think that's contradictory to Episode 2 given that we don't actually see that that guy is Eeth in the movie. I still always looked at TCW as non-canon anyway (not because it's bad, far from it, it just feels like a different universe).

Ive spoken to him, great dude excellent videos

thanks for the recommendation. His Star Wars Video is great (Y)

yep

Dead Purple man you fanboys are sick for calling the prequels good. i liked them as a kid but as a grown up you gotta be dumb to like the dialoge in this trilogy.

@ Yeah, sorry that Anakin was raised as a Jedi and because attachment was forbidden he became socially awkward, if George would've made Anakin good at flirting you wouldn't even mind that it wouldn't make any sense

Anomaly Inc you think you are smarter than the RLM Guys.? All i hear from you is fanboy stuff. Even George Lucas admitted he can‘t write good dialoge. How should i enjoy a trilogy full of garbage cringe dialoge.? i mean every scene has bad dialoge.

@ First off kid, I'll take the dialogue in the Prequels or the shit dialogue from the sequel trilogy. Second if you actually did any research you would know that while the dialogue is clunky in some places Lucas has said he made the films 1-6 to emulate the old silent films; where facial expressions play a major part. It's why if you were to watch the movies in another language, you can get a good sense of what's going on by the actors' facial expressions. And thirdly, RLM are highly overrated. They get some much shit wrong about The Prequels and in some instances fail to explain what point they were trying to make. It's why we still get fools like you acting like they are the holy grail as to what's wrong with The Prequels.

RLM is severely overrated. I cannot comprehend why they have a large following. Three middle-aged bitter trolls with an awful taste in films.... Sign me up (not really).

@@JoeyMartz I like their Best of the Worst show. I love awful B-movies and that show has shown me plenty of them to watch with friends. Other than that and Nerd Crew, I can care less about them.

Joseph D. Martínez Their rant on the prequels was perfect, and you’re butthurt because everything they said was true

@@One-pz3zk .....HAHAHAHA!...Oh wait, you were serious?

@@cashthecurator666 You can’t dispute them, everything they said was true.

Cosmo's argument really melted my brain. Like has he not seen the hundreds of films where a lackey fails in their job, gets caught and is about to give up secrets then gets killed by their boss/boss' second in command/another higher up henchman.

I can't wait for Anomaly's reacton to CVH's second breakdown over AoTC where he has the gall to insinuate that The Last Jedi is better than this movie.

As he was talking about the assassination my IQ was going down every 2 seconds. My intelligence was going down. I at least watch the movies And understand the plot better than these OT fanboys.

Time stamp?

@@darkliz There are fans of his that repeat that continously. Because understanding why the boss dosen't do everyithing himself is hard... You need to think for 2 seconds.

To me, Star Wars original trilogy = Mortal Kombat original trilogy. While Star Wars prequel trilogy = Mortal Kombat 3D era.

@@aryaadityapurbadi5527 Mortal Kombat 3D era is underrated for sure but Tekken fans are the most toxic fighting game fans around they call you a Smash player if you prefer DOA, Soulcalibur or even Street Fighter over Tekken. And they call every other fighting game a button masher ironic coming from the series they are saying isn't a button masher that has Eddy Gordo in it lol

Mauler made the mistake of listening to RLM. The Prequels are objectively good movies but RLM tricked many people, including Mauler, into thinking they're bad.

Yup. How to not being able to handle plot devices, that is The Rise of Skywalker in a nutshell. It’s pretty ironic that the main character is a plot device herself if you think about it. She has hardly had any arc, can just do stuff without trying (which any other character haven’t been able to until this point and when it has been established that that is required) and is just there to carry something (the plot) from point A to B with hardly any motivations whatsoever driving her to do so.

And changer maybe brings nothing to the movie, but add more stuff for Lucas' great universe he always wanted to show

Thank you that what I was thinking just because it doesn’t effect the plot doesn’t mean it can’t add to the world

@@catfoy8888 I agree

mdimarov Eh... Naboo is part of the Republic. Always has, up until the empire, at which point it became part of the Empire ^^

@@nathanjora7627 technically, during the Clone Wars Naboo was part of the Alliance of Neutral Systems

Honestly, a better name for his channel would be “Contradiction Variety Hour”

I love that most of them think that George was illogical and it was just to show cool things, when in actuality GL presented things in a more logical way than their ideas. Like that idea the "critics" had to not split up and just hack thru the droids (aka, mindless violence with no strategy from the Jedi) that would most certainly get them killed.

@@dancorneanu9144 Prequel haters are idiots. Those who aren't outright stupid were brainwashed by people who are.

Big pp

Very accurate Atleast on my part

@@anomalyinc3239 Humble brag, I see. 🤙

@@unchallengedmediocrity7886 nope proudly arrogant on that account 😎

@@anomalyinc3239 🤙🤙

Also pulp fiction. And probably 2001 a space odessy (am I spelling that right). Not to mention the stormlight archives by Brandon Sanderson, which has multiple main characters, which by cosmonauts definition means it has none (arguments can be made that Padmá, obi wan, and possibly Anakin are main characters in conjunction with qui gon Jin, which is seemingly what leads cosmonaut to be confused as to who the main character is)

So many people say that it’s “boring”. However when I look between the politics in the prequels and the current events in today’s America (manly around Trump) I can see how it relates. So Star Wars politics are so BORING! I think not

What's wrong with force speed? It's used twice in the movies and never again but I don't see how it changes much. If you're talking about Obi-Wan catching up with Qui-Gon in the reactor core then 1. There's different context, fighting droids is like a stroll around the block for a Jedi so it doesn't take much effort or force but fighting a trained Sith Assassin is a different story and 2. He would've just fell into the pit if he did that anyway.

@@Santisima_Trinidad I think I lean as much towards Padme.

I think we all do, the dude has a very punchable personality that compliments his punchable voice.

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Dave Filoni loved the Prequels before it was cool. Plo Koon was a favourite of his and the dude didn't have a single line in those movies.

There was actually a line that Mark begged Lucas to remove because it was so awful (which he actually did)

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first off thank you :) and second i think he does know

@@anomalyinc3239 why do you think that, if it isn't much to ask

True, I actually love AOTC too, even some Anakin/Padmé scenes and the music is ofcourse amazing. I think AOTC is pretty misunderstood.

Sorry you know what "character development" or "character depth " is What you mentioned are background info by this logic 70% of bland villians should have been considered GoOd villains

@@a.f9234 But that background info is at least something. Snoke had zero info excluding that he trained Kylo Ren. When I watched AOTC I understood who and what Count Dooku was but by watching TFA/TLJ I didn't understand who or what Snoke was. Don't get started on TROS retcons because they don't match the character in TLJ at all. Count Dooku isn't bland he very interesting.

@Grapthar's Hebrew Hammer JJ Abrams explained it but Rian Johnson didn't. by the second film of a trilogy an audience member should know most of the important characters involved. AOTC did this quite well and TLJ didn't. Also yes ROTS had Grievous and did not explain his backstory but you know his deal and purpose in the story. He is the general for the CIS but he isn't that important to the story than him being the last important person in the CIS.

@@modmaker7617 yes technically Snoke is worse but Dooku is more Interesting and intimidating in Clone wars cartoon for me Most of the prequel villians are iconic but because they are so much of them in one trilogy it can't have a good focus one any of them except Palpatine he is great

John DiPlacido yeah. You could pretty easily just flip his complaint around and say how cool it is that they hired so many hit men down the chain to get the job done. I mean, that’s what made it so hard for Obi-Wan to track down Jango in the first place.