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The Laughing Auditor

The Laughing Auditor

4 ай бұрын

Hi Guys
In this video I come to you from the Scientology HQ in the City of London and to be honest after a few minutes I thought that it was going to be rather uneventful.....
Then the infamous City of London Police rock up and well I guess I will let you watch the video to find out how it goes
Stay Safe
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@anne-mariethompson4365
@anne-mariethompson4365 4 ай бұрын
Imagine if the police answered the public as quickly as they do this cult. We'd all be a lot safer!
@geoffreythomas-cs1sk
@geoffreythomas-cs1sk 4 ай бұрын
THE REASON THE POLICE RESPOND TO NON CRIMES IS THAT IT IS A CORPORATION WHO MADE THE CALL. IF IT WAS A CITIZEN WHO MADE THE CALL THE POLICE WOULD NOT ATTEND.!!!
@hg-gz8pd
@hg-gz8pd 4 ай бұрын
Why are the Police allowed to alter and wear what ever they like to deface the uniforms? come on Rowley you slacker
@sharpeipink123
@sharpeipink123 4 ай бұрын
They are UK CITY OF LONDON POLICE CORPORATION THEY ANSWER TO ROTHSCHILD & THE OMEGA CREW = PURE EVIL ITSELF! x
@s.wilson5675
@s.wilson5675 4 ай бұрын
They are City of London, not the MET. City of London is a corporation of money launderers and white collar criminals. In essence, these guys are their private security.
@paulwatling5400
@paulwatling5400 3 ай бұрын
He promised a lot but not done a lot
@cedricredwood9409
@cedricredwood9409 4 ай бұрын
“Someone has broken into my house” we will get to you asap. “Someone is filming outside our corporate building” see you in minutes.
@nollem41
@nollem41 4 ай бұрын
The Alien Church Of Scientology.
@cheds1
@cheds1 4 ай бұрын
Aliens are their gods. Lol
@paulwatling5400
@paulwatling5400 3 ай бұрын
Coppers attend for no crime , if someone mugged your Granny or robbed your fucking house not a copper in sight
@PeterPanoramics
@PeterPanoramics 4 ай бұрын
Great point on turning it around on these puppets, asking them if you'd respond to me reporting a man walking,a dog outside my house.
@whatsthescore6154
@whatsthescore6154 4 ай бұрын
All are welcome except men with a camera.
@AlaninValleSanLorenzo
@AlaninValleSanLorenzo 3 ай бұрын
Why the F*** are the UK Police wearing a Jamaican flag on their uniform ! ?
@TezTezTezTezTez
@TezTezTezTezTez 3 ай бұрын
Because they're a national embarrassment
@veronical.lianmaseras4543
@veronical.lianmaseras4543 3 ай бұрын
Pakistan and India on the way!
@Ole-sf4ps
@Ole-sf4ps 4 ай бұрын
Anything cruise is involved with. STAY AWAY.
@Adam-ge8iq
@Adam-ge8iq 3 ай бұрын
Oh the irony of a foreigner saying you’re not welcome here….😂
@chalkproductions
@chalkproductions 4 ай бұрын
Great location to meet Tom Cruise and his daughter in this building, a place that loves your donations and security get a free Frontal Lobotomy
@frankbutcher2601
@frankbutcher2601 4 ай бұрын
private police force......red shield.....red hats.......
@frankbutcher2601
@frankbutcher2601 4 ай бұрын
hubbard stole from mr crowley who in turn stole from us.......
@cheds1
@cheds1 4 ай бұрын
Auditing the beast. Love it
@28johann1
@28johann1 4 ай бұрын
You're always guaranteed a laugh from the Scientologists - never met a more prickly, defensive & highly secretive lot. Typically, they only give a warm welcome to the vulnerable.
@stevegee8010
@stevegee8010 4 ай бұрын
The one who phoned the police Personality Test came back as Grumpy, Unwelcoming, Hostile.
@TheBeardsShow
@TheBeardsShow 4 ай бұрын
If there was a real crime they would be nowhere to be seen. As soon as someone calls from a powerful organisation they come running like lightning.
@MahatmaLevolence
@MahatmaLevolence 4 ай бұрын
Always remember, these people have allowed themselves to be entirely convinced that L Ron Hubbard was in fact a reincarnated 80 million year old space God called Xenu...
@debramitchell53
@debramitchell53 4 ай бұрын
L Ron Hubbard was a space cadet (not space god). I feel for the vulnerable people who have been ripped off by this scam they call a religion, and they don’t even pay tax on the billions they’ve scammed from people.
@godsgod1677
@godsgod1677 4 ай бұрын
It's very embarrassing to see so many cops attend the scene of no crime.
@mickydroyboy1542
@mickydroyboy1542 4 ай бұрын
The cult of stupidology personality test entails having your brain removed via your left ear hole
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
Notice how PC Blinker assertively asked for your name the second you pointed out the blue-line gang badge. Still, they got nothing from you, as always. Nicely done.
@andreLTU
@andreLTU 4 ай бұрын
What a waste of public money
@dannythedoodle
@dannythedoodle 4 ай бұрын
My God....a foreigner telling us what to do in public and using our tax payer funded police force against us when we don't comply with their orders. I never thought I'd see the day 🙄
@grimprawn902
@grimprawn902 4 ай бұрын
Police, always serving the feelings of businesses and organisations.
@user-cd6wf6mu8t
@user-cd6wf6mu8t 4 ай бұрын
But But But. There was a sign outside saying All are Welcome !
@zerodivisionerror
@zerodivisionerror 4 ай бұрын
Lol, police, in the middle of the capital city of the UK. None of them have a proper flag on their uniform. Amazing.
@alexritchie4586
@alexritchie4586 4 ай бұрын
They're City of London police. The City of London exists in some weird quantum state where it is both part of the UK and not part of the UK at the same time.
@maxinesfeathers
@maxinesfeathers 4 ай бұрын
The police need to stop wasting tax payers money attending a legal activity, tell the complainant there is no need to Attend !
@jellycoding
@jellycoding 4 ай бұрын
For me it is so crazy that people can believe in things like Scientology, the Bible, the Quran.
@hassyg4083
@hassyg4083 4 ай бұрын
and you believe in the Torah
@jellycoding
@jellycoding 4 ай бұрын
@@hassyg4083 No! Why would I? It's the same crazy as the other above.
@hassyg4083
@hassyg4083 4 ай бұрын
@@jellycoding idk you seemed selective. have you studied any of them? they shape the country you live in
@jellycoding
@jellycoding 4 ай бұрын
@@hassyg4083 - I can't write all that is crazy. - Yes, I have studied all mentioned here. - They shaped and now I want the truth instead.
@hassyg4083
@hassyg4083 4 ай бұрын
what will you say to the jewish scientists?
@poncianapiedad7593
@poncianapiedad7593 4 ай бұрын
Another waste of police time and tax payers money
@alexfilma16
@alexfilma16 4 ай бұрын
@@user-rn1zf6yj4eI’m not so sure. I hear there was a McDonald’s and donut shop in the area!
@raider3327
@raider3327 4 ай бұрын
Hubbard was a Sci fi writer who created a cult. Volcanoes and spaceships. It's all weird as f
@king77703
@king77703 4 ай бұрын
Nanoo Nanoo
@adiohead
@adiohead 4 ай бұрын
Lord Xenu 👽
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 4 ай бұрын
14:50 By not getting involved in "that" thing with the blue line through it he knows it's a controversial thing. Yet he still wears it. He says more by not saying anything.
@stfc5138
@stfc5138 4 ай бұрын
Ron has gone but the con goes on haha😂
@newsbender
@newsbender 4 ай бұрын
Blinky started off reasonable enough and then got shirty when you asked about the patch. What a shame.
@stevieatkinson3898
@stevieatkinson3898 4 ай бұрын
TLA,I thought the PC who did most of the talking was prime to be questioned about his attitude, what's your name 3 times,po po always needs a fix of something personal it's in their DNA to do it😂😂😂
@david6532
@david6532 4 ай бұрын
more arrogant cops full of b s as usual
@urbantrekker
@urbantrekker 3 ай бұрын
"You know what happens when cameras and pianos converge"😆
@nigelcurtis3421
@nigelcurtis3421 4 ай бұрын
"Open to All" 🤣
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 4 ай бұрын
Absolute Audits has done a series of videos on Scientology. Including inside their building.
@truthteller6161
@truthteller6161 4 ай бұрын
Have they really got nothing better to do?? They have turned into feelings police and can never do proper honest policing!
@CharlesDickson-nv2ol
@CharlesDickson-nv2ol 4 ай бұрын
An awful organisation that should be banned. Splitter up of families etc but still allowed to operate without paying taxes.
@nocommentuk
@nocommentuk 4 ай бұрын
Operate without paying tax but waste taxpayers money by calling the police when no crime has been committed.
@jaunosvaldo9481
@jaunosvaldo9481 4 ай бұрын
So at least 3 cops and 1 van having their time wasted for someone performing A legal activity because a church doesn’t like it. And they constantly moan about being understaffed and yet they are wasting their own time with concerns over legal activity !!!!
@nocommentuk
@nocommentuk 4 ай бұрын
The police have such strange priories. They can’t turn up to actual crimes but always seem to have resources for non-crimes. Why don’t the call handlers tell callers that it’s not illegal to film or trespass, therefore police won’t attend.
@debramitchell53
@debramitchell53 4 ай бұрын
I think calling it a bank would be more appropriate because they take so much money from people who they scam.
@gogzy606
@gogzy606 3 ай бұрын
L ron Hubbard is boss level. He openly told people that starting a religion was a great way to make money. Then did it, and has multi millionaires paying them monthly 😂😂
@Ubique2927
@Ubique2927 4 ай бұрын
After Carrick/Couzens et Al it should illegal for them not to ID with name, number and station. Also some chiefs have also said that their immediate superior should also be named with a contact phone number.
@regwatson2017
@regwatson2017 4 ай бұрын
That was a great comment TLA when you asked the police if they would respond if you rang to complain about people walking dogs outside your house, You filming in public, people walking their dogs - two completely lawful activities. You should put that to police more often because it really highlights the stupidity of them turning out for you when you'd be quickly told by the police phone operator in the very first instance there was no offence by the dog walkers.
@retroonhisbikes
@retroonhisbikes 4 ай бұрын
At what point do the police talk to the calling party to ascertain that no crime was committed before harassing innocent people in public.
@stevieatkinson3898
@stevieatkinson3898 4 ай бұрын
TLA,a building like that in London must cost a fortune 😲
@raider3327
@raider3327 4 ай бұрын
What happens when you don't pay tax. Thought they'd be in their spaceships by now
@AUDITINGSTOCKHOLM
@AUDITINGSTOCKHOLM 4 ай бұрын
So UK got Police Officers representing other countries now. Interesting...
@andrewshaw7343
@andrewshaw7343 4 ай бұрын
Jamaican flags on British uniform? WTAF.
@andrewshaw7343
@andrewshaw7343 4 ай бұрын
@@Leidolfr And?
@andrewshaw7343
@andrewshaw7343 3 ай бұрын
@Leidolfr Non sequitur, my friend. It is not a Commonwealth police force. It is a British police force.
@onaematopia
@onaematopia 3 ай бұрын
@@LeidolfrI think all the people complaining about the Jamaican flag are just racist tbh. I’m not understanding why it’s such a big issue to them
@PJ-wm9nq
@PJ-wm9nq 4 ай бұрын
Response to a call about filming created by someone feeling threatened. Shouldn't be taking place! As for all the "mate" "budz" nonsensense. Bloke got crappy because you started asking questions.
@StrawberrySunday212
@StrawberrySunday212 4 ай бұрын
There is something very sinister about this mob.
@PaulSmith-tt7tf
@PaulSmith-tt7tf 3 ай бұрын
Two facts 1) A religion/cult based on ancient aliens. 2 Started by a science fiction author. Yet hundreds of thousands of believers can't put these two facts together.
@marcbordeau1702
@marcbordeau1702 4 ай бұрын
Only the owner of the building can trespass you or the land owner.
@Christopher-dd1ph
@Christopher-dd1ph 4 ай бұрын
Maybe that’s technically true but the police enforce illegal shit ALL THE TIME. You can LEGALLY film in public yet auditors get arrested ALL THE TIME for doing just that. The law and what’s enforced aren’t always the same thing. Open your eyes once in a while. Things like this WILL NEVER CHANGE.
@user-ot1kh1iz2t
@user-ot1kh1iz2t 4 ай бұрын
Tell them to jog on.
@williamkeith8740
@williamkeith8740 4 ай бұрын
Just another giant scam - good on you TLA.
@raider3327
@raider3327 4 ай бұрын
Cops don't speak to reporting party first?
@PeterPanoramics
@PeterPanoramics 4 ай бұрын
The science say scientology is a safe and effective 😂😂
@thetryingscotsman4065
@thetryingscotsman4065 4 ай бұрын
Like ALL cults, they pray on the weak minded. People searching for the meaning of life, when the real answer is 42.
@williamhutchison6400
@williamhutchison6400 4 ай бұрын
Gang badges that's all they are
@user-zm9gc1kt8b
@user-zm9gc1kt8b 4 ай бұрын
It's one hell of a messed up Cult
@octopusmagnificens
@octopusmagnificens 4 ай бұрын
The competitors are the same.
@legobatman8353
@legobatman8353 4 ай бұрын
The police? Yep, 100%
@kayenne221
@kayenne221 4 ай бұрын
I had to laugh at how his hat blinks along with his eyelids 😂
@bogeymeloy683
@bogeymeloy683 4 ай бұрын
I worked in that building around 8/9 years ago and they were effing rude then and from memory the same people.
@jaunosvaldo9481
@jaunosvaldo9481 4 ай бұрын
9:18 for a start , you should address members of the public as “Sir or madam “ not “Buddy “ and secondly, since when do we have to account for our legal actions ??????
@terryhartley4548
@terryhartley4548 4 ай бұрын
I thought it was stopped for wearing a blue line flag.
@chrisbanks5925
@chrisbanks5925 3 ай бұрын
The coppers should be disciplined for refusing to give their names when requested by a member of the public . . . very poor.
@jacky5768
@jacky5768 3 ай бұрын
After what happened to Sarah Everard, police should be fired for not identifying
@fitzpatrickken
@fitzpatrickken 4 ай бұрын
Amazingly, some people can call the police & they come & others can call the police & never see them! There is a rule for some & another rule for the rest of us!
@markossmith8786
@markossmith8786 4 ай бұрын
The police should turn up and just say “hello Sir, the reason we have turned up is to speak to you about XXX”. This small talk BS, “what are you up to today, buddy / mate...” is embarrassing. The police cannot do small talk as it’s so obvious they don’t mean it. The nature of the job is a factor, but the small talk is so false and insincere. It may fool some but to the initiated it looks embarrassing.
@johntate5050
@johntate5050 4 ай бұрын
It boils my piss when they address a member of the public as mate, pal, fella or buddy.
@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022
@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022 4 ай бұрын
" you're not welcome here" not very accommodating and dutiful were they. Lol
@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022
@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022 4 ай бұрын
" you're absolutely not welcome here " wtf
@stac1941
@stac1941 4 ай бұрын
They are creepy af!!
@hassyg4083
@hassyg4083 4 ай бұрын
some of he London cops have been exposed as serial killers
@grahamh6988
@grahamh6988 4 ай бұрын
"Quite rightly they called us because there's somebody outside filming and it gets peoples nerves up"........god help photographers at Buckingham Palace, The London Eye and Parliament!
@raider3327
@raider3327 4 ай бұрын
Did you see Tom Cruise in there doing stunts? 😅😅
@Y888MTB
@Y888MTB 3 ай бұрын
Moral of the story, if you need the police just say there’s someone filming and they’ll turn up within minutes 👍
@firefox-vc6rb
@firefox-vc6rb 3 ай бұрын
You have to be a fellow corporation
@davidsmith5523
@davidsmith5523 4 ай бұрын
Is all crime solved now?
@adenwellsmith6908
@adenwellsmith6908 4 ай бұрын
On the acid attack, the police response is interesting. They were trying to cover up initially, and the question is why? Catch him first and then you don't have to release details of the government's incompetence. Unfortunately he got away. That they had his mug shot tells you he's already been done for a crime, so they had to release that. Then because they have lost him, they had to release the walking dead video screen shot. But they still tried to hide is origin and blame the Geordies for the attack.
@hassyg4083
@hassyg4083 4 ай бұрын
British policing is different thesedays they just come out to calls and enforcing fines for corporate interest. they don't do stuff like hang around undercover as dealers or as stolen good traders anything anymore or anything that requires investigation. they posed that one time to catch luxury watch theives and it made national headlines. that is just old basic policing they did catch watch thieves like the old cop movies
@davidsmith5523
@davidsmith5523 4 ай бұрын
@adenwellsmith6908 They do seem very keen to investigate safe incidents though.
@davewarren2849
@davewarren2849 4 ай бұрын
Bad cops
@chrishill1408
@chrishill1408 3 ай бұрын
If the police spent as much time solving crime as they do on auditors the country would be a better place.
@chrishill1408
@chrishill1408 3 ай бұрын
@@Leidolfrone man with a camera.
@JohnMorten-px6my
@JohnMorten-px6my 4 ай бұрын
The piggy with all the mouth wasn't interested in your analagy of the dog walker, dodged the question of the gang badge (obviously knows it's wrong and is embarrassed and ashamed - and why wouldn't he be)? I bet he doesn't wear it down the pub !! Refused name, everything is fine, ok, fair enough, but he still keeps digging, knowing he was not going to get nothing from you, and more gang badges in the van. Police really are a law unto themselves and demand as much respect as a turd, even though this time you had an easy ride. Well done to a.
@wakeywarrior
@wakeywarrior 3 ай бұрын
According to City of London Police, the officer should give you ‘their name and the station where they’re based (unless the search is in relation to suspected terrorist activity or giving his or her name may place the officer in danger).’ Looks like this was not followed here? He doesn’t have a right to privacy when interrogating people and being asked to identify. Ridiculous.
@JimmyJimmyEnglish
@JimmyJimmyEnglish 4 ай бұрын
The British police are pathetic!
@britishpatriot4477
@britishpatriot4477 4 ай бұрын
All part of the replacement . Stand up before it’s too late … no other country would do that
@EdzashedFudwinkle
@EdzashedFudwinkle 4 ай бұрын
Phone the Police 999 and tell them you're concerned as people are smoking in the town centre, alarmed & distressed because you don't like it. Coercive behaviour and control techniques used by the Police, they've had a call so prove your innocent 🤷
@raider3327
@raider3327 4 ай бұрын
Trespass is civil. Knowingly and willingly
@barry_gooch_baked299
@barry_gooch_baked299 4 ай бұрын
You’re gonna wake up one night to Tom Cruise dangled over your bed like a worm on a hook 😂
@marypettyfer4640
@marypettyfer4640 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@king77703
@king77703 4 ай бұрын
I find that a Mission Impossible 👍
@orraman5427
@orraman5427 4 ай бұрын
I've a feeling that the free "personality test" on offer is more of a gullibility test. PC 360 volunteered his name but wasn't happy when you didn't follow suit. By the looks of things simple (PC) Simon met a pie man and tasted a lot of his wares.
@mickydroyboy1542
@mickydroyboy1542 4 ай бұрын
😂🐷🍕🍕
@silverfox74
@silverfox74 4 ай бұрын
By the look of it the cult recptionist is probably conducting these tests to learn how to get a personality. He seemed frightfully boring and unnecessarily defensive.
@regwatson2017
@regwatson2017 4 ай бұрын
I thought Churches were supposed to be a welcoming place for all ? I guess TLA doesn't look enough like Tom Cruise ? Mind you, they both do Missions Impossible ! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the Upload TLA. Great job standing up for our inalienable rights as per usual !!!
@TheBrawlBox
@TheBrawlBox 4 ай бұрын
You wait until AB opens his Church Of Auditing...
@briant4323
@briant4323 4 ай бұрын
‘Church’ founded to fleece the gullible
@rosifervincent9481
@rosifervincent9481 3 ай бұрын
So…no different from any other church.
@nonenone-vt8cg
@nonenone-vt8cg 4 ай бұрын
Is this yet another unlawful 'stop and account'? Surely this qualifies as harassment.
@ianhill4585
@ianhill4585 4 ай бұрын
You neither have to stop ,or account. You don't want to engage ,turn your back and ignore them. Other than sulk like children,there's nothing they can do about it.
@Local6News
@Local6News 4 ай бұрын
*I truly don't understand why UK auditors talk to law enforcement. WHY? Why chat with people who have the sole focus of depriving you of your rights and freedom? There's many US auditors who either don't talk to cops or literally tell them to piss off so why not do that?*
@James-RFC55
@James-RFC55 4 ай бұрын
Was not the cops fault they had to turn up it was this cult of America that phone the cops so they have to turn up but at the end of the day it makes better interactions and puts them/cops in there place we in Britain can't just pull a gun out FFS
@xpxp1
@xpxp1 4 ай бұрын
Focus Pocus deals with Police the best.... 💯
@inter-linked
@inter-linked 2 ай бұрын
“I think we’re done here” - that was funny.
@cwcw4805
@cwcw4805 3 ай бұрын
Corporate police, just for the corporate institute, no one else
@Ubique2927
@Ubique2927 4 ай бұрын
Next time instead of a dog walker, mention that when people call in a burglary etc no one turns up.
@debramitchell53
@debramitchell53 4 ай бұрын
Calling Scientology a religion, is as daft as referring to another cult as the religion of peace.
@dr_dr
@dr_dr 4 ай бұрын
A cult started by a renowned serial conman to extract money from idiots from what I'm led to believe. Scientology serves as an object lesson as to just how gullible people can be, but also how dangerous gullible people can be.
@elvishards8161
@elvishards8161 4 ай бұрын
​@@Leidolfragreed
@kenh3344
@kenh3344 3 ай бұрын
So scientology nothing to do with rockets then . So how does this religion work. ????😮😮😮
@andrewlundy9189
@andrewlundy9189 4 ай бұрын
At least they are bold enough to have the pyramid of the pyramid scheme on guilted sign outside
@Billywizz1950
@Billywizz1950 3 ай бұрын
Usual overkill for a man with a lethal camera
@colettewoodward1449
@colettewoodward1449 4 ай бұрын
Come join the British police .. customize your own uniform
@hardysdi
@hardysdi 4 ай бұрын
They rush out because it's a company or an organisation .
@sexymuthafunka8240
@sexymuthafunka8240 4 ай бұрын
This is what I've always said about this nonsense. "Someone called so we have to respond" "Well I feel uncomfortable with people wearing hats, so can I get some police attendance please?"
@mcscootie
@mcscootie 4 ай бұрын
No more absurd than any other religion
@moonshotsilver
@moonshotsilver 4 ай бұрын
Can someone be a Scientologist & a Freemason at the same time ?
@jakubs.5966
@jakubs.5966 4 ай бұрын
If you do that, I will follow you! xD
@robwilson8673
@robwilson8673 4 ай бұрын
cannas tell you 🙈 it s a Secret 🤫🤫🤫
@jaunosvaldo9481
@jaunosvaldo9481 4 ай бұрын
11:30 is there any reason why he shouldn’t have his mask up and glasses on ????
@michaelcaffrey1297
@michaelcaffrey1297 4 ай бұрын
With Your ‘meet and greet’ introduction you can guess why the gentleman got his job by appreciating the length of his neck. There’s no reason to open the door too wide if he can wind his neck around the door to communicate 😂
@blobrana8515
@blobrana8515 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, scientologists are a vengeful lot. They are to be watched.
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