I love how Tumblr can say “You are loved. If I could hug you I would. Don’t ever be afraid to ask for help. We’re all rooting for you.” And then you scroll and you see shit like “my blorbo gave me corned beef and now I’m high”

8:32 I discovered that IS indeed a manga!! "Mama Akuma." A powerful demon is often summoned by people to do tasks, which he has no issue doing, be it destroying someone or giving vast power. But one day, he's summoned by a little girl, and the girl wishs for the demon to be her mom. As weird as he thought it was, he upheld his honor and did as the girl asked, and he aims to be the best mother she ever could have.

If I watched 20 binge compilations a day I could do that for an entire week. I don’t know why I would want to, but I could.

One of my favorite coworkers used to love it when I shouted "YOU FOOL!" when something inconvenient happened. I don't like using biting insults or getting mad at people, but no one has been offended by "fool" so far which makes it perfect. Also I mainly insult machines that refuse to cooperate with me. Very satisfying

The late night tumblr post genre of "the funnest part about making OCs is torturing them" Is much larger than i ever expected

15:42 the trap works so well the response has also been written in haiku

In case anyone was wondering. Cranberry farmers use wolf spiders for pest control. When the boggs are flooded, they climb onto the tallest thing. When people go into the boggs to proceed with harvesting the spiders climb on the humans.

2:36 this is me. Not because I have ADHD, but because my eyes don't align horizontally. So when I zone out, my eyes look two different directions because I'm no longer actively holding them in the same position. It's kinda trippy and I thought it was totally normal until I went to the eye doc

Sigh, I have a friend who’s always getting the urge to bite my wrist. Like specifically my wrist, my right wrist. I’ll be playing with their hair or helping them clean their glasses and then I’ll feel them turn their head and I have to jerk away. They’re super apologetic and genuinely embarrassed about it too, and I know they don’t mean to do it. Friends and I have agreed that they’re just a cat trapped in a human body ‘cause they like wearing bell collars, napping in the sun and the whole biting thing

You say writing prompt… But as soon as I see the words “demon” or “monster”… That is now my drawing prompt 😌 (Gonna have fun drawing a badass demon checking this little girls closet for monsters.)

The most evil thing our parents did was convince us adulthood would be more painful than childhood. Just because they’re from a miserable generation doesn’t mean we have to be as well.

The character creation process post is true and also why I’m scared to write characters anymore. Half of them would just be “alright which flavor of trauma and mental illness are we going for today? Undiagnosed ptsd with denial that their childhood was bad because it could always have been worse? Sounds good!”

10:39 Technically, I am a multiples of 5 person. But what I think would make anyone mad is that I also consider something ending in 3 or 8 as acceptable numbers. If 10 is too quiet, and 15 is too loud, 13 is the middle of those that I can hear.

Fun Fact Miradon comes from the Japanese Mirai meaning Future, and the Greek Odon, meaning Tooth. thus Miraidon= Future Tooth, cause it's a dinosaur from the future.

The accuracy with sailor moon colours is on point.

8:48 this is "The Ghost and Molly McGee", the charming tale of a ghost who's in charge of making a whole town miserable accidentally binding himself to a young girl who just moved into the house he's haunting.

Im not angry at Vaatu for yeeting Korra’s past lives. I’m angry at the writers for completely removing what made the avatar series good from LoK

I was literally about to send a snap of 6:08 to my bestie and say "Me with Kaeya" and I literally choked when you flashed up the picture of him

I’ve been reading some webtoons and the comments keep complaining about how the characters need therapy. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THAT’S THE APPEAL

I'll tell you this: lots of doctors are only in it for the money. Artists do love their work tho, furry or not. Never met an artist that wasnt upset about not being able to draw sonic but i've met MANY doctors that didnt even look me in the face and prescribed me whatever.

The i want to live post is actualy true Not every day is easy, but slowly the motivation to take a tiny step forward in the right direction- gets stronger. Im currently in that prosses. I want a nice garden with long wild grass and veggies. I want the peace of taking care of something soft and fragile like plants

i am BAFFLED that it took 140 binges to reach the pukicho furry art post. and you didn't even do the full thing

2:22 whats sad about this isn’t that people wanna die, its that so many people have such miserable lives they don’t realize they’re actually not really living, just slaving away in misery, not knowing it could be so much better

I read the worst first chapter of a book ever the other day. By sentence two they established the story took place in a city called "Newcago." I put it down a few pages later.

10:33 sets of ten unless you have a friend with sensitive hearing then they get control on what level of ten is played (I am all three of these and I like 30 or 40 depending on how loud the song is naturally

That "I want to die." One, I want to believe it, but I'm in so much pain, I can't hardly move.

12:16 had me doing a double take because I don't have a sense of smell and it never occurred to me that both snow and plain water had a smell and now I'm wondering if it's an actual thing and it's messing with my head... O_O

This helped me recover from the emotional roller coaster of The Owl House Finale

7:11 As someone who watches Sailor Moon, this is all too accurate like holy shit

I LOVE random "Can I ask you a question?"s. Like. Am I going to give you an answer? Is it going to be serious? Is your question interesting enough for it to be fun? Is this going to be one of those times where I traumatize you with my brain nuggets? We'll sure find out! 🥳 Go ahead! Ask away

four swords link confirmed magical girl

Im waiting for the day pm sneakily says "it's a b*tch compilation"

17:19 I read that as "sacred bones" which changed the entire vibe of this post 😂

8:40 she accidentally wrote a letter to Satan instead of Santa

5:37 Fool! FOOLS! Samurai fool! HAHAHA, FOOLISH SAM U RAI!

Every timeI read the title I only imagine the opening of Amid Evil. "It came from the age beyond Ages, from Space beyond Vision"

16:49 is so beautiful i return here regularly just to watch it again and again

The croissant has returned!! One of my faves ❤

[Gasp!] Dio is what would happen if Reverse Flash were a vampire instead of a speedster!

10:37, I prefer odd numbers for their uniqueness and diversity. It brings a sense of excitement when someone hastily chooses 7 or 89, with a hint of disapproval on their face, unable to modify their choice. It adds a bit of thrill to the unpredictability of odd numbers.

6:02 it is the legendary fuck(frog duck)

7:58 INCORRECT! I don't know if it's because everyone makes a beeline straight to the strip because the game is so old and everyone knows where to go at this point, but if you actually follow the intended path of progression the game sets you on, which is: Goodsprings -> Primm -> Nipton -> Novac -> Boulder City -> Freeside -> The Strip. You will ACTUALLY first meet Vulpes at Nipton, coming across the destruction the legion caused, leaving only the Lottery Winner Oliver Swanick alive. In THIS meeting, Vulpes is clad in his armor and wolf head, which is a MUCH cooler look than the Racism Salesman. His Strip outfit is just a disguise he wears while surrounded by the NCR, when you NEXT meet him at The Fort, he's wearing the same armor as before, just without the wolf head.

when he said compture mouse was holding the computers hand, i paused and IMMEDIATELY GRABBED IT AND BLUSHED. took me a second. God I am so starved of affection

5:23 Bowser is from that era too so it makes sense he doesn't swear and I adore how he can make the alternatives look cool, kupo. Yes, Juno's redition of Bowser made it ten times better, kupo.

8:12 since the game wants you to go In an arc aouth then north-primm, nipton, novac, possibly boulder, most characters would see vulpes wearing a dog head standing by some other legionnaires in a decimated town where almost everyone in it is crucified or dead. What I'm getting at is, your likely first impression with this guy is in a destroyed town. Imma be honest, I killed him immediately first playthrough. From then on, I got legion assassins on my tail for all eternity. After a point, they turned into free loot and repair for my mk2 reinforced combat Armour. Oh, how the world changes. On that note, if you choose legion first playthrough I don't trust you

The Magical Girl Colour Personality thing works weirdly well for PMMM(Green excluded), and I don't know how to feel about it

That biting thing? Without breaking it? Yeah? yeah, that's styrofoam for me. Happened this morning, wasn't even awake for 20 minutes yet and my brother had to tell me not to... yeah I wanna chomp on a lotta things

Ok lets all agree that we should never not put the tv volume to an even number, multiple of five or sixty-nine. If you don't do this than you are truly insane.

*Opening up a boy with the cold ones* I’m dead. Just like them. 🤣

8:07 I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt, it is a curse. Because the moment they walk away, it will break again

10:33 I had to stop for a second, and then I whispered under my breath "Tumblr no, 5's are just correct"

14:53 *You can tell pretty quickly which one they were PAID to do*

Man 2 minutes in and this one's hitting hard. How dare you give me the exact video I needed when I needed it?

Multiple of 5 can be an even number, so there's no need for war. Just keep the volume at 10,20,30,40 etc.

2:20 i actually saved it here, rewound it, and listen to it when i feel down or super frustrated. ty seymour for this it helps me get through a lot of bad moments

The dial on my keyboard changes the volume in increments of 2 There are no odds, only even forevermore

Don’t forget aunt cass 4:01

I do multiples of ten, which are naturally multiples of five. I also have a volume control on my headphones which I adjust based on what I'm listening to/how loud it is. Microsoft likes to reset the volume to precisely _17%_ randomly when I sign in or restart and I can't predict which restart it will happen on. But we already knew Microsoft was evil. :P

New binge, new dopamine ^^

20:31 I learned the word miscellaneous from the minecraft creative inventory.

It's a Bin-

Something that’s helped me although it’s not very good has been thinking to myself when I have a bad day “today would be such a sad last day to be alive”

The "realizing you don't want to die you just don't want to live the life you're living".... Yeah, I just want to be someone's older brother man I know that's a bit of a weird thing to want (and I'd actually have to have a different life than what I have rn to actually accomplish it) but ya, rn I'm trying to compensate by being a big bro to my current internet friends :'D

Glad to see PM joined the right OCD side

3:36 I love jackdaws The gremlins/mafia goon of the corvine family

7:11 I THOUGHT OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC AND IT FITS THEM SOO WELL!!! Pinkie Pie;Pink:she is very sweet and positive, idk much of her being the commander or leader Rainbow Dash;blue:Rather cool and shows off as being tough(and yes she is close friends with Pinkie) Fluttershy/Apple Jack;Yellow Orange:Both are rather happy and positive, Fluttershy is the oldest out of the Mane Six and Apple Jack is pretty known to be a bit more mature than the rest, AND THEYRE BOTH SEEN AS VERY BEAUTIFUL MARES!! And fricken Twilight Sparkle;Purple(SHE COMES INTO THE MANE FIVE AFTER THEYVE LIVED IN PONY VILE FOR SO LONG THEY BASICALLY KNEW EACH OTHER ALREADY) As for Rarity, I’d say she falls under both the red and Green, she can get very protective of any pony with a fashion sense, and at most times she can be seen as a very reliable friend, always being prepared with new outfits for her friends, in both equestria and the human world.

Okay I need to say this or this is gonna bug me on your Pixar mom bit at 4:09. Technically not made by Pixar, but made by Disney, but Aunt Cass deserves an honorary mention into the Pixar Mom club, which makes it a bit bigger.

Pm that paper airplane one could have been perfectly cited as the bird scene from the Croods. They are s w a r m.

I really needed to here the 7th post. Thank you.

8:54 I sleep with light on only when there are bugs in my room that swarm me when the light is off

Appreciate what PM said at 2:17 but I'm probably older than he is and I still wanna die.

8:07: unless you meet him right at nipton, where he’s just destroyed the entire town in a dumb little fox head hat.

the first post knocked the air out of my lungs

Imagine pulling a who's on first when a fae tries to steal your name and being completely serious without lying at all... would probably only work once tbh Do you think you'd have the power of slaying to pull it off

10:38 Multiples of 5 is WAY to big of a jump. 10 is usually too quiet, but 15 is too loud. Sometimes even going up by 2 is too much of a difference

There’s the zoning out that makes you go cross-eyed and the zoning out that makes your eyes go the opposite of cross-eyed

8:48 actually yes! Akuma no Mama is the closest I know of off the top of my head. It isn't exact but like 95% accurate to the premise is pretty close. It's really cute!

The post on 1:58 is so true. I was a sad kid wanting to die. I'm glad I couldn't do it. Now it's just "I wish I could nap rn" mostly.

20:51 HEY IM PRETTY SURE THATS THE WRITER OF THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

You. How dare you threaten my tear ducts 2 minuets in with your wholesome. How dare sir.

... THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 10! Its both an even number and a multiple of 5, thus satisfying both sides!

7:19 Dogs in Space

ranboo cameo???? (also the whole writing prompts post about the devil forced to serve a little girl? thats literally just the entire plot of Trials of Apollo-)

18:02 - Castiel in s15 e18 of Supernatural

The I want to live thing almost made me cry

You know I can never get up stairs, their always up to something.

I want to eat my veins like spaghetti

20:31 I don't know where I learned miscellaneous from, but I know it's not the Sims, since the only Sims game I've played at all was the version that I bought off my phone carrier's website using like 3/4 of my minutes for that month since I never called or texted *that* much

0:15 ok he didn't get it all wrong. He got the bisexual part down

6:12: Who is this fictional man? 13:33: Who are these himbos?

5:03 my monke spilled the Redbull...

10:39 Compromise: Multiples of 10. It's even, it's a multiple of 5, it's a win-win!

At 19:30 the subtitles are "and gay face" instead of winky face and I think that says something

I had to double take on the magical girl personality colour assignment. My first thought was they really got the colour dynamic of the Power Rangers colour coding wrong and then it dawned on me Power Rangers are just magical girls but way cooler

6:12 ITS HIM THE SAME PERSON IN MY BRAIN

8:45 kind of a more wholesome grim adventurs of billy and mandy

I want a full version of the our house song.

Sana doesn’t look like a Pixar mom, since a lot of them are just animals or ordinary people; she looks like my mom just with more hair and with blue skin.

3:25 id love to hear the Divine comedy read by pm

I’m pretty sure the post about critiquing critics was the moral of ratatouille