If your brain has to be off to enjoy this movie, then you'll be legally dead for two and a half hours.

"Do no take mesa for some conjurer of cheap doo doo!" Jar Jar Abrams

Just finished Mauler's Unbridled Rage. But I want MORE.

"REYYYYYYY!!!!!" - finn all the time

After the sith empire fell, the rule of two was established to train the most powerful sith that will ever live. Centuries of planning, training, manipulations, and study. Master teaching student, student overpowering and killing master. So on and so forth until it all culminated in Darth Sidious. The most powerful Sith who's rise was foretold by a Sith prophecy, a shadow that engulf all light around him. Sidious's power was unrivaled, his knowledge of the force so immense no living Jedi could rival him in that department. His skill in politics and manipulations so great he managed to make himself the hero to the galaxy, taking the galaxy with no force opposing him, killing most of the Jedi and destroying the order. He fulfilled the sith grand plan, establishing the sith empire across the galaxy and destroying the Jedi order in the first time in galactic history. The sith won. The chosen one was believed to bring balance to the force and destroy the Sith. A young boy named Anakin Skywalker with an immense affinity to the force was found. Over time he proved himself powerful and skilled, yet unpredictable. Kind hearted but ruthless to those who threatened his friends and loved ones. Yet he doesn't slip into the dark side. Not fully. But Sidious plants seeds into Anakin, planting doubts and showing Anakin the Jedi council's hypocrisy and corruption, abandoning Ashoka the moment she was thought to be a traitor. How they refuse to help others if the Republic doesn't approve. Soon Anakin starts slipping more and more, after his mother's death. Finally, Sidious ensnares him into his web of lies and manipulations, taking Darth Vader as his newest apprentice. Now Sidious finalized Sith victory. He won. The chosen one is in his pocket, the Jedi are no more, and he rules the galaxy. He did everything right. He got everything he wanted. Yet now, a new threat to his rule arises. Luke Skywalker. A potentially powerful Jedi who could rival Anakin. But Sidious isn't worried. He manipulated Anakin perfectly and has him fully under his control. He manipulated the galaxy, how could he lose? However, Vader found someone to hold onto. He's been falling for years as everyone he could hold onto for support are dead. Now he has a son. A potential ally and a family member. The son he thought died with his wife. So in the end, when Sidious, the greatest Sith lord, was standing victorious once again, he was blinded by his arrogance. He's Darth Sidious, ruler of the galaxy, the most powerful Sith. He destroyed the Jedi and brought the sith grand plan into fruition. And because he thought he was invincible, he didn't expect Anakin to return. He failed to realize he controlled and manipulated Anakin so well because he played into his feelings of love and fear over losing those he loved. He failed to understand that Anakin would not allow another person he cared for to die. So in his moment of victory he fell prey to his arrogance and his misunderstanding of Anakin's character. He failed because he succumbed to his hubris. Anakin fulfilled the prophecy. He overcame his demons and killed the sith. Anakin was the key to victory, peace, and balance. Luke was the hand needed to turn the key. What do the sequels have compared to that.

Congratulations John Boyega you have officially been granted OG status.

This isn't a "So bad it's Good" movie. This is "So bad it's Insulting."

Jump scare at every “do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks”

Not to mention that "Every generation has a legend" is on the back of the Phantom Menace VHS box sitting in my basement

The moment they decided that a Black kidnapped Orphaned Storm Trooper becoming a jedi and freeing his friends while dealing with the turmoil of proving himself to the good guys and fighting his former comrades, was a worse story than Mary Sue Palpatine... this series was dead.

the "all jedi in you" crap is ripped the hell off of all the past avatars in Avatar the Last Airbender. Tell me it isn't.

One thing I just noticed is how "Dark Rey's" dumb folding saber has the same unstable blade as Kylo's lightsaber, which was explained by him using Vader's old broken Kyber crystal, and utilized the cross guard design to vent the unstable energy. (HOW he even acquired that crystal after it was lost with his hand after Luke cut it off, fell down the same shaft the Emperor did, and blew up with the rest of the Death Star is yet another unexplained mystery) So either they deliberately made that vision have an unstable blade to throw fans off for the trailers, or JJ can't even remember his own rules (both blades on the folding saber are unstable, and they can't both be running off the same crystal since they are effectively two separate weapons attached by a hinge) and now thinks that all sith blades crackle like that. These films get worse the longer you look at them.

And the slaughter continues. Poor Godfather.... All he wanted was a good Star Wars movie. Instead he got a machete to the nuts.

The final destruction of star wars is complete

Part of me honestly thinks that certain people behind the sequel trilogy intentionally brought it down. Like some weird occult ritual that they had to snuff out what Star Wars stood for, and that they'll do the same thing to Lord of the Rings and all the rest to bring about a New Age of media, intertwined with the nihilistic views they themselves hold. Maybe.

Wait a minute, in the flashback where Luke is training Leia...why isn't he teaching her the Kendo style he was taught? The style he used against Vader? From what I've seen in clips he can't be much older than he was in ROTJ...so where'd his skill/training go? Why is he swinging that thing around like some kid who got a toy lightsaber for Christmas?

Yeah, I'm so pissed that Disney has slowly ruined one of the my favorite franchises over these last few years. And there's nothing i can do about it...ever. It's there forever.

Anomaly Inc, The nostalgia critic has made a video recently about the prequels, again. And his massage be like: "prequels are a little better than the sequel trilogy". I don't know but that is mindblowing in my opinion to even compare these things, there's nothing to compare. That is outrageous, its unfair.

This has always bothered me Luke's "blue" saber was lost on cloud city how the hell was it found. Also to me Luke's true saber was his green saber from Jedi.

I love your content, but I need to make a friendly request: Have someone handle your audio. The volume fluctuations are awful. Thank you for the content and have a good one.

I’m pretty sure Owen Lars refers to Aunt Baru as his Girlfriend in Attack of the Clones.

Thank you Anomaly Inc you have avenged us the prequels fans and og fans as well

How to ruin a movie plot put the broadcast of Palpatine in a game that almost no Star Wars fan play

Can’t wait for part 4 onwards

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Probably one of the first things Yoda tought the Jedi younglings was "never running with a turned on light saber you should, except when unavoidable it is", which is just a matter of common sense, considering how extremely dangerous weapons light sabers are.

It’s actually Anakin’s Lightsaber tho...

Do not take me as some conjure of cheap tricks, The Rise of Skywalker, it doesn't answer anything.

Hours of modern star wars ive paid to watch in the cinema = 0 since TFA hours of righteous ranting about how bad it is = 1000 *parts of rogue1 were good

And everything because of those wo hated the prequels and attacked george's work...

Good video. I understand the delay in Part 4, but look forward to it none the less! You have made many excellent points!

I'm curious isn't Luke's lightsaber.... Green? The saber he used in the be empires strikes back was originally his father's

Yes. Loving these videos!

You forgot to mention that if Palpatine was alive why he didn't come back to Coruscant and return to rule the Galaxy. And if he had a son or dauther why he or she didn't become the new emperor/empress of the Galaxy? And why he continue to train Anakin if he had a son/dauther force sensitive? This is a HUGE plot hole that doesn't make any sense. And there is another thing Force Ressurection is a power that defiles the natural order of life, that means this power is a hability of the Dark Side of the Force, so that means that Kylo and Rey used a Dark Side Power to bring others to life? You see this movie does not make sense.

Thanks for pointing out her running with the lightsaber, I hadn't noticed. Now I add continuity issues to the list of fuck ups. They really cut every corner imaginable

This a day after Mauler video? Mmmm delicious

Doug Walker has done another video about the Prequels. "We have work to do"

Really enjoying your videos man I subscribed

Slight criticism. Your voice is a bit quiet for most of the vid. The clip inserts are about twice as loud. Enjoying the MASSACRE so far.

I've been looking forward to this

Great video!

Thanks to everyone who watches this video and especially the Creator. You remind me I'm not alone.

Another great video.

Fantastic content. Thanks for your hard work.

ok lets jump to another rise of the skywalker review xd this was a very fine work congrats man

I’m pretty sure that they asked Fisher’s family if they could cgi recreate her as Leia, but they said no, so they decided to use the old footage

The way The Force is handled in the Sequels can be summed up "That's not how The Force works."

"I can't let his mother see him like this...."

Subs are over 35.000 !!! Congrats ;)

Keep them coming

Silly question... Why did Palpatine want Rey to inherit the lordship when he had Kylo? That was a big problem with the plot unless it was culminated that Rey was stronger than Kylo.

My thought as she tries to connect with every Jedi ever livee: Is Rey now so Mary-Sue that she is also the Avatar from last Airbender?

good job keep hitting 'em where it hurts

If Luke and Leia knew Rey was a Palpatain, isnt it odd that both were ok that Rey inserted herself deep into the resistance. Leia behavior is a little odder as she seems to care a lot for Rey. I mean, the princess general can be magnanimous but here a direct relative from the man who was involved on killing of both her parents (Padme Anakin), her brother Luke, and possibly the man she loved (Han) by manipulating her son (KYlo), but, ok, she warmly embraces Rey and teach everything she knows.

17:37 That D&D reference with Leia's lightsaber was hilarious bro 😂

Might I mention how Men in Black 3 basically begun with a funeral for Rip Torns character (forgot his name) not right at the beginning, but he wasn’t even an important character, and the actor was still alive at the time but didn’t return, so I do think it would’ve been wise to do that with Leia whose actor was dead when the movie got made

Nice video, such a shame so many people failed at making good Star Wars movies despite all the time and resources. One thing though about the video itself - listening to it with headphones almost blew my ears out whenever you used the Gandalf clip, i dont know if it was intentionally so loud to make the point stronger, but audio peaks like that are not a pleasant listening experience

Palpatine used Fortnite to broadcast that he was back.

I liked video before i saw it hahahah I knew that it will be good. BTW I love thumbnail of Revenge of the Prequels for Nostalgia Critic hahahahahahahah Genius hahahahah

Han Solo: _Spit roasted into the abyss like a bitch._ Luke Skywalker: _Disappears, sat on his ass._ Leia: _Melds away into a f*cking bed._ Three of the great cinema icons of the 20th century, utterly shat on. Disney? I will never ever forgive you.

Audio levels are too varied in this video, the clips are so much louder than your voice

Nice video/series.

Paul Walker's younger brothers were used as stand ins for his remaining scenes after his death. He wasn't CGI forced into the movie after he died.

Quinlan Vos’s species can sense emotions and stories from items they touch. If one is force sensitive then that ability is stronger. So I think JJ nit picked that from the original lore. Doing it in extreme and bad way to “reasons” - so Rey can have a link to the skywalkers with anskins saber and Vader’s helmet for Kylo. In the original lore that’s not a common ability.

Would you mind fixing the audio for the Gandalf clip you keep using? It’s hella loud while using earphones.

Another question you made me think about... if Anakin, a child, was too old for the Jedi council to... ah forget it.

That ending though 😂

Anomaly, what do you think of HelloGreedo? I'm surprised he hasn't made it to your revenge of the prequels videos

Can't wait for part 4

I really liked the turn to the light for Ben...

Didn’t the “mask” get blown up on The Sun Crusher, I mean Starkiller base?

The series in now longer than 90 minutes and you are still at the beginning. Congratulation you are a true Longman.

Disney was my childhood, now it’s a complete and total mess. I will honor what it was before it’s fall.

The non-plotline plotline of ep9 seems less professional than the storylines I came up with on fly while playing with my (original) Star Wars action figures as a child.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts! Please check audio leveling for future videos, the “congerer of cheap tricks” clip is jarringly louder than the rest of the audio. In general, your voiceover could probably be louder to better match the mix.

DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!

Anyone know what the opening song is called?

Wait! People hate CGI Leia from Rogue One? I always thought it was amazing.

that was probably kylo ren on the training course seeping into her body testing to see if he can control it

That intro was comedy gold

JJ can direct action sequences, but he's completely incapable of originality & an outright plagiarist that has dealt with Star Wars & Star Trek films with utter disdain. Woosh, Boom, Zoom, Flash-Flashy, Nostalgia, Nostalgia, Boom, Woosh, Nostalgia, Flash, Boom, BANG, Woosh!!! - Cut! Print! Make a Billion $$$$$$.

BB8 has a proximity sensor package to protect him, oh fuck whatever. Foreshadowing Rey hurts things or something.

7:20-7:30 had me dying 💀😂😂😂

Events that happened after our first viewing of Rise of Skywalker Me: mm, that was pretty bad My Dad: I guess so My Grandpa: I mean, you can’t really expect that much, It’s just a Star Wars movie. All the fans: that hurt

You might have more material for revenge of the prequel, the nostalgia critic made another video about the prequels.

damn where the hell did you get this footage

Why does everyone wear headphones at the pc? .It's cheaper for speakers. Best use them for gaming

A PART 3, what a beautiful trilogy

These films can be fun If you never seen 1-6 because you don't know the rules

i want to hear part 4

To think because of Rey’s existence Anakin’s legacy of being the chosen one was ripped from him and he was made the fool since if had just stayed on the light side, he could have learned how to heal Padme eventually.

I am enjoying this series. Don't stop.

The chancellor agrees

Ouch.

Please consider doing some audio stabilization. The continued (over)use of the "Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks" clip gets incredibly annoying, because it is 200% louder than anything else in the video. It was like this in the last videos as well, and is a really, really easy and quick thing to fix. Also, it does get a little tiring very fast to see the same two or three clips getting used 30 times in every video every 2 minutes (like the one with KK about the movie not explaining anything). Other than that, enjoying all the content!

FUCK YEAH

I'm pretty sure the dude who bought smee said she was his wife. Doesnt mean she took his name tho.

Even Ross Fallon (michaelmgf) and his friend Tait said on their Outer Regions Podcast that Disney putting Sidious' message in Fortnite to simply bolster the movie is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

Am I wrong thinking that Luke's Lightsaber is supposed to be green?

This Gandalf quote is as loud as fucking Boeing 747 landing .