Nah bro I grew up there, not everyone is a knob jockey, just everyone who moved up from Sydney

Ballina? How did you go in the floods cuz?

I'm a bit further south of you and concur.

@@ruairimurphy9865 Not *everyone* from Sydney, just most.

@@ruairimurphy9865 99% of em are

Wouldn’t call the accent “Exotic” more like “Oh shit, I can’t get out of second gear Nasal squeal”

@@jurassicsparks5220 Mouth breathing causes that.

It’s designed for background noise

Holding back the puke...

Can confirm. I’m from the US and I watched (purely for the Aussie experience) for about ten minutes before shutting it off. Not even your awesomely exotic accent can save that show.

fax

That's depressing... think I'll stay here in Pomme-land.

@@eylonemuskson4177 If I had a choice, I'd be in Byron. At least the weather is good.

They really shove crystals up their asses with NO lube?

the drug capital of australia

Fark your escooter, my electric skateboard is illegal now, use to save me heaps of fuel. Bastards.

There just needs to be rules and training for them. Cyclists are at least supposed to ring their bells when approaching pedestrians from behind, ride slowly on crowded paths, and obey road rules when on the road.

@@rodiusmaximus honestly I hate their bells. I'm disabled but it's not obvious, if I am walking on a dual purpose path I stick to the left , I can walk reasonably well in a straight line even jog because I have prosthetics in my shoe that make up for the missing structures in my foot, but I can't move well or at a normal pace if I have to change direction or even step to the side. I have cyclists come up behind me in pairs dinging their bells for me to move off the path, it's lucky I don't use a walking stick anymore or I would stick it in their spokes.

@@nunbaiter sorry you've had to go through that. And there sure are dickheads of all shapes, sizes and types. I've never thought that cyclists expect people to get off the path completely. For me, when I'm riding (once a month) half the time when I ring my bell, it's simply to let you know I'm coming so you don't get a shock when I go past. Even that doesn't work half the time because people are plugged into their headphones. Or sometimes people with prams or dogs will be hogging the path. The 2 times I've been hit by a car was when I was riding on the path. Nowhere is safe.

No one can argue with straight facts!

You win!

excellent call

Oh, what steamy pile of 💩 that radio station is now! Our family didn't have a tv for the first 12 years of my life & Triple J was our thing. We used to love staying up & listening to the J files. Back in the good old Sandman & Flacco days. Now, as a mid 30s, white, Aussie male... I have to hear about how much of a sh*t c*nt I am, by self righteous twats, who have never met me. F**k that radio station

Bro let's do it. Blokes vs baes. I can envision much confusion, slow blinking, and a lot of what karnt?

eeew! would be every response

Technically Isaacs a KZfaq influencer… Netflix should hit him up for season 2… that would be EVERYTHING and more… he might need to get those thin lips seen to though lol

I'm not the smartest person, but the people on these shows make me feel like a genius. MAFS is another one.

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Only way is Essex, it was mind numbing from the few excerpts I saw. I’m from Essex so that show hurt lol

Off topic but the rusty spoon comment reminded me of salad fingers.

Only way is Essex and made in Chelsea both come to mind

Geordie shore. 🤢

😂agreed.

Gentrification sucks, especially when good people who have lived in those areas all thier lives get pushed out for these W ⚓ S

@@insertnamehere5809 our kids that were born and went to school there have to leave because there is nowhere to rent. Rich people bought everything and now you need millions to buy.

@LambChop Byron has always been fucked , Surf is shit , Now the bastards have wrecked Lennox Head. Sad .

In South Australia you can only rent them and only in Adelaide city, as well as snobby North Adelaide as well. Buy your own and the cops will take it, because somehow rentals are safer or some crazy cooperate shill shit.

@@Right-Is-Right exactly, the only thing the gov cares about is making money. They can't have you zipping coveniently from A to B without some sort of duty paid. That's what pisses me off about our UK ebike laws. I can cycle past the lycra clad nobbers at 30+mph in my jeans and t shirt but I'm only legally allowed to do 15mph electrically assisted... load of bollocks mate.

I work in North Adelaide (don't live there but agree it's a snobby place for the most part. Those scooters are everywhere and always right in the way. Though someone thought it would be funny to fill all the car spaces in a private car park with scooters and because I ride a motorcycle and have my own little space for free, I actually agree that it was pretty funny.

@@Dang_Lin-Wang Even the e-scooter companies operating in Adealaide are overseas ones, the money does not even stay here. The good news is we have a nice river that gets to recieve some of them when they are left close enough.

@@conroygreyfin7011 I wonder how many they are going to find the next time the Torrens gets drained, might have to wait a few decades for that though.

Oops!

Well someone has to use the bike path...

@@NoGoodNoob Oh don't get me wrong cops are corrupt and they suck. It was real bad luck hey.

So did the cops get charged for riding on the road when there was a perfectly good bike path? Because they should have.

Don't know Christian? can't see him being arrested for explaining to a pair of lycra clad gerbil smugglers what a bike path is for. And if he did end up paying a small fine, it would seem a small price to pay to instantly become a National Treasure for ever more! I just thank God he's out there!

One thing most American states have right is that you can ride E-scooters on slow roads. JB-Hi-Fi have an awesome electric Segway Ninebot Go Kart which of course we cannot ride anywhere apart from our own private land!

@we unite Go away spammer.

Went for a drive there last week and it’s so funny to see people give smug looks at me while I’m driving in a car that wasn’t payed for with mummies and daddy’s money like a lot of the people there think they are to good for people lol I even saw a bunch on “influencers” taking photos near a flood zone to make it look like they care lol what a fucking joke

Then add operating an unregistered vehicle, operating an uninsured vehicle, followed by confiscating the scooter, then waving to the bike riding waker on the footpath because apparently that is OK according to the government and their changes to road laws. In south Australia scooters are only allowed in Adelaide city and it is illegal to own your own, so there are heaps of the rentals just left on the footpath in random locations, sometimes literally heaps.

@@Right-Is-Right commonwealth governments are fucking atrocious

Correct. All these people have done is replace God with something else.

A belief in religion does not make anyone a better person in any way. A person is either good or bad, moral or immoral. Belief in nonsense does not somehow change that.

@@VestigialHead you are correct. A murderer might believe in God, and also believe he is Satan's favourite tool. And yes it is possible to be a good person without believing in Heaven or Hell or sin. But atheists generally still hold the law of the land to be true, and jail or other legal penalties for illegal activities do work to a degree as a deterrent. The problem with your position is that morals (as you call them) can be relative, and you can pick and choose which ones you adhere to, because you have no higher power to report to. So, a 'good person' can still engage in illegal or immoral acts, because they have differing standards on what they believe is immoral. And at the same time, that can also be true for religious people (they just need to say sorry and promise not to do it again).

@@rodiusmaximus That is also the issue of anyone who is religious. They pick and choose which morals they adhere to all the time. I have met a lot of religious people in my life and not one of them is sticking to the morals of the ten commandments. Let alone the much more comprehensive set of morality humans have created since then. The morals of the Bible are outdated and incomplete at best. Only three of the ten commandments have anything to do with morality. Yes it is disugusting that some religious people think they just have to pray on their immorality and say sorry to no one (except maybe themselves) and their sins are forgiven. Much better to actually understand why morality exists and do it for the sake of others and the benefit of all. Rather than only doing it because you fear retribution from some made up magic creature.

@@VestigialHead interesting... so which 3 of the 10 are actual morality? And what do you think morality means? I'm guessing your 3 are theft, murder and adultery. Which would mean that lying, perjury, and other derivations such as gaslighting, forgery, and cheating are totally not immoral. Coveting your neighbours' wife or possessions is in there too. But of course, that's totally fine as well. Nevermind that the first step to adultery (which I'm still assuming is your 3/10) and theft would be coveting. So assuming you're totally ok with lying, cheating, and pre-meditation of theft and adultery, that's just a perfect example of how morals differ between people. And your previous statement about 'good people' is only relative to any person's personal belief about what is 'good.'

Australian reality shows are terrible. There's so much manipulation going on behind the scenes you might as well not call them reality shows.

F C tattoo for a f'ing C

Fuckin' right?! Can't check out a market for minerals, without getting an earful of that metaphysical crap from some patchouli soaked hipster

Crystals can really help dealing with everyday problems, like hippies, crystal healers etc. You can get a big sharp one a chuck it at them

I honestly like crystals. I like looking at them, collecting them. Hell, I sometimes like to think it has an 'energy' to them, just for artistic inspiration and freedom for my artworks. But I don't know about you. But I'm not into the daily healing thing either. A little crystal isn't going to help me with my daily problems. But maybe that's just me, who knows?

@@Tenshii_Artii yeah I feel exactly the same, I collect them because they’re pretty and a fun thing to play around with but I feel like people are able to get in touch with their spirituality through a physical object they might believe has ‘powers’. I don’t think the actual rocks themselves have any magic powers but they are pretty cool

Crystals are perfect for personal healing, you get a nice big one, fashion yourself a handle, sharpen the crystal to an edge and then stab the first slack jawed knuckle dragging hippie that tries talking to you about "aUrAs" your day will suddenly become much better..... their day might become slightly worse, but who really cares?

Japan must be the dumbest country on the planet with all their silly game shows then.

Semiconductors?

@@williamfied9500 Yes, the silicon is a crystalline lattice, and with a bit of work you can make transistors out of it. For a more 'accurate' depiction - the quartz oscillator that runs most micro-controllers and clocks is a "true crystal", opposed to being a "doped semiconductor"... But yes, "the magic" is there - such a shame people would shove things in places they shouldn't be through belief and social 'norm'; where they could actually learn amazing skills by focusing their efforts on making some amplifiers or whatnot!

I should not be laughing at this comment... Bahahaha... 😂 I'm a terrible human being and so are you for making me laugh.

Mowing the same patch of lawn for 7 hours is a life changing experience.

Ya spelt wankers wrong 🤷‍♂️😂

@@28russ ah you got me ya C@+T😂

Not what I ever wanted to hear! I hope you are alright now ❤️

@Amber Hunt I am thank you.

Love it 😂😂😂

Really?

Oh I’d love to know who it was.Maybe the dude who was in the corporate world & ditched that & now plays the fake fire healer crap😂😂😂

Full of USELESS plebs!

sounds like St Kilda

@@thomassmart4088 THAT too! LOL!

It just didn’t vibe with me 🤣😂

4:30 got me 😂😂😂

Milk through my noise

Are you related to Ben Dover?

I can teach a bloody class on how to fucking swear like a wharfy. Or a class on how to drink a cunt load of Rum. Does that shit count?

Haha!!!

@@VestigialHead I am a qualified lesbian

@@ijustdidahugeshit Ahh an authorised Doughnut Bumper with a PHD in Lickalotapuss. How do I sign up for your collegiate level cunnilingus course?

I live nearby and i decided to check it out and i literally drove right through. Weird ass vibes

LMAO

Haha yes it will fuck up your life in a big way. A crystal ball and chain if you will.

Yeah I lived in ballia for 6years and I remember the locals telling me Byron was good 10years ago.

@@dellucid9610 my parents would talk about it being so nice there before I was born but said it got a lot worse in the last 10

Can agree with that. When we first started visiting Byron it still had that unique, down low, gentle vibe (although the cops would tell you diferent every Saturday night) but even in just the dozen years since, you can see it is taken over by . . . what Isaac said.

I am very proud of you because I am a qualified lesbian