Thanks for checking out my video! Are you gonna watch this abomination when it releases?

they had the audacity to make him a twink AND make his heterosexual crush an entire plotpoint

I’m disappointed that they made him chase a girl, who tf are they kidding 🤡🤡🤡

"Are you made of WOOD?!" "Yeah... is that a cat and a fox behind you?" Gotta love how he doesn't even look that different from the others. I wouldn't have know he was made of wood if they didn't point it out

Part of me wonders if Pauly Shore was intentionally trying to sound as flamboyantly bland as possible just to see what he could get away with. Because no one would have given a shit about this movie without it.

The most unrealistic part of this movie isn’t the shitty animation or plot, but the fact that Pinocchio is straight

This got animated like it’s supposed to drop 20 years ago 😭😭

I love how Pinocchio went from being completely silent and straight faced to the fruitiest 14 year old boy they could get in the recording booth

I’m starting to appreciate the animation of the Barbie movies a lot more

“dad i’m straight” 🤥

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S HIS ACTUAL VOICE ACTOR I'M FUCKING DEAD 💀

Is no one gonna talk about how he doesn’t even look like he’s made out of wood?

My theory is that Pauly Shore wasn’t instructed to voice his lines like this. He probably knew that the production company would be unlikely to find another English-speaking celebrity willing to be in the film so he started messing around to see what he could get away with, and they were either too scared to call his bluff or just didn’t give a crap.

From what I’m getting from the trailer is 1. They aren’t going to engage in Pinocchio’s main flaw. His nose. Whenever Pinocchio lies. His nose grows bigger. But you never see that in the trailer. 2. It’s just going to be another boring love story gimmick

When he said "Father when can I leave to be on my oooowwn💅" that just killed me 💀

4:38 "She is the most beautiful thing, the world has to OfFa"

Pauly Shore: **Wakes up** “What a beautiful day in 2022! What could possibly go wrong?” **Checks his computer and sees a trailer for a movie he casted in 10 years ago** Pauly Shore: “Oh God.. I didn’t think it would actually get released.”

They made pinnocho a twink and idk if that makes me want to watch it more or not

Pinocchio doesn't even look like he's made of wood in this movie. He already looks like a real boy unless you look really closely at his nose. The only way you could gleam that he's made of wood is from the sound effects

His most iconic line: “Father when can I live to be on my ooooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnn😩😩😩😩 I’ve got the whole ✨WORLDUSSYYY✨”

Even my never-finished 3D animation assignemt looks better than this trailer. HAVE MERCY OF US AND NEVER PLAY THIS THING IN A THEATRE!

the fact that they'll give Pinocchio a love interest to me is just... worse than the voice acting

Ok the "she is the most beautiful thing the world has to offer" killed me. He just sounds so dead inside plus his voice acting sounds like a high schooler in a rehearsal for a play. Also he just says that in such a stereotypical gay accent which killed me.

2:13 should not have made me laugh as hard as it did. Also what kind of FRUIT tree was he made from

"I'm made of wood" - "yeah, whatever" - "also, I'm straight" - "SAY WHAT NOW"

If he sees a shirtless guy and lies about being interested two woods would grow

The worst part about this trailer is that they say "not Leonardo or else he'll be a turtle that only cares about pizza" LIKE THAT'S MICHAELANGELO YOU HACKS

The Emoji Movie: “Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

Pinocchio throughout the whole trailer (and probably the whole movie): 😩💅

I'm just waiting for Pinocchio to walk up onto the roof shouting "I did not hit her! I did naht!"

The worst part is that it names itself as "a true story" when it looks like one of the loosest adaptations of the book ever. Like, except for the basic premise of a living puppet and the malicious fox and the cat, there isn't absolutely anything similar.

He sounds so ✨fruity and gay✨ 🏳️‍🌈✨😩💅

“It was either him or Chris Pratt” I’m dying 😂😂

the sheer emotion in the voice acting just makes me laughing my ass off. Its the writers, its always the writers that take the blame. [edit] It's even worse, the original movie was made in *Russia* and in *This Year* . And this is supposed to be an english dub over it...

Once Pinocchio goes out in the real world, he's gonna try every different type of wood. 😍✨

3:51 Because in the Disney movie, there was a cat & a fox. There’s literally a Italian song about them that was in Luca called Il Gato e la Volpe

I can't believe this movie is coming out this year and wasn't direct to dvd 10 years ago, like I swear my parents rented this for me and my siblings on redbox at some point

The voice would be fine, but the story cannot involve him being in love with a girl if they have that voice *Ahem* we all know why

I couldn't stop laughing, looks like a 2000s direct to DVD movie

Right now I'm glad to know that the movies I see are already dubbed into Spanish. The scare of Pinocchio's voice will haunt me all my life, that's for sure. Why, man... Why did they put that voice for a character like Pinocchio? I am embarrassed to hear it. And it's not the fault of the boy who dubbed the character, it's the fault of those who told him "oh yes, that's perfect"

man this is the funniest video i’ve seen in a while 😭😭 surprised you don’t have more subs!

This really does feel like a film that would have come out 20 years ago. In fact, the animation, character design, and writing is almost 1:1 with that Happily N'Ever After movie that released in 2006.

The voice acting is horrendous, the lip-sync is horrendous, the animation is horrendous, the jokes are horrendous, whatever the hell that plot is is horrendous. This movie scares me.

How did I not find this channel earlier, holy shit Absolute gold👌🏽, subscribing immediately

(4:03) That was better humor than whatever the hell that Teenage Ninja Turtles reference was.

They missed one crucial thing in the trailer, THE NOSE WHERES THE NOSE

I have a theory that they did the voice acting like that on purpose because they knew exactly how much of a quick cash grab this movie was. There is no other explanation.

4:32 OR CHRIS PRATT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'M DEAD!! 💀

Jokes aside, I really do recommend checking out the first Pinocchio you have shown the poster of! It’s an Italian take on the original story of Pinocchio that came out in 2019, and it was genuinely well made (I was positively surprised considering Italy produced bad comedy movies 90% of the time)

As soon as I heard the first joke I wanted to quit- also when I heard the voice acting for Pinocchio, I thought it sounded worse than the voice acting for randy in the new big Nate series

Father, when can I leave to be on my ✨OoOoooooOOOOOwn?✨ 😩😩😩 This video made me laugh so much thank you for making my day. I HAVE to watch this monstrosity.

5:26 you literally paused at the perfect time when Tibble knocked his head on that branch 💀

The scariest part is he fell in love with a WOMAN

They actually recently turned off the comments of the trailer💀

Something that terrifies me is the implication that the horse will get killed. They called Pinocchio the "wooden Romeo" at one point. The horse is called Tybalt. Go figure.

just randomly saw you on my recommended, and now u got another subscriber my guy

LOVE the Napoleon Dynamite poster in the back ♥

The circus dude has two furries with him and he thinks a kid made of wood is more interesting?

When he said “Father when can I leave to be on my own,” he sounded like the guy from the webtoon ads who would always say ,” I wAnt hOt cHocY.”

i love your napoleon dynamite poster lol-

The editing and emephesis on "sorry BOBBY" just kills me 😂 (5:51)

Just when I thought the horror versions was a bad idea, this one is just comedy to me.

“Pinocchio, in the wood challenge, you showed us your *bark* is worse than your bite, it appears you aren’t quite a *material* girl, sashay away”

This is completely unrelated but you have a BEAUTIFUL smile 😭

Honestly, your sarcastic reactions were funnier than what was meant to be the actual jokes in the actual trailer

This movie was made so we could get more excited about Del Torro’s take on Pinocchio. That’s the best explanation.

As bad as Pauly Shore's line delivery is in this trailer, there's a high probability that they picked the best line reads, so it'll probably be worse in the actual movie

Good video. Btw I'm taken by your impeccable eyebrows 😉

Dude: "Are you made of wood?" Pinocchio: "Yes, and before you ask, yes!"

I like how he's gay but he isn't gay.

Can we talk about the “Leonardo” joke on the very beginning? Has to be one of the dumbest I’ve ever heard

“And u gotta take me off this medicationnn” lmaoo

Omfg I thought it was a parody when I heard Pinocchio's first line lol. The animation too, just perfect

Well, if Pauly Shore's career wasn't completely dead, it is now.

Is it just me or it looks like it should've came out like back in early 2000s. 3D cartoon movies doesn't look like this anymore.

gays: we don't like being stereotyped. also them: omg he looks gay, and sounds gay. he's definitely gay! 😍

that puppet is the funniest thing i have seen in a while

I think we should bully lionsgate to make it better like with sonic 😂😂

The fairy is red. Why?? She's supposed to be either blue or turquoise. How did they mess that up??

the yassification of pinnochihoe 😜💅🏼

i’d be surprised if they dare to put this on the big screen

this trailer is such a wreck

The thing is if this was an American production and not a Russian one Lionsgate would give this a wide release and have James Corden voice the cat.

"I'm made of high-quality material" MATERIAL GWORLL

I find it funny that two pinocchio movies are coming out this year, The really bad liongates one and the stop motion one that looks AMAZING-

This whole film looks like one of those bizarre cheaply animated movies you would see on previews back in the late 2000s/early 2010s on DVD's. And it should've stayed there

The narrator going "YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW" made me laugh my ass off cuz it's almost like he's saying "Oh, YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW what kind of trailer you were walking into? Guess you donnn'ttt 💅"

watching this high was def an experience that is now in my top 3

For a split second I thought this was Del Toro's...my heart literally sank.

why did they call this "a true story" 💀💀

The bad voice acting just makes it so funny. I am genuinely excited for it to come out lmao

The only justification for that tmnt joke would be if the Leonardo Da Vinci of their world is a talking turtle that likes pizza, who Geppetto knows personally and is not fond of, and Rafael, Michelangelo, and Donatello are also all turtles as a reference to tmnt.

"I'm made of high quality material-" Material Gworl 💅✨

This unlocked a childhood memory. One time, when I was in, like, elementary school, I watched a live-action Pinocchio movie, and it wasn’t the family-friendly Disney story. I don’t remember exactly what the story was, but it was something like this: Pinocchio was about to become a real boy, but then he got turned into a donkey as a punishment for lying too much, made friends with another donkey, was put to work at a circus, reunited with his donkey friend who had been put to work at a mill and was dying due to being overworked, helped his dying friend with the mill, but then he died anyways, but, as a reward for being good, Pinocchio was no longer a donkey, and then he lied too much again, got eaten by a whale, and died. The end.

The voice acting is so dead pan yet somehow it still gives the illusion of effort

When he said Material my brain and the entire comment section knew.... Pauli Shor was ready to turn Pinocchio a meme

I thought it was the Guillermo Del Toro version & was excited for it, but then was so confused first time I watched the trailer 🤣

Pinocchio will finally found a use for his nose!!

After I saw this trailer on the Lionsgate channel a few days ago, I joined a comment thread in the comments section regarding the Ninja Turtles reference, replying with how bad animated movies use pop culture references, which are not jokes, to get a cheap chuckle out of people who do get the reference. I found out this morning that the comments section for the trailer on the Lionsgate channel has been disabled. I wonder why...

2:35 “A general store worker from runescape” 😂😂