We're the vassals now... & Ban those damn human players | 2360

We're the vassals now... & Ban those damn human players | 2360 | Short HFY Sci-Fi Story

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{TimeStamps}
00:00 Intro
00:08 We're the vassals now... by drifty241
07:24 Ban those damn human players by Real_Nectarine_7986
#ScienceFiction #Storytime #scifi
Music Tracks From KZfaq Audio Library:
William Tell Overture (by Rossini) - Rossini
Spirit of Fire - Jesse Gallagher
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@Norbrookc 3 ай бұрын

Story 2: Challenge accepted. Way to turn a fun tournament into a bloody search for revenge.

@njennett8005 3 ай бұрын

Hey, guys, let's have a fun, nice game this round. ""Get good noobs"". Well, time to commit war crimes boys.

@ianbelletti6241 3 ай бұрын

Never taunt the players who are half assing it for fun. They are likely to steamroll you to prove a point.

@mikkelnpetersen 3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a series of "galaxtic war games"

@LordMekenshi 3 ай бұрын

Diplomatic Corps to the human team: "Okay, this is our first time on the galactic stage, and we don't want to ruffle any feathers. Take it easy on them. We don't want to embarrass our new friends at their own games so don't place too high." "Git gud" "Team, anyone remember what that suit told us? No? Me either."

@trinalgalaxy5943 3 ай бұрын

imagine how much time the devs would have to take to fully code a "set piece" that wasnt expected to be used at all and then one team realizes that a WW1 artillery piece was not only a very detailed model, but a fully operational one at that!

@ssu7653 3 ай бұрын

considering we have reached space and found new races, it likely was just finding amodel and adding it to the game (happens to be a VERY detailed model)

@oinodin 2 күн бұрын

yeah developer probably bought asset from unreal store and didn't know

@MZeora 3 ай бұрын

Story 1: Not only did they rouse the sleeping giant, they gave it enough time to wake up, have it's coffee, stretch it's muscles, and form a plan of attack that is both ancient and used in a novel modern way. in other words - you done fucked up by poking at us and gave us a goal of "real bad dudes, that way." Story 2: Human Dream Team of Players verses Xenos... Oh I bet it was a miscommunication problem until we all decided to start using English.

@doctorbright1065 3 ай бұрын

The second story was the VR HFY equivalent of big bro leaning forward in his chair.

@christopherg2347 3 ай бұрын

- "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." "You are the one hitting me." "Au contraire Vegeta. You brought this onto yourself." - DBZ Abrdiged, Freeza and Vegeta. - "Get good." "Okay"

@jeanannd 3 ай бұрын

Telling humans they will be enslaved and basically to surrender upon first contact - them's fighting words. Let the liberation begin.....DONE! Story 2: Well some species seem to be poor sports when they loose a game.

@patriograysmark6328 3 ай бұрын

Story 2, y'lus' teams race reclassified as being sodium chloride based.

@donaldscholand4617 3 ай бұрын

Congratulations on reading off that list of names without snickering!😂

@Kualinar 3 ай бұрын

I wonder how many takes where required...

@taitano12 2 ай бұрын

Meh. He's as old as I am. They're still fun, but they lose their hilarity with age. Those are the kind of usernames we've been using since the 1970s. Still funny, but we can hold a straight face when reading them if we need to. I remember a username I put into an arcade game back in the 80s that I called "Flatulus Maximus". It was one of the milder usernames listed. One of the three above my score was "tiddytiddybangbang". I knew who "MuffMuncher-3000" was, and I don't think he knew what that meant. I didn't know until Highschool. The maximum number of characters on the machine was something like 20 or 25; pretty advanced for its time. It wasn't Galaga, but it was something along those lines.

@Shadow.Dragon 3 ай бұрын

Great stories; Excellent narration! If you threaten war with Humanity, never give them time to "Power Up"! GG, Team Shepherd, GG!

@InternetGravedigger 3 ай бұрын

First story, I figured early that it would have the 'sleeping giant' bit. Second one, I half expected one of the names to be 'Let_me_solo_them' but as it is they didn't realize the human players were sandbagging them...

@Allantitan 3 ай бұрын

Ii was not surprised though that someone used the name Leroy Jenkins though 😂

@darwinskeeper421 3 ай бұрын

For the Squirrel, may his farm be prosperous and his harvests ever bountiful.

@Donolohe 3 ай бұрын

Story 2: with that many players, they were probably just busy setting up the order in which everyone's mothers would be done over teamspeak for first couple of rounds.

@GregKillilea 3 ай бұрын

Please never stop doing these. In your absence I had to listen to other HFY Sci-Fi stories, especially the AI driven drool machines, and it was painful. Glad to see you are back to you.

@robertalexander5892 3 ай бұрын

Story 1: Never wake up a sleeping giant, piss him off, and then give him time to prepare. Story 2: Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash.

@Razalonjrt1 3 ай бұрын

Story 1 Japan was the other lot to awaken the sleeping giant seems no one watches history NEVER waken a sleeping giant, Story 2 lol a WW1 trench field oh boy what fun for the humans who know all about how to use trenches. Glad you doing well again and keep up the stories.

@kevincaruthers5412 3 ай бұрын

Sleeping giants wake up cranky and stay that way until they finish their 2nd cup of whoop-ass

@AlienZ3r0 3 ай бұрын

Woot Hope your feeling all better :) take all the time you need the scurry of Squirrels will still be here.

@noneofyourbuisness1679 3 ай бұрын

The aliens in the second story made the ultimate mistake: they gave humans incentive. And there is no incentive like revenge

@leightondoswell453 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant work. It's so much fun listening to this.

@McKavian 3 ай бұрын

It was nice talking to you earlier, Aggro.

@BalthusDirein 3 ай бұрын

For da Skwerl and his growing nest

@kurtismiller9544 3 ай бұрын

For DA SKWERL and his Nest! May his health and voice continue to improve !

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ай бұрын

GGWP. Better luck next time, yeah?

@dalemorgan8263 3 ай бұрын

"Git gud" _Of course, why didn't I think of that?! (Full FU Mode engaged)_

@seandees3028 3 ай бұрын

So glad you're recovering so well, I've missed your readings!

@mikkelnpetersen 3 ай бұрын

Human team: "Git gud scurb"

@noahkleugh9323 3 ай бұрын

Nice to see you back in action.

@deussalt4479 3 ай бұрын

For the Agro-rythm!

@KatrinaLeFaye 3 ай бұрын

I so love your readings.

@patrickkennedy9042 3 ай бұрын

OMG Welcome back! Ive missed your vids, Im happy to see you recovering well.

@Allantitan 3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the username LEROY JENKIIIINS and I was not disappointed 😂

@johns.6966 3 ай бұрын

Wooooooo! Love this man

@Alex.H.B.1970something 3 ай бұрын

Bravo Sir Encore!

@glassramen 3 ай бұрын

I love a warthunder reference.

@chronus4421 3 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@jeffhall4228 3 ай бұрын

Bravo, all hail the algorithm. Magnificent Sir. Next stop 150K.

@victortahlor4038 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@user-vm3os4wl1d 2 ай бұрын

story 2 reminded me of a soviet womble video, womble played against his friend in cs, his friend had maneged to call some cs pros, and with the sentence, getting good now, startet wrecking wobles team.

@leonievanheerden7090 3 ай бұрын

For the best Squirrel ever... live long and prosper 💐⭐👽🛸🚀💖

@Kualinar 3 ай бұрын

Story 1. The Zeptite : Stand down and become our vassal or we'll destroy your civilization. Humans : Play the UNO reverse card. Story 2. During the first rounds, we where learning the mechanics and environment. During that time, you had the advantage. But, once we figured out the place, we used it to our advantage. Our history taught us a lot about that terrain.

@BluestoneGargoyle 3 ай бұрын

Here for the fun.

@allenmorgan1007 3 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@GauntletKI 3 ай бұрын

Why do I keep hearing "hey... Hey.... Hey" like a loud sound is playing from the next apartment over. It is detracting.

@tbuccelli 3 ай бұрын

Great readings - glad you are back

@Maddog3060 Ай бұрын

Story 1: Humans: "You are already dead." Xenos: "Nani?!" Story 2: Sore losers are always sad sacks.

@RealArcalian 3 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! for the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Don't make a threat you can't back up. You weren't ready, and then you gave us TIME to prepare. Idiots. Story 2: I guess you could say we had....a Massive Effect!

@JRMshadow260a 3 ай бұрын

HAHAHA I LOVE IT...

@MidnightSmoke 3 ай бұрын

Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve

@senormooples2354 3 ай бұрын

Damn you look great

@td6647 2 ай бұрын

Sometimes all it takes is one smartass statement to bump adrenaline over the top. Just like pouring hot Pepsi into an even hotter glass!😮 Is that right? Well, time to teach you how we get 'er done!🎉

@rupertmiller9690 3 ай бұрын

Story one, HA! Humanity is nothing more than extreme ideologies hitting each other on the head over and over again. Unity and agreement are our weakest trait.

@orrismckay7269 3 ай бұрын

I just today .. at this moment ur doing ur daily live stream story telling again .. l will have to go , find ur 1st story since coming back ... :) p/s watched a couple of ur wife's video ... woozerrss. Clearly u won her over with ur story telling :D

@Spark_Chaser 3 ай бұрын

"Get Good? How about Get Got, Mutha****er!" Team Shepard.

@SeventhPack 3 ай бұрын

Greetings and salutations

@artyd42 3 ай бұрын

I still only hear it in the voice of the man who has chicken.

@johnnyrotten3175 3 ай бұрын

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

@thomasmandell3002 3 ай бұрын

Those player names😂😂😂😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Demortra 3 ай бұрын

I sense the stellaris influences in the first chapter.

@bloodcult5262 3 ай бұрын

Greeting my aggressive rodent friend. Hope you are well

@mattbrown5511 3 ай бұрын

Onward to 200K Metal-Gents. Onward.

@eyllyssaunders5345 2 ай бұрын

I like the idea that aliens have video games their m st not as good as humans seen that idea in a few hfy stories

@odger3700 3 ай бұрын

Those usernames 🤣😂🤣

@demonlordotrt754 3 ай бұрын

Some one can yell me witch Gundam anime the opening cinematics is from? I only reconize its is from Gundam

@foxstar9086 3 ай бұрын

Story 1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sambathelionking 2 ай бұрын

Did they make a ww1 map to commemorate the first humam team? Or did they make a game based on human battlefields before the humans joined the galactic community?

@kayakMike1000 3 ай бұрын

Mendle Gent?

@dsloop3907 3 ай бұрын

Zeptite..... something for diareahea?

@genericuser984 3 ай бұрын

cool

@SilverMKI 3 ай бұрын

Story 1; weren't they already at war 1 month after the original message?

@mbos14 Ай бұрын

story 2 reminds me of a sovietwomble bulshittery.

@Shinobubu 3 ай бұрын

Story 2 : Git Gud

@theuglybiker 3 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm! On the way to 200K!!

@merlinwizard1000 3 ай бұрын

3rd, 9 April 2024

@schillieyoung4307 3 ай бұрын

They probably patched the set decorations from another game

@Cl0ckcl0ck 3 ай бұрын

Germany? Germany hasn't had slavery since Roman times. Some other countries however...... :')

@kyleheins 3 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it's a reference to tyrrany excused by "national security". Which was a common excuse in the 1930's. Also a well known one to this day, in the specific context of ww2 Germany.

@Cl0ckcl0ck 3 ай бұрын

@@kyleheins It also was a common excuse long before the 30's and is still used widely today. The 30's Germany wasn't special in any regard relating to that. Especially because in most of the 30's they weren't even fully autonomous as the Rhineland was demilitarized till 1936.

@kyleheins 3 ай бұрын

@Cl0ckcl0ck the reference seems to be related to Germany justifying the more notorious of its invasions such as the takeover of czekoslovakia and Austria, and the invasion of Poland with statements claiming the need to fortify borders, obtain buffer zones, and unify people of mutual cultural interest, with the goal of improving the security of those states, especially Germany itself. Essentially, this is extremely well known internationally, sonit's an easy literary reference. Those of us who know history intimately are exceedingly aware of how often this type of justification is used for all kinds of breaches of sovereignty and even oppression of one's own populace, but the majority of people only remember a couple major instances, chiefly the WW2 German ones.

@Cl0ckcl0ck 3 ай бұрын

@@kyleheins It's known as pretty much as a meme. Austria wanted the Anschluss, Sudetenland in Czechoslovakia was pretty much German. And Poland was hardly innocent with their bellicose behavior around Danzig (now Gdansk). The Nazis were pretty horrible but around that time saints compared with the USSR. France and the UK played a pretty nasty game too. 80 years after WW2 ended it's silly how many people still see it so black and white. I'm Dutch btw, we suffered more from the Nazis than most Western allies.

@kyleheins 3 ай бұрын

@Cl0ckcl0ck No one was innocent in the events of the first half of the 20th century, however some were A: less secretive about their heinous acts and B: openly hostile to most outsiders. This lead to first the Central powers, and later the Axis being far more notorious than others, despite the atrocities of their opponents.

@shadowwatcher5042 3 ай бұрын

Second story reminds me of something that happened to me a few weeks ago. Me and my team were playing Party Animals. We got trashed talked by a player on the other side who won by a single point. Next game match, my team was just laughing about it all the while not a single team member of died. Only realized after the post match that the other team had the same player in it from the previous game. Little bugger wanted us to get good so we destroyed him so much we didnt even know he was there.

@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 3 ай бұрын

Pamog

@wrenchpony9735 3 ай бұрын

First story sounds a little too much like the Iraq/Afghanistan shitsmear. Didn't work out exactly as intended.

@merlinathrawes746 3 ай бұрын

And Admiral Birux, I suggest you read some human history and see how our "client" states were treated after defeat in war and realize that they do get their independence back... after they've grown up a bit and learn how to play and share with others. NEVER tease a human team about not being able to win a combat simulation, especially one based on one of our own wars.