What's a SECRET your parents can NEVER know?

What's a SECRET your parents can NEVER know? - Reddit Podcast

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@AmItheJerk 10 ай бұрын

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@ambasing_omaygot 4 ай бұрын

AI ambatukam cover when

@daganisoraan 10 ай бұрын

First story: So sad that the parents don't tell their own kids how much they themselves as teens bent the rules on the so called purity

@AGolfHitter 10 ай бұрын

The first story is how so many teen pregnancies happen. The best thing a parent can do is encourage them to do it safely and put their daughters on the pill.

@BlitzTheFoxi 10 ай бұрын

it must be so hard as a parent and not be too strict or too gentle. parents are too strict and then the kids do awful things like the first ones, or the parents are too easy and the kids just ignore them and are spoiled. appreciate your parents!

@AGolfHitter 10 ай бұрын

That wasn't awful, it was normal. Awful was the dad watching.

@yoshihiroitabashi 10 ай бұрын

Pretty sure the broken bed is in the speech for the wedding. 😂😂😂😂

@siroglethorpe311 10 ай бұрын

6:12 fuuuuuuck my cat had the same thing and we put him down in may. He didn’t get to the point where he couldn’t move but he lost about 10 pounds before we did it

@sandernson10 10 ай бұрын

For the story about the bathroom I want to give all pot heads some useful advice; light up an incense stick as you smoke the incense has a stronger smell than the green stuff. Bonus if have some of the longer lasting scents like sandal wood or Black cherry

@JustAnotherPerson3 10 ай бұрын

There's something that I'm never gonna tell my mom... I have very few memories of my childhood. One of them is me playfully and happily, crawling around mom. I remember the tv being on, the rough fabric of the couch cover, the wallpaper on the walls... I remember it all, every detail... I remember my step dad calling out to mom and smile weirdly. I strictly remember that it wasn't scary, it was weird, and me having a feeling that, that's not meant to be understood by me, but also that I didn't care. Stepdad: -"Are we going to do it later?" - Wink. Mom: -"Ok". Stepdad: -"How about the butt?" Mom: A bit tensely, as if she wanted to end this conversation. -"Ok". Little advice for parents: 5 year olds might not understand, but they can remember. xD

@DaCrochetGirl 5 ай бұрын

lol😂😂😂

@yemu8045 10 ай бұрын

First story was one of the best stories I've heard/read

@chrisdavidson9214 10 ай бұрын

Pyromaniac story. Main take away, burn down forests to bust drug dealers. Mr. Beast, I’ve got some questions.

@mad-dog_gamer 3 ай бұрын

What time is with my grandmother at a gas station and asked her if I could have this gum, she said whatever and I gave a nod to the cashier. When she saw me walking to the car with it she made me go back into the store chastising me for stealing and I thought she had bought it for me. So she spends the entire time driving back to her house bawling me out for stealing. With me rolling my eyes telling her in my head, if you had just paid attention this wouldn't have happened.

@screamoneo 10 ай бұрын

the thing my parents will never know is: hidden around my room are enough *ahem* adult items to be considered illegal in our state

@Obad87 10 ай бұрын

Dude burned in his bathroom burned down the bathroom to cover the smell when all he had to do was burn a bag of popcorn in the microwave. That smell covers everything. It's what my sister did once when she smoked in the bathroom lol.

@SynthwaveKiller 10 ай бұрын

How does that mask the smell?

@Obad87 10 ай бұрын

@@SynthwaveKiller because burning popcorn absolutely wreaks. Way worse than weed or cigarettes. Makes the whole house smell terrible.

@SynthwaveKiller 10 ай бұрын

@@Obad87 Does it stop the smell in the bathroom?

@Obad87 10 ай бұрын

@@SynthwaveKiller did you even read the comment? My sister did it when she smoked in the bathroom. I mean I guess it depends a bit on the lay out of the house but you can just carefully carry the burnt bag throughout the house if need be. Definitely emergency only situation. Be sus if you do it all the time lol

@SynthwaveKiller 10 ай бұрын

@@Obad87 I read the comment. I just didn't understand how the popcorn burned in the kitchen would somehow mask the smell in the bathroom. Two different rooms.

@itsmilan4069 10 ай бұрын

Title for carpet story should be "OMG! IT'S EVERYWHERE!"

@elpisgalaxy8934 10 ай бұрын

Im 22 and have a imaginary friend but i dont say anything to my dad because he thinks people with something like that belong in a mental facility🤐

@AAlgeria 10 ай бұрын

scitzophrenia ≠ mental facility as far as ik

@BlitzTheFoxi 10 ай бұрын

i wish people would understand that their lives would be so much better if they let themselves get found out lol if you get in trouble you hopefully will stop doing that thing.

@Juzokinnie 10 ай бұрын

All fine and dandy until the parents put their kids into more dangerous situations as a punishment.

@vineheart01 3 ай бұрын

As a young teen I was extremely dense and lazy. my parents left for a week for some church event and left me at hope to care for the two parakeets we had and noriss school. Think I was 14. I completely spaced out caring for them because I normally didn't so they both died. They were fairly old so my parents either assumed they died naturally or knew and never said anything. As a much less stupid adult I think back on this and hate myself for it. Poor birds... For the record, my parents are not good pet owners and are very quick to put an animal down for trivial things. For this reason I don't feel I need to admit to it, I doubt they even cared.

@mman2052 10 ай бұрын

For the second story it's not a term it's a sentence "Destroy my COMPUTER!

@DaftnPunk 10 ай бұрын

I lost my virginity the night of my open house and had to sneak my “boyfriend” out of the house at 6 a.m. through my window.

@Kyushu_915 10 ай бұрын

one time i accidentally stole a Doritos from a win dixie and then returned it 🤣

@colossalslayer3616 10 ай бұрын

When I heard the carpet story all I could think was "if I had a blacklight this whole place would look like a jackson polok painting"

@Cytrexss 10 ай бұрын

Rest of the story: It wasn’t until a few months later at my Youth’s Purity Ball (yes we sign pledges and wore rings to signify our abstinence for god and marriage.) Then my dad delivered this humiliating speech, he told the congregation he was proud of the strong lady I had become, that regardless of having a boyfriend I stood up to teen peer pressure and hormones and that he witnessed me deflect an attempt at a moral behavior while watching movies with my boyfriend one night. Apparently the blinds had been opened and my bed faced them from in the house. He happens to be walking in from the garage and caught a peek at me, removing my boyfriend’s hand from under my shirt. I was mortified. The secret he must never know, the night i had my first climax, he thought I deflected my boyfriend from touching me under there when in reality I was actually redirecting him a much further south. Summary: super religious girl makes out with boyfriend without parents knowing, turns out dad saw a peek from the garage and thought she was trying to stop it.

@LegendStormcrow 5 ай бұрын

I like the term Halo Maker.

@RedrumZombies 10 ай бұрын

11:54 Story 17: Holy F@@@. TBH the babysitter's deserved the abuse, when they do that.

@wargamesmaster 10 ай бұрын

I will never tell my parents that I was the reason why we had to get a new car 11 years ago.

@MrErik052005 9 ай бұрын

I don’t know if this is a good story. But I’ll never tell my parents about it. I was a freshman/sophomore in high school. I used take the school bus before I drove myself. One day I was late to the bus stop. I saw the school bus driving away. I ran trying to get the driver to stop. No luck. Immediately after, a truck pulls up and a guy and his friend said they saw what happened. The driver offered to take me to school. I looked at his friend. His friend looked very uncomfortable. I assumed bc he couldn’t believe his friend was offering a minor to get in his car. I knew my grandma would take me if I asked. So I told them that. The driver said it wouldn’t been a problem for him to take me to school. I thanked him again and said it was okay but my grandma would take me. I thought nothing of it but how nice the driver was to offer. Anyways, later at school I was telling some friends about it. One girl got quiet and said he could have abducted you. Other people agreed. I’d like to think that wouldn’t have happened. But it got me a little scared. I’ll never tell my parents about it bc I don’t want them to worry I could have been kidnapped. I’m 36 now.

@redberriedceltictree 5 ай бұрын

I stole a peach once

@LeroxYT 10 ай бұрын

Story 19..? Ye i had Similar ... Problems

@dallas802 10 ай бұрын

16:53 I don’t know how you can live with your self blaming the crack house. Yes i get you wanted to play with fire I enjoy that too but you can’t just blame the crack house