ALL OF r/BONEAPPLETEA

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7 ай бұрын

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Almost an hour of the top posts from r/Boneappletea Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / @itsboobin
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien ► / @damienlee
Damien | Don't a soon things: 00;00;00;00
Robin | Linguine try on haul: 00:09:52:18
Damien | Skin milk with that: 00:23:04:25
Jack | Soup of side: 00:34:34:07
Jack | Taste tea dinner: 00:49:09:13

Пікірлер: 574

@tetheredscales 7 ай бұрын

as a crushed asian, i can confirm that doctors highly advice people to not eat us.

@TransfemMuffin 7 ай бұрын

as a non-crushed non-asian, i hope people stop crushing you guys, :( it sounds very painful.

@SC3NEWH0ReXD 7 ай бұрын

@@TransfemMuffinyeah I’ll stop crushing asians

@gillipop1 7 ай бұрын

as someone who hasn't watched the video yet, im terrified

@angrybirdscricket 7 ай бұрын

what happenned who crushed you

@anomalousanimates 7 ай бұрын

as a non-crushed non-asian, why do people crush y'all

@ashbell2003 7 ай бұрын

I got jumpscared so hard when Robin starts narating, i'm not even mad about it. I'm laughing even, idk why but it made my day better, thanks man

@matthewwilde5222 7 ай бұрын

same

@TheToog 6 ай бұрын

same

@Cape34770 5 ай бұрын

Same

@kitty_paws.b 2 ай бұрын

keep the “same” chain gonig fellas

@piks2396 Ай бұрын

@@kitty_paws.b same

@rivergamingandmore1577 3 ай бұрын

20:03 Robin just struggling with gastroenterologist and just quickly shouting “Tummy doctor!” Is by far the funniest thing I’ve seen this week

@LeReubzRic 3 ай бұрын

Gas Chroh Enter Oller Gist

@aztro_naut 7 ай бұрын

The urethra image at 21:42 is SO incredibly funny

@Xfrtrex 4 ай бұрын

the what

@lechoni 2 ай бұрын

🤨

@Yin_Yang_Gaming1590 Ай бұрын

I made a comment about this before I saw yours lol

@grayqueen814 7 ай бұрын

When you said "dog fetus" I let out a sound that sounds like a sneeze so my overprotective russian mom thinks I have lung cancer now. Thanks I guess.

@Cape34770 5 ай бұрын

@AverageConsumer-uj8sm 4 ай бұрын

11:25 what's the real one i thought it was standing ovulation

@Mari-Schimmer 2 ай бұрын

@@AverageConsumer-uj8smStanding ovation

@xz_axsh 7 ай бұрын

i keep thinking it’s r/bonapetit

@palmossi 7 ай бұрын

@Meandnotyou968lmao

@DuckiBoiHasPizza 7 ай бұрын

@Meandnotyou968i love rick a slay

@ReaISepiroth 7 ай бұрын

bone apple teeth

@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd 7 ай бұрын

@@ReaISepiroththat’s what ssstalkerwolf says

@Boy_kisser3000 7 ай бұрын

R/woosh

@emilysmith2965 4 ай бұрын

57:52 kit AND kaboodle. Basically the whole nine yards, the whole enchilada, etc.

@emilysmith2965 4 ай бұрын

1:01:04 they’re trying to say “cuisine.”

@rivergamingandmore1577 3 ай бұрын

Genuinely did not know that version of the phrase, so thanks for that

@egilsteilsson7034 7 ай бұрын

The fact that he had three tries to read “osteoporosis” correctly and he did not

@sezmaIoin 7 ай бұрын

i just watched an hour and six minutes of boneappletea and i must say that was shocking.

@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 7 ай бұрын

Bs, it just came out

@hisroyt 7 ай бұрын

r/quityourbullshit

@dvmas 7 ай бұрын

r/quityourbullshit

@markynouf126 7 ай бұрын

R/kys (keep yourself safe"

@YOYLEPAIGE 7 ай бұрын

airy pfp

@JaredsGhost 7 ай бұрын

I think every time they say something like "polish cousin" they mean cuisine.

@catmendez6924 7 ай бұрын

the “OH THATS ON PURPOSE” was so relatable 😂

@unicornyoutube7587 7 ай бұрын

This subreddit reminds me of a video I watched where somebody's grandma forgot the word for caterpillars and called them pedophiles instead

@chigau2533 4 ай бұрын

Those words don't even remotely similar? How?

@mazingdaddid 7 ай бұрын

Kit and caboodle: the entire thing, all that is included. A New England slang term referencing a kit (backpack) and kaboodle (bundles) someone might carry on a long trip.

@b.kyungea5337 7 ай бұрын

Eating crushed Asians sounds extremely morbid

@Cassxowary 4 ай бұрын

just wait until you hear about shellac or nonhuman animal products

@doe9000 7 ай бұрын

i hate it when people say that ADHD doesnt exist when it has a hundred years of research behind it

@sebastiansnyder8500 7 ай бұрын

It's also the most researched mental condition.

@Noobzlikeu 7 ай бұрын

That kind of statement is the result of not only not researching the topic, but also lacking the ability to read and comprehend the research material anyway.

@doe9000 7 ай бұрын

@@Noobzlikeu huh?

@Noobzlikeu 7 ай бұрын

@@doe9000 My comment was simply adding on to what you said.

@ThornsXD 7 ай бұрын

pov my mum when i tell her ive been struggling with (insert symptoms of adhd)

@sammieegoldwand 6 ай бұрын

"This Pickle in Me" Sounds like an adult film parody of Despicable Me

@ChaosballOfficial 3 ай бұрын

Lol yeah

@Thirty_Five Ай бұрын

"The Minions have finally gotten over their obsession with bananas. They've now become hyper-fixated on homosexual relations with their employer involving various forms of preserved vegetables... and kept their love of organized gang crime as well."

@archer4424 7 ай бұрын

To be fair, for the longest time I ALSO thought it was "hard not-life", because they weren't truly living. Is that correct? No. But I think it makes sense

@wyzolol 6 ай бұрын

havent watched the entire video yet and this comment scares me bc I THOUGHT THAT TOO assuming you're talking about the disney song

@keriannekerr1876 3 ай бұрын

That does make sense in context so I want to add it to my vocabulary however I think the Orphan Annie song is Hard Knock life. As in life knocks you down but you get back up like the newer phrase: School of Hard Knocks

@FrobiWan 7 ай бұрын

"Home of phobic." Where all the phobias live.

@alexiswagner5388 7 ай бұрын

"kit and caboodle. everything available; usually preceded by `the' "

@Jackgalaga 7 ай бұрын

did i just watch an hour and six minutes of boneappletea? no, the video just came out

@DHMISDuckGuy 6 ай бұрын

With low volume, listening to Damien is so much funnier because of the silent pauses

@immagical7036 7 ай бұрын

As someone who has ADHD (and suffers daily because of it) I get really upset when people refuse to believe it exists, probably unreasonably so lol

@afueltanker3014 Ай бұрын

can relate ngl

@sadmac356 Ай бұрын

Same

@MawdyDev 7 ай бұрын

15:17 this one came up while I was eating raw cookie dough straight from the tube, using a plastic spoon

@MawdyDev 7 ай бұрын

16:34 I am actually shaking rn. Too much cookie dough?

@mitza1416 7 ай бұрын

it's hard to just listen at these without watching, most sound right and it's hard to pick up on what's actually wrong

@MawdyDev 7 ай бұрын

26:19 Actually, automated captions are labelled as automatic. The English-en setting means they were manually set.

@thePhoenixQueen 7 ай бұрын

I swear, this is the only subreddit that makes me laugh so hard I start crying🤣🤣🤣

@Mavthepunk 6 ай бұрын

thanks so much for making videos. they genuinely brighten my day.

@TheTakecarer 7 ай бұрын

fave channel back at it, found in first minute cuz its so good

@grayqueen814 7 ай бұрын

Well, better a personal circumcision than a public one. They do them in front of a giant crowd sometimes.

@Shade_Dragon 6 ай бұрын

going into cardigan arrest, sweater god!

@emselurniak 7 ай бұрын

I really don't understand how people can think that foreign languages are made up of random english words. Why why WHY?

@DASEmase 7 ай бұрын

My eggs eye and tea was really crushing me this morning thanks for the upload

@vitaaviandhono2506 7 ай бұрын

I have been bingewatching your videos since last week and have subscribed. I cannot express how much I'm laughing when I'm blazing at one of your videos 🖤 keep up the amazing work Emkay!

@gameslab2500 6 ай бұрын

*gazing lol

@SeverelyUndercaffeinated 6 ай бұрын

I don't think its healthy to be blazing, maybe put the fire out?

@vitaaviandhono2506 6 ай бұрын

@@gameslab2500 no I'm pretty sure I meant blaze 😂

@gameslab2500 6 ай бұрын

@vitaaviandhono2506 no. Just no. You see, blazing is when something is either extremely hot (physically not attractivly) or on fire. This does not make sense in this context.

@vitaaviandhono2506 6 ай бұрын

@gameslab2500 omg, relax 😂 it's just a slang my friends and I use when we "blaze up". If you know you know, if you don't, there's no need to explain what blazing is. You don't like watching people have fun, do you...

@Dom117Lystro 7 ай бұрын

Why do so many people not know certain French sayings when they are so confident in saying it?

@lauragregory9436 7 ай бұрын

My favourite one of these I have ever seen is escape goat ( scapegoat ). I think about it so often that it lives rent free in my brain.

@pirobot668beta 7 ай бұрын

I always though that 'Euthanasia' was a hip name for a speed-metal band...from Tokyo. I'll see myself out.

@bonelessChillies 7 ай бұрын

"The least knobby dot"😭💀

@ThatCatOtherpawMidnight Ай бұрын

10:36 HIS LAUGH OMFG 😭😭

@WulfricPendragon 27 күн бұрын

I'm not usually a tea kettle laugher but I had the exact same wheeze after reading that sentence.

@valenciageode25 7 ай бұрын

This subreddit is like the game Mad Gab, where you have to guess what a phrase is supposed to be based on other words on a card. Ex. Theif Lower Duckies = The Florida Keys

@michaelaashlee1123 7 ай бұрын

2:28 thank you for this laugh I needed it.

@Jade-fs9kh 7 ай бұрын

Sewer slide is because facebook can ban you for using the real word

@andrealangendoen1144 7 ай бұрын

24:36 CARMEN IS AT YOUR HOUSE

@misscuttlefish 7 ай бұрын

I'm so hoppy for this! 😄

@wolfoxMineblox 7 ай бұрын

waitt this is hilarious, i need more 😂😂😂😂

@almonpista 7 ай бұрын

I was doing inventory in my old upholstery shop counting literal brass tacks when I realized that it wasn't Getting Down to Brass Tax.

@lwaysDrawing 6 ай бұрын

2:37 the monotone "meow" is *everything* lmao

@phrimphrao54 Ай бұрын

11:30

@digifreak90 7 ай бұрын

2:20 No, clearly they just left out a couple commas and meant "I, Sweater God, ..." as in, they are clearly the god of sweaters.

@angrybirdscricket 7 ай бұрын

The one at 21:32 was funny to me on a personal level because my name's Arthur and my family's phones keep autocorrecting it to "Arthritis" when they try to text me

@snootboop_on_discord 6 ай бұрын

an hour of Jack narrating? Yes

@Sleepdeprivedkitty 7 ай бұрын

I'm playing Dealt of room with this in the background. This really good for background sound.

@Hoshino_Arumono 3 ай бұрын

10:32 I genuinely thought this was Damien because not once have I ever heard anyone else wheeze like this before

@ryanp9458 7 ай бұрын

When my mom had to get bodywork done on her car, she told me she needed her “rocket panels” replaced 😂

@luisostasuc8135 7 ай бұрын

Lol I would love to star in "the pickle in me 3" xD And I sometimes change words in things like this on purpose, because I have intrusive thoughts that are like, perfect segments of songs that I don't want to hear but my brain hates me so puts it on repeat for me

@04killer07 Ай бұрын

10:37 is probably the hardest I’ve heard robin laugh

@itsjustvincey7309 7 ай бұрын

Damien is back, that's so awesome!!!

@noinfo1018 7 ай бұрын

Missed an opportunity to call this video “olive r/bonappletea

@kevinlloydfield 3 ай бұрын

[1:56] When I was younger, I used to think the song went: “Hello darkness smile friend” and then I grew up and realized its: “Hello darkness my old friend”

@TeleviseGuy 7 ай бұрын

"eggs eye & tea" is perfect.

@RealNightmareSans 7 ай бұрын

I liked the Egoraptor reference at 0:37

@Balderix 4 ай бұрын

4:21 that’s a phrase people used to not get comments taken down for mature topics

@sai_ai__8446 7 ай бұрын

It took me embarassingly long to real eyes that bone apple tea is a pun.

@wilting.leaves 7 ай бұрын

lol me two

@PlushiePoogle 5 ай бұрын

Eggs, eye & tea is my favorite 😂

@darijoy2010 7 ай бұрын

9:53 SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME

@KrakenIsland64 4 ай бұрын

42:23 when I was young, I had a birthday party where my cousin took me aside and secretly told me the present his parents got me was a life saver. When I saw the box I totally and completely expected the worlds biggest tray of minty fresh candies. I was gravely disappointed.

@yourfavoritetransgender 5 ай бұрын

47:08 Tell-tale lmfao

@afueltanker3014 Ай бұрын

this is the best viddy yogh i have ever watched

@mapleseraph 7 ай бұрын

I use speech to text on my phone and it comes up with a lot of similar whoopsies that I have to fix, so I do think a lot of these have a tech component.

@MAK0T0_ISN0TCR3ATIV3 6 ай бұрын

1:03:02 guys I think they meant cooseen?? because cuisine isn't a hard word to spell idk how they messed cooseen up

@Cape34770 5 ай бұрын

THIS SUB IS SO GOOD I NEED MORE

@silentgamer4556 7 ай бұрын

10:39 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@garancoristar 5 ай бұрын

Robin: I learned about standoffish from a series of unfortunate events. Bro same.

@MiiGameplaysHD Ай бұрын

Good reminder to say happy pry month!

@itsnicole11 7 ай бұрын

the different cheering from 54:19 made me laugh

@jaxonplayz4403 6 ай бұрын

I love this vig tea fro!

@Grey_Warden_Invasion 2 ай бұрын

33:48 Yeah, exactly that. Send pie.

@samuelantoniotavares-tinoc9035 7 ай бұрын

27:28 Feliz navidad, feliz navidad, feliz navidad, prospero año y felicidad :D

@JodanTheHero 7 ай бұрын

25:07 If you loved Bate Oven, you should hear Mozzarella.

@whale_spy 7 ай бұрын

I know it does not matter but damn I just sold something in steam for the first time.

@user-xz6qc5ej2r 5 ай бұрын

ive heard of a meteor shower, but youve never heard of a shower meatier than this!

@hang5797 5 ай бұрын

THAT LIL JON SCREAM IS SO ACCURATE?

@BlakeplaysFortnite 3 ай бұрын

I love the I hope that refers to a food not a family member

@Zooiest 7 ай бұрын

Ok but at least "a blessing in the skies" makes sense because of all the heaven stuff

@SPARTAN_Cayde-26 15 күн бұрын

1:46 The WHAT??😂😂

@hellistheunderworld Ай бұрын

4:15 that is actually a common replacement instead of saying suicide because moderation hates when people say that

@NenaNoodles 2 ай бұрын

0:07 as someone with ADHD, i can confirm, it exists

@RandomPerson_Original 7 ай бұрын

Bro the last guy at 7:53 got bars

@bark_yt9472 7 ай бұрын

this subreddit feels like a soundalikes

@The-ms2ub 7 ай бұрын

15:48 I mean it’s a heavily used phrase so it’s not too shocking that there would be somewhat common misspellings

@EskaytheSquirrel 3 ай бұрын

For people struggling to spell "Assume". The only reason I can spell it correctly every time is because assuming makes an ass out of you and me. If you don't get it: assume -> ass u me -> ass you me -> ass out of you and me