@@charlotta7121 You're right my friend. I'd like to point out that it also depends on what stage the cancer is in, and if they catch it sooner. Cause the cancer can start anywhere (except the heart of course) and spread, which can make it difficult to maintain. Also, it depends where the tumor is located. Sometimes removing a tumor can prove to be a high risk, causing severe disability or even death. I guess that's where chemotherapy comes in, but as if I know anything. Also, sorry to hear about that.

Moon Xradel I feel like it doesn’t really matter how “serious” because cancer can turn so quickly. It can seem like it’s just stage one or two and it’s going to be an “easy” recovery (it’s always hard to go through treatment but easy in terms of the fact that it’s not going to be difficult to get rid of) and then all of the sudden it turns. Or the treatment backfires and caused proliferation (when u cut a tumors cells it causes them to mass replicate which is why you have to remove so much tissue around the tumor as well) or sometime the radiation even causes it to get worse. You just never fucking know. It’s always terrifying because you just never know. So I don’t agree with char acting as if it can sometimes be no big deal and something not to be sympathetic or worried for.

Ziggy Blu Waters Ziggy Blu Waters they never said it was no big deal or that people shouldn’t be sympathetic. I think they meant more sometimes things can work out and there is hope and we shouldn’t only talk about Jacob’s situation as if it’s entirely a tragedy and as if it’s guaranteed everything will turn out awful. obviously there is no clear bright side to cancer but it’s not for us to assume that everything is doom and gloom for Jacob.

I liked it as soon as I saw you name. 💜💜

M R it was pretty easy to insinuate that from his brief statement though. But I see what you both mean now, I apologize

Not my preferred brand but he's cool.

Just the intro itself had me chuckling

Weak comedians always resort to offensive jokes, Kurtis is just superior

Ellen is so funny

i love it❤️

wait that’s not what he said

Whattttt???? I thought it was tea party tooo 😂😂😂

Dude I was so sureee😂😂😂

Dude same 😂

I know. I don’t know why I could see Mayor Kurtis having a tea party before he was playing a game of golf

What a savage

*kurtis sfx noise* OOH

Honestly he’s iconic. And when Harry styles played the same game on Ellen and she asked “what’s a lie you recently told?” He replied with “I wanted to be on this show” and just hit the button💀

man i live for jake, and ^ the other reply about harry lmao but everyone who goes on the show doesnt seem to enjoy it unless its a person who knows they're gonna get money out of it

Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Pattinson, and John Krasinski are my top 3 strange male actors that I experience aesthetic attraction to

as someone whose mom also died of cancer, this is so fking funny, dude. Tell your gf I said hey and I'm using this.

dude i use jokes for coping with my depression and shit and it does NOT go over well most of the time

This did so wholesome yet sad at the same time

I joke about my mom being dead and people get SO uncomfortable 💀💀 I'm like dude its jokes this makes me feel better

Amazinggggg. There's no correct way to cope or grieve.

I’m number 200

There's 25 😳 must be all the celebrities who said Ellen is nothing but nice

And all the Karen's

@@PeachysMom good for you

lmao

Tries to force her to drink alcohol to prove her claims, which makes it a thousand times worse

G S yes!!! i was gonna bring that up, it was SO messed up on so many levels that ellen pressured her into it

she did what now?!?! I never watched the show but I cannot believe that she would do something like that

@@elodieelvira7913 she gave her a glass of wine and pressured her to drink it all and she didn't want to. Ellen kept bullying her like a 6th grader saying "haha see your pregnant, she's pregnant guys". It was super awkward and Mariah was super disappointed in Ellen saying "why are you doing this Ellen". She miscarried right after the episode aired and I believe that was the last time she spoke to her

Also Ellen very much insisted on Mariah having to raise her kids in traditional gender roles, discrediting Mariah for wanting to be more gender neutral... which was kinda cringy too. The lesser offence here tho.

The only reason it wasn't too obvious is because the audience is laughing so when you're watching you don't feel like it's wrong but when you think about it's really clear how she's not really being funny, just mean

@C C yep, but she laughs at the end of the sentence so it's all fine :p

I had to stop watching years ago because I couldn't take watching the pranks, I don't think it's funny to scare people, and especially in front of an entire audience. You have to be mean to be ok with potentially triggering something serious

Exactlyy. Every single clip I've ever seen of her show has always been her embarrassing someone. Like that Selena Gomez "like a little brother" one about Justin and jump scaring celebrities for no reason lol

I never really watched ellen so all i know is that she went from 'that nice lesbian' to 'that not nice lesbian.' but hey, if you want a cool gay talk show host, check out Graham Norton. The brits got it right with him.

Why have i never heard of that lmao they’re not “straight” they’re just so commercialised that they lose all their care for the community because they mostly care about their show. But i dont think you can compare ru and ellen in any way other than that

@@anotheroli That's...the joke

@@chupawup4517 it isn't straight to care about your show tho lmao

Dude rupauls show with the little kid was so offensive. The way he talked about how the addict mom is a piece of crap and its okay for him to kidnap her child and lie about it. Fucking disgusting

@@ambereyedbabygirl you mean aj and the queen? haven't watched it and never will, i couldn't take their (ru and the other drag queens starring) acting seriously and it's probably really bad too

i think you spelled “terrifically amazing” wrong

The lack of editing makes it so so funny because I can tell exactly what would have been edited in a KZfaq video. I can hear all the sound effects and zooms and deep fry. The jokes are still so funny but it’s like... dry humor without the editing which is gold.

@@melorsomething1006 my god I thought I was the only one. I can hear the bruh sound effect and his head being really big and round. It's so funny how we already know his editing patterns and it's amazing

I think you meant “absolutely hilarious” 😳

hello, fellow text pfp

Honestly

Kurtis is bae

The scenario at 23:03 had me in actual tears

Iori-kun sameee

so true

Facts I've seen this face only on him 😂

Moistcr1tikal was not afraid to call her ellen degenerate

@@ayzhank5381 do you mean ableist

ayzhan k how’s it ableist? A degenerate just means someone who’s immoral

BAHAHAHA

Nah, I like the implication that kurtis has the power to make any random person’s day better, and all he has to do is say dude or man. Especially if he just doesn’t know it lmao

What should I name my channel yea he can make anyone’s day better just in general and I see you are a fan of UNUS ANNUS you are a man of culture

Pretty nerd105 😌🖤🤍

What should I name my channel 🖤🤍

this is totally irrelevant but sHuNgiTe

Fr the epitome of white privilege are ignoring someone’s immoral actions because they’re “kinda funny”

YES!!! It makes me so angry! Sofia is clearly so intelligent, talented and nice and has so much to talk about. But on Ellen show somehow they only talk about her pronunciation and stuff. Like ????

lani ;0 I’ve noticed even on America’s got talent they make fun of house she says things, she handles it so well but you can kinda see she is annoyed with it.

i saw that and it wasn't fun to see, yes sofia has a really clear accent but that's something she can't change and imo it's pretty

yes! same with on AGT one time sofia asked "do we have a medic?" and heidi went "what?" and howie said "i think she asked about a medic" like she wasnt right there and shes my favorite by far because shes the most calm and level headed and very sweet individual and her accent isnt even that thick like c'mon guys

I agree. My parents are Colombian but I was born here in Canada and I never wanted my mom to speak around my friends because they would make fun of her Spanish accent and say that they "can't understand anything that she says" and it was really hurtful :( even if it's said as a joke it still hurts people

YEAH LIKE??? shes gonna create a sterotype about us

Ikr I was just thinking about it!

I think that's her demographic unfortunately, middled aged moms.

Yeah and now king princess is an asshole too apparently 😔

Anna M I’ve heard there are rumours going around about her. What did she do?

i’m sorry about what you been through, and people are manipulative assholes sometimes. honestly the world would be a better place without sick fucks like her.

I knew all those prizes she gave was for a reason. She was just winning people over 💀 I hope you are doing well 💖

same 💀

Ellen is what middle aged straight women think is funny, and 90% of them are the people retail employees dread

bAbY bUnTiNg bObO

sorry.. iTs tHe kAHuNa

Phoebe Kelsey bro why do I feel like he's already did that

me i was like ayo that sounds fun tbh

wait i actually didn’t realize that’s what he meant

wait that's what he meant?

Same lol

I'LL GO GET THE TEAPOT,INFUSER,KETTLE,5 DIFFERENT TYPES OF LOOSELEAF TEAS,AND CRUMPETS!!!!!

wait did she do something??

ari_b e a n s 69 no hahaha cristine (simplynailogical) is a wonderful person it’s just hilarious to me that kurtis of all people is making a joke referencing them 😂 I love it when the community overlaps and interacts like that

36 peapole "think what i think " yeyyyy

Imagine: Ellen degeneress crawling in your ear. You tell her to stop but she’s in there

jin’s phat bussy I swear I posted a comment. In response to yours. Whatever let me redo. Imagine: you go on a date with ellen. You order a filay minion. Then Ellen violently pushes you against the wall. You reach to grab her d but it’s not there “Ellen where’s your d” you ask. Then she says “I’m a old lesbian did you think my saggy bussy was a bulge”

She does not crawl in your ear, but she crawls into your eye.

Babyturtleshoe LMAOOO

Scarlett Latham I give the people what they want

Jacob is so pure dude. When he laughs he literally makes the XD face and it’s so great

send Sheriff Jenna to take them down

The dislike is gone! Probably just an accident

i think someone missed the like button since it went back down to 0 lmao

@@basil116 they were scared of the police force of Kurtistown

it has to be

i think they were laughing because ellen gave her a birthday present and it was way past october 4th (judging by the set decorations)

Her costume one year was a Nicki Minaj nip slip. She's such a bully and somehow it's considered comedy.

Dev Pat just looked it up...wtf why??

@@mw7845 I'll be damned if I know. I really feel sorry for Nicki in this situation tbh.

That was good one i actually laugh.

@@Adonisbloodyamore no

Who the hell is Jacob? I'm 28 and dont have time for youtuber drama. Also cant know of everyone.

I thought it was a joke because 1: I don't follow Jacob on social media so I haven't heard about it 2: it sounds so unreal that I thought he shaved his head and was making jokes. But I did of course realize after like 2 minutes like "oh shit this isn't a joke I'm an idiot". The guy he showed is actually stupid if he didn't realize, he needs to put the peices together

@@Batmantherealbatman I can understand why you'd think it was a joke for like a minute or two. I'm more just talking about those people that are super immature and watch a ton of prank channels or follow people who would make those kinds of 'edgy' jokes. I feel like that mentality is more what I was annoyed about. But I hear you.

@@Jennifer_Devote I mean Kurtis kind of explained who he was in this podcast but ok lol. I'm just saying that if you saw someone that looked like they had cancer, it's weird to have your first reaction be "oh is he joking about having cancer? if so that's messed up" and not "oh shit maybe he has cancer". Secondly, it's not youtuber drama... it's a reference to what kurtis said in the beginning of the podcast about a video they did... there's no drama here it's just twelve year olds being dumb in the comment section.

jennifer devote kurtis made some videos with him on his main channel, they’re really funny. they’re good friends :)

joking about brain cancer is a big no no, and i hope you’re okay

omg girl i hope ur okay

Ro I am, thanks! My therapist was awesome

Um what????

He is pretty sharp. Jacob Sharpe

Cristine more like Crimestine hahA bad joke but that’s what we like here in kurtistown

I actually laughed out loud at simply jailogical

Dr Seuss could never

More like because he's scared of the backlash than actually understand what he did was wrong. He hears but he doesn't listen

@@hotmamma2126 Oh yeah, it's disingenuous but the bar is low for this stuff

@@hotmamma2126 Exactly, he also set one of the videos that Kurtis and Jacob had criticized in their first video to private and then immediately went back to making shitty content that made light of serious issues so... :/

Do you think it's maybe an attention thing? Mess up, apologise, make a mistake in the same stroke, repeat...

he’s kinda like jake paul bcz he’s always messing up, apologizing, and then messing up again

same though, we should get 2 extra

i can greet you if you want :)

hope yr doing well!!

hello, you’re great!

What's up, how's it going!

Banged Up Abroadband

He probably didn’t mean it but I think it’s like Kurtis Corner (?) sounds like Kurtis Conner.

It's a cornerspiracy.

Get him on his knees

Thanks for the Recommendation!!!

damn, really? thats,, kinda very wholesome 💘

🌸Easterpop🌸 it was!! it was super unexpected but it’ll always stick out to me as a reminder that people are still pretty good

Madison Queen wait how’d she make you cry? like i’m glad she apologized and everything, that’s really sweet, but i kinda wanna know the story

c a v e v i b e s so i was still pretty new, and i have major social anxiety, so being on the window was basically a nightmare already. that particular day, i had an argument with my partner and i came into work extra sensitive. we were understaffed and multiple customers had expressed their frustration with how long it was taking. this lady was the fourth person to complain, and she was really pissed. she sternly told me that this was the third day in a row it had taken her a while and she told me she wouldn’t be returning. then i just BAWLED my eyes out. she didn’t yell, but she was clearly pissed and was so direct about it that i just lost it. when she came in later she told me she never wanted to add to the shitty parts of someone’s day, and apologized for taking it out on me. i was so stunned that she apologized.

@@madisonqueen7742 that sounds less karen than I was imagining, I think most people would just hear that and not take it personally, so I'd imagine she was pretty shocked when you started crying lol. I've had an old man throw his change at me and lots of other stuff simply because the line was too long, it's nice to hear happy endings

SHE WHAT?

BlackSeptember you can find a clip of it on KZfaq. It’s pretty messed up

which, tbh there's no way that that would happen 😂😂 but that's what I get for taking Disney plots seriously

sending much love to u ❤

I'm so sorry for your loss :(

sending love. the people of kurtis town are always here for you 🤍:)

I hope you’re doing well. Stay strong!

sending much love, I hope she rests in peace

not only is that super uncomfortable, but the fact that no one did enough research into korean culture to see how rude that is- ugh it pissed me off

@@mammoneymelon honestly bad in any culture, but (as you said) like much worse to not even bother to translate your "politeness" to another culture.

truuuue, honestly i feel like sofia Vergara is always made fun of in talk shows for her accent and culture or shes just harassed for her beauty, like remeber the Gordon Ramsey situation? its so messed up, but yes. Ellen?? booooooo

w h a t

Huh😦

Emily Hume i edited an explanation into the comment, hope that clears it up for you 😌

Emily Hume sure np! :)

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE 🙆🏾‍♀️

It’s fine because Ellens are genetically modified to be really nice people:) “Ellen”’s name isn’t actually Ellen, it’s actually Snortox Degenerate from the planet BäbæEetër

@@13quizz oh sick

Don't worry, we love u ellen! ❤️

He does

Anna M :O he does? Like an actual one? That isn’t a green amoeba?

Babyturtleshoe Nope! It’s called very really good ( duh ) I listen to it on Spotify

Aaliyah Stark ooooooh oki

It’s the mysogonists and Idiots that he brings Down with a bunch of facts, they cant handle it 😂

@@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 Weird people: *Are weird* Kurtis: You're weird, stop doing that. Weird people: HoW dArE yOu!??!!!11??1

Wait ppl dont like kurtis

@@shanareilly6649 I guess, he does get dislikes on his videos unfortunately. maybe they just disagree

People can just disagree with what he says or how he says it

and jacob lol

Aides in Gallagher🤣🤣🤣

loaf boy

Aladdin gallbladder

🍞

Nice profile pic, but also, unus pride

Hello brothers

UNUS

Spoken like a true unus/annus. Memento mori, friend

Hehe

soo,, not that long ago?

did him dirty💀

i-

😳

...

im insanely tired, i just wanna go back to bed but alas im an adult with a job and bills.. ill still probably sleep lmao

@@spicyleg6723 lmao we're all dead today I have online school right now 😪💀

i just took a 4 hour nap so yes

@@julissadc9227 yeah luckily i work from home so i can nap in my downtime lol

@@abbyjones826 okay August 11 is officially known now as the day everyone was a bit more sleepy than usual lmao

Right and when their actions don’t change THATS when you stop being friends. Adults on social media are weird💀

Exactly, there not real friends they're just around her for the attention and perks of being friends with her. And then those perks go away, so do the "friends"

Some of it was PR, Tyrese didn’t meet Ellen. Notice how Ellen is nice to other rich people. There are rumors of about how much an asshole is was to waiters, PAs, normal people.

Ellen doesn't have friends, only victims for her bullying

was thinking the same thing..... something like, POV you're MJ's basketball

POV you’re Michael Jordan and you’re bouncing me across the court

50 shades of shade

no wait that sounds dumb nvm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳 I hope it’s amazing :)

Best Bird Buds thank you🥺❤️

Same dude

@Jessica Elliott-Ferrier haha thank you 😂