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5 ай бұрын

New research shows that a third of Britons are falling behind world education standards in subjects such as Maths, English, History and Geography.
The UK Government claims to be investing more in these subjects leading up to the 2022 election, but critics say it may be "too little, too late."
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@larryandpaul 5 ай бұрын

This sort of impartial reporting takes a lot of resources. You can support it at ko-fi.com/larryandpaul - thanks! x

@smburton8338 5 ай бұрын

Love the videos you guys make! Unfortunately as someone who went through the British education system I have very poor budgeting and financial planning skills and life skills in general so am nearly always broke. When this changes, which is looking ever less likely by the day, I'll be sure to show my appreciation. Keep up the great work! (Also had an idea for a sketch you're welcome to consider/use. Tory primary school teachers, teaching toddlers how not to share etc.)

@Emanon... 5 ай бұрын

Brilliant! Who would've thought that defunding the education system through 20 years would've had an impact, innit?

@kanedNunable 5 ай бұрын

started with thatcher. not blair. labour put a lot more money into schooling that the tories do. because tories love thick people, their core voters.

@cpuuk 5 ай бұрын

Yea, standads have rilly droped.

@TonyWhitley 5 ай бұрын

Shows how standards have fallen in the teaching of history.

@danyoutube7491 5 ай бұрын

It's a sad state of affairs when a news presenter can't tell us what a lovely story we've just heard, standards are dropping!

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

Iz that wot 'e woz tri'in 2 said?

@TheRobins1m 5 ай бұрын

As a Sydneysider, I’m appalled they don’t know we’re the capital of Australia.

@peterclarke7240 5 ай бұрын

australia doesn't have a capital.

@VespaT5 5 ай бұрын

Isn't it 'A' anymore?

@steveholmes381 5 ай бұрын

My god I thought everyone knows it's Vienna !

@AlexGys9 5 ай бұрын

euhm ... what or who is Australia? Is it edible?

@simonolsen9995 5 ай бұрын

I thought it was Dapto.

@bigdeal7462 5 ай бұрын

The government's response to the report was "like wateva innit know what I mean"

@johngoodfellow168 5 ай бұрын

I told my son's teacher 40 years ago that standards had fallen. Teachers are now thicker than the pupils.

@bridiesmith5110 5 ай бұрын

Can’t have that. I have teachers in my family and they are by no means thick. They are however handcuffed to teach a curriculum that is put together by academics, who have never stood in front of a class of feral middle class kids.

@johngoodfellow168 5 ай бұрын

I shouldn't have generalised. I apologise, I know teachers who are highly intelligent and very good at their job. As you say, teaching a curriculum put together by others who have never set foot in a classroom is difficult. A lot of what they have to teach is more political than academic. @@bridiesmith5110

@kanedNunable 5 ай бұрын

and who was in power 40 years ago? tories.

@eightiesmusic1984 5 ай бұрын

@@bridiesmith5110 The use of the word feral is highly questionable and not appropriate. There are serious problems in UK schools, including in middle class areas. The issue is no longer confined to the inner cities as it once was- worsening behaviour and lack of parental support has fanned out in the last fifteen years. An OFSTED report in 2014 said that in some schools ( so called) low level disruption is causing up to a day of learning per week to be lost. It will be worse now. The calibre of teachers has definitely deteriorated in the last fifteen years. Many are obtaining places on training courses who would not make it over a decade ago, and it is clear that the general level of intelligence and competence has declined. There are undoubtedly exceptions, whereby some trainee teachers are highly competent and obviously have a lot to offer education. One third of all newly qualified teachers do not teach beyond three years and one quarter have left within five years. A recent article in The Guardian highlighted the issue of head teachers having to appoint staff who are not up to standard simply to ensure classes are covered. Standards have fallen- a string of GCSE grades 8 or 9 is probably the equivalent of the old 'O' Level grade B, broadly speaking. Grade inflation has definitely happened.

@bridiesmith5110 5 ай бұрын

@@kanedNunable but councils were in charge of education. If you lived I labour area you tried to get your kids into school in neighbouring Tory areas.

@martinryan8101 5 ай бұрын

Oh jeez. With only the quarter in the top 3%! Ffs I’m trying to eat my lunch!

@andjc72 5 ай бұрын

Sidney’s the capital of Austria, I knew that

@tonyhall699 5 ай бұрын

When I was a little children I wus taut proper England.

@adamlee3772 5 ай бұрын

😂 Yet GB News still gets viewers and the Daily Mail online still reports on people having ample assets and flaunting their curves or some such stuff.

@Secretgeek2012 5 ай бұрын

Exactly.

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

I got a curve, I am so lucky. I can draw squiggly lines on paper, I am an expert at squiggly lines now.

@DaWrecka 5 ай бұрын

Because only thick, ignorant people vote for the Tories. Thatcher was playing the long game by making future generations dumber, thereby making more Tory voters.

@zacmumblethunder7466 5 ай бұрын

@@Demun1649 Congratulations, you've just qualified as a geometry teacher.

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

@@zacmumblethunder7466 I don't know that I'd be any good. I was an English teacher, and history. Geometry is similar to mental arithmetic, it makes my brain explode.

@stephengraham1153 5 ай бұрын

Hey, maybe our PM has a spare three million quid he can donate to British education. Every Penny helps.

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

Penny Mordor didn't do so well at skool.

@stephengraham1153 5 ай бұрын

@@Demun1649 You saw what I did there 😉

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

@@stephengraham1153 I did. That's why I brought her into a clean room. 😜🤪

@FatNorthernBigot 5 ай бұрын

This won't end good, if things that have happened in the past has taught us anything.

@charlottebowes7666 5 ай бұрын

Then the grown ups will step in and up, cause that’s what we’re for…changing the ending with just an imagination 😎

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

@@charlottebowes7666 Look wot U dun to me bwane. Zzzzzzzttttt. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@charlottebowes7666 5 ай бұрын

@@Demun1649 English mate, English…

@FatNorthernBigot 5 ай бұрын

@@charlottebowes7666 he dunt speak Inglish!

@charlottebowes7666 5 ай бұрын

@@FatNorthernBigot at least I can decipher what you’ve written…

@megamega362 5 ай бұрын

Excellent as always from Larry and Paul 😂

@larryandpaul 5 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching - please share the link!x

@paulcook6297 5 ай бұрын

What a lovely story

@JohnTreacy-ix3wr 5 ай бұрын

Guys i can't figure out if this was a piece about poor educational standards in the uk or a representation of the journalistic standards at GB News and Talk TV!!!!! Either way, very funny as always!!!!!

@-xirx- 5 ай бұрын

Couldn't have been gb news or talk tv. They weren't shouting

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

@@-xirx- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

@Furthermore69 5 ай бұрын

These news bulletins are genius 😂

@snubbedpeer 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Winkleman Mince for raisin this impotunt subjec! 😂

@bmg2507 5 ай бұрын

I was a teacher in England for 3 years after doing Teach first (mainly as a mad challenge) but did well. Compared to the Republic of Ireland and France, the teenagers in England knew very little of their own history or the main themes of history. It explains alot as history and politics are completely interwined. I remember a parent challenging me when I showed how the Daily express was not a reliable source for a presentation assignment, it was a total conjecture piece of lies. It was on the tip of her tongue to tell me to go back to Ireland. I eventually did go back where children are generallly brighter as the state teaches History better and there is less of a pervasive tabloid culture.

@tamara3984 5 ай бұрын

German here: I feel this so hard. I once didban animal care course with an A-level student and she complained that she had 5 lessons plus 2 hrs homework each day. I had 6 lessons and 2hrs homework from the age if 10. Steadily increasing, especially the amount of homework we did. We also sat more exams and had much more to study on a daily basis. People in England are astonished that I have basic lifeskills that we were taught in year 3 primary school. 🤷🏾‍♀️

@Bandanko 5 ай бұрын

finali a propah nues stori!

@liamatsutv 5 ай бұрын

"Society of Associated Professors (Yale) / The International Thinktank Workgroup - Advocating Necessary Key Subjects". A friend of mine REALLY wants a job there.

@larryandpaul 5 ай бұрын

Good spot!

@LowPlainsDrifter60 5 ай бұрын

Good to see Britain leading the way.

@danyoutube7491 5 ай бұрын

Other countries can only gawp in astonishment as we leave them in our wake! Unfortunately we're going the wrong way :)

@Demun1649 5 ай бұрын

We are not 27th. YET. Trumpanzee land is there already, and producing very well-trained pre-humans, who can eat nothing but cheeseburgers, poop their pants, and has syphilis to boot.

@suecrilly2640 5 ай бұрын

The adver that appeared following your lovely story report was for memory loss/brain rot just as I was about to report on how my normalised scrambling for the correct words was akin to your reporting style. Absolutely brilliant sketch 😂😂😂. Made my day.👏👏

@DerekGrubb 5 ай бұрын

Won off ure goodest eva. Fanks loads. Mite cher.

@davidbarlow350 5 ай бұрын

Voted as most erudite,by the class of 2023. After many consultations and research to find out the meaning of the word "erudite". A professor came up with the answer ,after consulting with Fred ,the janitor ,who was educated in the 1960s.

@patrick247two 5 ай бұрын

At least you are keeping up with the USA.

@Tawny6702 5 ай бұрын

No…..Britain is far worse!

@chriswoods562 5 ай бұрын

"In front of a Tesla" 😂. Lovely story

@Gph0367 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant. Hillarious and so true!!👍

@DavidMorley 5 ай бұрын

What a lovely channel!

@user-yj7gh1xk8y 5 ай бұрын

You guys should take this to the West End Theatres!!! So excellent 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

@weswheel4834 5 ай бұрын

Nice thing!

@pms9838 5 ай бұрын

Belly laughing 🤣

@DJB01 5 ай бұрын

An other cohearant nd acurate report well talked. Thnx.

@elvwood 5 ай бұрын

As a maths tutor working in the adult sector, can I say that I am simplarry appauled by this? When I was growing up we wouldn't of stood for it, we knew how many beens made five. Thank goodness I live in Yorkshire rather than wherever this place they are talking about is.

@MikeSamuelsII-ve8gp 5 ай бұрын

A pinnacle in genuine, unmitigated tea-baggery ! Almost chuffed my Bovril on the cat I larfed so hard !

@rosemarystewart7405 5 ай бұрын

What a lovely story.!

@bridiesmith5110 5 ай бұрын

The only thing missing from this news report was ‘like’ or ‘bro’ 😂😂😂

@Simes158 5 ай бұрын

'innit'

@bridiesmith5110 5 ай бұрын

@@Simes158 ‘right’

@yourfavoritefrog 5 ай бұрын

Teacher here, can't stop laughing !

@larryandpaul 5 ай бұрын

Delighted to hear it!

@EZEKIELAIA 5 ай бұрын

Love it!love it! love it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jeandeau 4 ай бұрын

Always worth the wait!!!

@johnhawden4118 5 ай бұрын

like...er...absolutely

@steveholmes381 5 ай бұрын

In my day we learned French not Fluently as a foreign language.

@antonycharnock2993 5 ай бұрын

In my school in the 80s it was French for the majority, German for the topsetters and Spanish for the not so clever(Spanish deemed the easiest to learn)

@sparkymark68 5 ай бұрын

What a lovely story.

@paulharrion3398 5 ай бұрын

I teach in FE and this is bang on the money. Innit....

@rolandfarmer 2 ай бұрын

👏 brilliant

@Jablinski-IQ 5 ай бұрын

Its happening all around the world Year by year , day by day education is going low , its like the gov knows about everything and knows it and they happy for it , smh.

@larryandpaul 5 ай бұрын

Well, exactly. Please do share the link x

@bobrong9645 5 ай бұрын

Apparently since antiquity at least, as I believe (Aristotle?) was already saying it. And yet, somehow, we are much more learned than ever before.

@dtcarrick 5 ай бұрын

I nearly died laughing.

@ronwhite8503 5 ай бұрын

Winkleman.......the UK's new Stanley Unwin. Much plenty cobblodes.

@robert-zg8or 5 ай бұрын

Lol perfect

@AS-lq3zh 5 ай бұрын

Nice thing!👏😂

@sandrafrancis3631 5 ай бұрын

Ha ha!😅 it's almost true by minus 33% You get me!?😅

@CA999 5 ай бұрын

Sydney is the financial capital of Australia. That's all you need to know when those pommie skool graduates go looking for jobs in Australia though one of the many immigration loopholes... How much education do you need to be a recruiter, marketer, or real estate agent in Australia nowadays?

@adrianrutterford762 5 ай бұрын

Story very Lovely!!

@Stoic_grimace 5 ай бұрын

Even more better

@philipmurphy2 5 ай бұрын

The lack of education content on TV doesn't help the education levels of adults either, research study that repeats of repeats will eventually turn a adult brain to mush.

@steveholmes381 5 ай бұрын

Agreed, then you sit there all, day watching KZfaq videos 😮

@philipmurphy2 5 ай бұрын

@@steveholmes381 There is some education content on KZfaq, finding it is a needle in a haystack

@antonycharnock2993 5 ай бұрын

@@steveholmes381 At least you can choose what to watch. I subscribe to quite a few educational channels.

@SuzanneO707 5 ай бұрын

An loverly storee, carnt stop larrfing Larrie & pawl.

@gaijintendo 5 ай бұрын

Nice thing 🎉

@nargisarshad784 5 ай бұрын

In front of a Tesla 😂😂 as always just so good 👏🏻👏🏻

@KarlaKloppstock 5 ай бұрын

5 seconds in and already pissed myself

@larryandpaul 5 ай бұрын

Clean up then carry on!

@TheNewArtSchool 5 ай бұрын

Excellent!

@simonfunwithtrains1572 5 ай бұрын

Maybe we need to get a star player, perhaps. Liz Trust of. take on education.? And she could have Jimmy Dimly as her support.. At least they get the financing right.

@damsonwine3 5 ай бұрын

Almost wet myself laughing😅😅

@clowncarqingdao 5 ай бұрын

Very good. I like the capital of Australia question .... the real answer is of course Kangerooberra.

@johnmckie6563 5 ай бұрын

Superb!

@jonathanjones9790 5 ай бұрын

I was like, haha that's soo funny!

@Lorraine-oh5hv 5 ай бұрын

If you fink mi inglish is bad you should see mi maffs! 😂

@theotherandrew5540 5 ай бұрын

Canberra is the capital of Australia, not Sydney.

@larryandpaul 5 ай бұрын

Is is not. Its Sidney is the catipal of Austria

@CA999 5 ай бұрын

Why is that place Canberra so important? All the oligarchs who sponsor the politicians live in Sydney. The UK education curriculum has got it right, in a truly meaningful sense! 😊

@DJB01 5 ай бұрын

Fake news!!!

@FONASDeadlock 5 ай бұрын

That's the problem with schools these days. We need another 7 year root-and-branch review of education to tell us how terrible everything is. Of course we don't have money for paying teachers or building schools to reduce classroom sizes or modernise facilities, do you have even the most basic idea of the cost of a 7 year root-and-branch review of education? These things aren't cheap. We need to get back to basics. Back in my day we were taught the three R's. Reading, Writing and Spelling.

@tonymccake3057 5 ай бұрын

Hillaireeus az all ways. Shairin wiv my m8s. Err .. init blud?

@upontheroof 5 ай бұрын

Great job. All news reports will be like this in 2035

@settlece 5 ай бұрын

I think if it continues this way news won't be based in reality it will be based on "this is my truth"

@steveholmes381 5 ай бұрын

@@settleceWhat a great idea for a TV show. Sorry, GBNews already have several shows based on the idea.

@rosemarystewart7405 5 ай бұрын

Brilliant as always. 😂

@lulunz6809 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hilarious!!

@acefaceuk 5 ай бұрын

This episode reminded me of trying to read comments on Facebook posts.

@redshift3 5 ай бұрын

nice thing

@user-dc1xk9lt7m 5 ай бұрын

whens the next live show lads? Last one was at least 37 ago

@teesman61 5 ай бұрын

Just how the tories like it.

@speleokeir 5 ай бұрын

Exactly. Keep the plebs ignorant and they'll believe anything: The Daily mail, GB News, that they didn't steal £50Bn of tax payers money for themselves and their chums, that they did a great job during Covid despite having the highest death rate in Europe, that Johnny foregner is invading Ingerland and taking all our jobs or that Brexit was a good idea and not complete madness as every economist in the world stated.😵‍💫

@7fink7 5 ай бұрын

😆😆😆

@TheFunkadelicFan 5 ай бұрын

Me? Fail English? That's unpossible!

@stuff31 5 ай бұрын

I love how it gets progressively worse throughout XD Education budget shrinking by the second!

@MrSensible2 5 ай бұрын

Very good!

@mauricetucker8754 5 ай бұрын

Look at the minsters who have come and go our just failed the exam?

@bigdeal7462 5 ай бұрын

De yoof of Britain say "so effing wot mate"

@EZEKIELAIA 5 ай бұрын

Ded good like!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@antonycharnock2993 5 ай бұрын

I like how everything got progressively worse through the video😂

@robertabbott7770 5 ай бұрын

I fink dis is fun-e !🤣

@damienflinter4585 5 ай бұрын

Grate gnus....but whorabowt di wedder??

@johngamble967 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@olivefernando7879 5 ай бұрын

not down the other one, necks: micro plastics in our brains has no ill effect says tory environment minister

@VerbalEarthworm 5 ай бұрын

Wel gud!

@stop-the-greed 5 ай бұрын

Well i feel enbiggend buy watt i halfe learning goot wurk is ollways lads . Licking forward to moor newz

@PropagandasaurusRex 5 ай бұрын

It's a good thing that being dumb like everyone else is more fun than being smarter than everybody else.

@tamara3984 5 ай бұрын

Outch, this is really painful to listen to. 😂

@maartenaalsmeer 5 ай бұрын

_"But, but, but... UK Universities are world-leading!"_ Sure, I guess (how do you measure that though?) but that doesn't help the majority that doesn't go to uni.